In a sorry effort to learn some decent HTML coding for my website, I've stumbled upon the fact that I am HTML defunct.  And now, as I have a weblog to do writeups on, I've realized that it takes some considerable knowledge of just how hypertext markup language operates in order to get this darn thing right.  So now I have a plea to anyone willing to listen... any wayward traveler that falls across this page and thinks "Hm... poor thing."... any beer-drinking, pot-smoking, moose-loving random Canadian... any housewife with six toes... any axe-murderess who dreams of dinner by the light of two perfect white tapers, sunken into the eyesockets of the heads of her loved ones...

HELP ME LEARN HTML

     I should really go find what color is free for the ribbon campaign, and assign it to my cause.  I'm thinking a perky shade of fuschia, though that, under some lighting conditions, looks like the breast cancer ribbons.  Any ideas, comments, or thoughts?  Flames are most welcome, and will be heartily laughed at over a steaming bowl of Campbell's Thick and Chunky Clam Chowder.  Mmmm, clam chowder...

     Adios!

Today's thought:

   
A plea from the sulfurous           bowels of my personal HTML hell.
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