| The world as seen by a select few | ||||
| Classification of all humans falls into the following categories: -Power tool- complete idiot -Tool- somewhat stupid person -Mechanic- one who bitches tools around -God- one who is above all- and controls all (very few fall into this category) A room can be considered one of the following depending on what we call the "toolness factor:" -Tool shed -Home Depot -Warehouse -Period 6 AP environmental class (a power tool bitching around more power tools- a nightmare indeed) -note enough power tools may require a private power plant in order to run the room Possible fixes if one is a tool: -get smarter -gun -cyanide -waambulance -swat team -pike -Dan Return home |
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