Jokes/Insults!

Copy and Paste into Aliases :
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/insult {
  :start
  %random = $r(1,$nick(0,#))
  if ($nick(%random,#) == $me) goto start
  say Hey $1 : $read $mircdir\jokes\insults.txt

}
/blonde {
  :start
  %random = $r(1,$nick(0,#))
  if ($nick(%random,#) == $me) goto start
  say 9,14 Blonde Jokes :8 $read $mircdir\jokes\blonde.txt

}
/con {
  :start
  %random = $r(1,$nick(0,#))
  if ($nick(%random,#) == $me) goto start
  say 9,14 Confucious Says :8 $read $mircdir\jokes\Confucious.txt

}
/yomama {
  :start
  %random = $r(1,$nick(0,#))
  if ($nick(%random,#) == $me) goto start
  say $read $mircdir\jokes\Yomama.txt

}
/red {
  :start
  %random = $r(1,$nick(0,#))
  if ($nick(%random,#) == $me) goto start
  say 9,2 You know you're a Redneck if :11 $read $mircdir\jokes\Red.txt

}
/Shit {
  :start
  %random = $r(1,$nick(0,#))
  if ($nick(%random,#) == $me) goto start
  say 4,1 Types of Shit  :14,8 $read $mircdir\jokes\Shit.txt

}
/randinsult {
  :start
  %random = $r(1,$nick(0,#))
  if ($nick(%random,#) == $me) goto start
  say # 8,2Random Insult: 9,1Hey  $nick(%random,#)     $read $mircdir\jokes\insults.txt

}
/mommy {
  :start
  %random = $r(1,$nick(0,#))
  if ($nick(%random,#) == $me) goto start
  say 11,2 Mommy Mommy Jokes :8 $read $mircdir\jokes\Mommy.txt

}
/125 {
  :start
  %random = $r(1,$nick(0,#))
  if ($nick(%random,#) == $me) goto start
  say  8,14125 things not to say during sex :9 $read $mircdir\jokes\don't.txt

}

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Copy and Paste into: POPUPS/Channel and Query Chat:

Jokes/Insults
.Blonde Jokes:/blonde
.Confucious : /con
.YoMama: /yomama
.Shit : /shit
.Redneck : /red
.Mommy: /mommy
.Sex:/125
.Random insult:/randinsult

POPUPS NickName List

Insult:/insult $1

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After you've put these in their perspective areas.
Add The Jokes and Insults into the other Text Documents
to your mirc directory:  \Jokes\ example C:\Mirc\Jokes\
