| Written: 2003 Status: Possibly Complete Cow and Liver A bird is soaring over a great, large green field. He starts to fly into the light of the sun. "That bird does that every damn day. H needs to take a break." a voice says from the field. "Yeah, thats right, I'm a COW!" he bellows, while evil music plays. "Evil? Why evil? I'm not evil." said the good-hearted cow. "Yeah. That's what I thought." as he grinned, "I'm Fred by the way. What a great name!" He said boastfully. "What?! I can boast if I feel like it! You shut the F&@# up!" said that damn cow, geez it needs to eat a hamburger or something. "I AM NOT A CANNIBAL! I am all vegan!" He shouted, and took charge for the narrator, or myself. He hit that mofo and knocked him out cold. He flew about fifty yards away. "Yeah, that's right! I'm good!" Fred yelled, and went and pulled the narrator (lets call him Ted) to the butcher shop. "Hi there. I'm Fred, and I was wondering if you would like some fresh meat." The butcher, named Josh, looked suspiciously at the cow. "Well, how much?" Josh asked, and looked around his empty store. "It's on the house." the cow said. So the butcher went and grabbed the guy. "Oh yeah, I want his liver. I enjoy the taste of fresh liver." I said, yes, you heard right, it's me, Fred. "Okay." the butcher said, and we went in the back. After about twenty minutes, Josh came out with the liver in hand. "There ya go." He said, and I went on my merry way. |
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