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| Friends |
| By no means complete, these are a few photographs of some people I know. Most are weird, some are downright insane, but they are all my friends. |
| Ha! To our left, a semi-profile shot of our dearest Liz, who passed away sometime during the night last week. Oh, wait, nevermind. She's currently dating a guy known only as "Zoob". It, strangely, seems to cause no worry amongst her circle of friends that no one has ever seen this "Zoob." This intrepid reporter suspects that he is just another figment of an overactive imagination, and is determined to bring the truth to light. |
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| Potatoes, an Irishman's best friend. I don't think any more needs to be said about the marvelous potato. Worship the potato. Worrrshippp theee Pooottaatttoo. |
| It took us months to capture this elusive creature on film. A rare social butterfly in its native habitat. All of our dedicated team's efforts were thought to be in vain as the film containing this and a single other shot of this remarkable creature fell prey to a suspicious fire in the laboratory. At present, the team has ruled it accidental, but this intrepid reporter feels as though someone connected to an ecoterrorist group set fire to the lab in hopes of destroying the film, thereby keeping this rare creature a secret forever. |
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| The horrid aftermath of that superglue accident. It took sixteen hours of surgery to separate them. Why they thought spreading it on like sunscreen and playing an especially rough game of Red Rover was a good idea in the first place, I dunno... |