I was riding a really long car
Complete with a TV and a cooler
This is really super fun
I've never felt so happy

I stepped out the red carpet
Cameras clicking away
I smiled so hard I thought
My jaw would break

I'm a super star walking on the plush carpet
There was Joan Rivers checking out my dress
There was E! wanting to interview me
Wow! I am a superstar

I'm a superstar I'm so excited
I'm going to meet stars like me
I'm going to flaunt and flaunt
Because I'm a superstar

But when I come home
No one notices me
I am a nobody inside my heart
I can't feel any excitement