Diaper Days
I thought I would tell you my whole life story. But I have decided to spare you & your precious time. So, in short I will only tell you how screwed up I really am. I was born on March 11, 1986. Congratulations Mrs. Quinn! You're daughter has asthma! Few monthes later I get sick & develop a hideous rash on my face. The cold or w/e goes away, but the rash doesn't!

Pamper Pull Ups
Sometime during my toddler years my brother & I were playing & I broke my collar bone.

A few years after that I get seriously sick. Doctors think I have the fatal "menangitus". So to determine if I have that, a very painful spinal tap was performed on me. For those of you who are fortunate enough not to know what that is, it is when they stick a needle at the base of your spine & draw a clear liquid. Well obviously I did not have menangitus, for I would not be here now if I did. It turned out to be some thing that mimics the symptoms of menangitus.

Pre-Adolecent Days hah
One day while aimlessly walking in my front yard, I carelessly walked into the pole of my brothers basketball hoop. It did not hurt, for I kept walking, but then it starts to gush blood like on an episode of ER. So that got me about 7 or so stitches on my chin. And all I get is a lousy Cherry Blow Pop from the doctor.
I have scoliosis! To think things couldn't get any worse! Orthopedist appointments about every 6 months continue forever. With about 3 x-rays every appointment.

Junior High Times
5th Grade: Stitches in arm for a removal of a small cancerous freckle thing. I also get frequent bloody noses

Hearing test at school lands me in an ear doctors office. I have a hearing loss for low tones in my right ear.

6th Grade: I fall while roller blading twice in one week. Result: Two nasty scars on both knees. I should've gotten stitches. I also find out that I scar and bruise easily. Oh yes, and bloody noses continue.

7th/8th Grade: While on a cruise to Bermuda, I was sitting outside at a table eating lunch with my friends on a windy day. All of a sudden a tall "Bahama Mama Glass" comes flying from one of the upper decks. It shatters on the floor & on my leg.

High School High

I slam my middle finger in a big wood front door. Blood everywhere as I nearly pass out after it happened. A trip to the emergency room & 3 x-rays tells me that I crushed the bone in the tip of my finger! Oh Happy Day! Isn't life just grand??

One day at school I push open one the doors to the stairwells. There was a piece of paper notice thing taped only at the top. As I push open the door, the paper flies up & cuts my in the eye. My mom comes, & takes me immmediatly to the eye doctor. Guess what?? I had a scratched cornia! Oh and btw, your cornia is the most sensitive muscle in your body, & if it goes untreated you could go blind!

My scoliosis worsens (if thats even possible) so now I have to wear a brace to sleep. If the brace doesn't work, then I might need surgery!! During this surgery they put a metal rod along your spine. If that happens, then you cannot naturally conceive a baby. My life is wonderfuL!

First day of school, sophmore year: I take the hearing test. And I pretty much fail the hearing test, but I was expecting that.

Bloody noses still continue (and no I do NOT pick my nose or sniff household appliances) hahah

My jaw dislocates when I eat. It is very uncomfortable & annoying. It happens about once a week. My dad said that usually only happens after someone has gotten in a serious car accident. I am sooo screwed UP!!!!!!!!!!

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