HERE ARE A FEW TELL-TAIL SIGNS YOU'VE AQUIRED TOO MANY POINTS ON YOUR LICENSE.....MOSTLY FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE!!!! 



1. The cops no longer bother pulling you over....they just mail you latest tickets to you house!! 

2. All the cops know you by name.....even on the street away from your car 

3. You get a speeding ticket.....on a dead end street. 

4. You have to answer the age old question "Son do you know how fast you were going" with "Sorry officer but my speedometer only goes up to 85"!! 

5. You get pulled over more than once.....an hour....for different offenses......by different cops... 

6. You carry a stamp of your signature in you glove box!! 

7. You have to move to another state......well if you want to keep driving anyway!! 

8. If you ever say....man you must have been speeding like hell to catch me! 

9. If whent he cop asks to search your car you say.....ummmmmm uhhhhhh yeah but if you find anything i got dibs on it...!! 

10. If you drag race cops.......but they arent aware of it.. 

11. If you drag race cops and the are aware of it.....and you win!! 

12. If you are in the passenger seat of you friends car as he gets pulled over and the cop starts asking you questions!! 

13. If you appear in court....and the judge looks at you and says"didnt i tell you I didnt want to see you in here again....and its only been a few days!! 

14. If you and your friends take a long interstate road trip and decide who drives by who has warrants in which states....!!!! 

15. You had your registration and insurance card laminated due to frequent use!! 

16. Cops know your drivers license number 

17. You have no problem finding where to sign when the cop hands you the ticket 

18. You already know the cost of the fine before the ticket is issued 

19. The clerk at the county building knows your name just by looking at you!! 

20. You have to bargain with the cop as to which offense hes going to write you up for so you can still have enough points left to drive!! 

LIKE I SAID MOST OF THESE ARE FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE.....IM NOT A BAD DRIVER....I JUST GET CAUGHT MORE THAN YOU DO!!!