The world as seen by a select few
Classification of all humans falls into the following categories:
-Power tool- complete idiot
-Tool- somewhat stupid person
-Mechanic- one who bitches tools around
-God- one who is above all- and controls all (very few fall into this category)

A room can be considered one of the following depending on what we call the "toolness factor:"
-Tool shed
-Home Depot
-Warehouse
-Period 6 AP environmental class (a power tool bitching around more power tools- a nightmare indeed)
-note enough power tools may require a private power plant in order to run the room

Possible fixes if one is a tool:
-get smarter
-gun
-cyanide
-waambulance
-swat team
-pike

-Dan

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