#1: Is it in yet?
#2: That's it?
#3: You've got to be kidding me.
#4: (phone rings) "hello? oh nothing and you?"
#5: Do i have to pay for this?
#6: Do i have to call you tomorrow?
#7: Oh momma, momma!
#8: Oh dadda, dadda!
#9: You look better in the dark.
#10: This is much better than my last girl/boyfriend.
#11: I thought that goes in the other hole....
#12: Don't tell my husband/wife.
#13: You have the same bra my mom does (worse if the girl says it).
#14: This sucks.
#15: Can you finish now? i have a meeting...
#16: I hope you don't expect a raise for this...
#17: I think you might get the job for this.
#18: Damn! is that all you know what to do?
#19: Did i tell you, i have herpes?
#20: Now we must get married.
#21: Hurry up, the games about to start.
#22: I'm hungry.
#23: I'm thirsty.
#24: zzzzzzzzzzzz.
#25: Are you trying to be funny?
#26: Can i have a ride home after this?
#27: Are those real?
#28: By the way, i want to break up.
#29: Is that smell coming from you?
#30: Haven't you ever done this before?
#31: Wow!! i've never seen those before (then grope wildly).
#32: Do you know what some female spiders do after sex?
#33: You're so much like your sister....
#34: Your mom's cute.
#35: What's your name again?
#36: Do i have to be here in the morning?
#37: A second time? i barely stayed awake the first time!
#38: But you just started!!
#39: You're about as good as a 9 year old, and i should know!!
#40: Don't touch that!!
#41: Can we order a pizza?
#42: I think my dad is listening at the door.
#43: Smile for the camera, honey!!!
#44: Take off that damn monkey glove!!
#45: Get your hand out of there!!
#46: I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
#47: I knew you wore a padded bra!!
#48: Cover me boys, i'm going in!!!
#49: DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!
#50: Fire one!
#51: God, that is small!!
#52: Hold on, let me change the channel...
#53: Who smells like fish?
#54: Is it o.k. if my mom (and/or dad) joins in?
#55: Your best-friend does it much better.
#56: Hope you don't mind i left my boots on.
#57: Hurry up, the motor's runnin'.
#58: You're fogging up the wind-shield.
#59: Can i borrow 5 bucks?
#60: What the hell noise was that?!
#61: Stop moaning, you sound so stupid.
#62: Shut up, bitch! (worse if the girl says it)
#63: You know, you're not really attractive.
#64: I'm sorry, i wasn't listening.
#65: What, oh yea, i love you too, now let me concentrate!!
#66: Stop interrupting me!!
#67: I have to take a shit.
#68: Did i leave the iron on?
#69: Your breath is funky.
#70: Start singing Green Day.
#71: Is it o.k. if i call someone, its o.k. though, keep going....
#72: Its ok honey, i can imagine that its bigger.
#73: God i wish you were a real woman.
#74: Why can't you ever shave your legs?
#75: By the way, when i drove over here, i ran over your dog....
#76: Oh susan, susan... i mean donna.... shit.
#77: Your breast milk is like my mom's....
#78: You're hairy!!
#79: Your "happy trail" led me to a dead end.
#80: Is it o.k. if i never see you again?
#81: Did i forget to tell you i got worms from my cat?
#82: Don't make that face at me!
#83: all of a sudden i have a headache.
#84: you're boring.
#85: i like your tits.
#86: suck my dick, bitch.
#87: how much do i owe you?
#88: How come we each have a penis?
#89: Of course you can't be on top, you're too fat, you'll kill me!
#90: Your ass is hairy (the guy says this).
#91: Just use your finger, its bigger.
#92: Does your family have to watch?
#93: We'll try again later when you can satisfy me too.
#94: Get off me, i'll do it myself!!!!
#95: Can you hold this sandwich for me?
#96: You're as soft as a sheep, inside and out.
#97: The only reason i'm doing this is because i'm drunk.
#98: My mom taught me this.....
#99: How cute... peach fuzz!
#100: Damn girl! my tits are bigger than yours!
#101: Should i ask why you're bleeding?
#102: This is my pet rat, larry....
#103: If you can't do it, i'll find someone else who can!
#104: I haven't had this much sex since i was a hooker!
#106: Wanna see me take out my glass eye?
#107: No i don't love your mind, i can't grab that!!
#108: Is it o.k. if i tell my friends about this?
#109: I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!
#110: You wanted me to use a condom?
#111: You're no better than my brother!!
#112: Mooooo!!
#113: Fire in the hole!!!
#114: I wanna see how many quarters i can fit in there.
#115: Hurry up, i'm late for a date.
#116: O.k. start...oh! that feels so... YOU'RE DONE??!!
#117: You ever see basic instinct?
#118: I'm out of condoms, can i use a sock?
#119: Don't squirm, you'll spill my beer.
#120: Did i tell you where my cold sore came from?
#121: You got boogers showing.
#122: Start reciting the 10 commandments.
#123: I think i just shit on your bed.
#124: Of course i don't love you.
#125: Let me spell it out for you, b-r-e-a-t-h m-i-n-t.
#126: Was that Cum or Piss?