| Why Seventh Heaven sucks | ||||
| Spending most of the last week sick, I've had a lot of free time. So I did some channel surfing, and I saw that this Seventh Heaven show was on. Because I know a few people who like it, and having never seen an espisode, I decided to watch it. What a fucking mistake. For those of you lucky enough to have never seen this show, its about this guys family. This episode started with all his kids coming home, convieniently spaced a few minutes apart. First off, his kids are the biggest group of whiners ever. If they were my kids, I'd tell them to get over themselves. Second, the minute they come home they all have problems that they need to share with the audience. None of them are real goddamn problems, but theyre upset because they want to go to a party and cant, or they're 8 years old and dont have a boyfriend. And the dads a tool too. The dads friend is upset that his wife's ex keeps calling the house. So he arranges to meet him at a bar, where he plans to beat the shit out of him. But then he sees that the ex is in a wheelchair, and feels bad for him. The guy in the wheelchair them all drinks, and they become great friends. Awww, thats real touching- he feels bad for wanting to kick a cripples guys ass. And the kids- theyre majorly messed up. The daughters go to make out at the movie theatres... one daughter with this guy who she was set up with by a friend, the other daughter with her sisters friend. Her brother is sneaking into clubs to he can listen to his friend sing, so he can go tell his friends dad that he should not go to college because hes sure to get a recording contract. And their moms take the little kids to a movie, coincidentially the same one their daughters are at. And (surprise!) they sit in the row right behind them, then catch their daughters making out with some guys. And the other daughter is in the same movie with her sisters friend. And the guys other son is at a party, and gets kicked out because hes found making out with the girl whos house it is by her father. Basically, it all ends up with the family working everything out, and haveing a goup hug at the end. I've never been so sickened by a show. If that synopsis made no sense to you, youre lucky. In all, this show is the worst piece of crap on tv, and pathetically its actually popular. To anyone who watches this show and likes it, realize that nobodys life is like that. Go out and do something instead of watching some bullshit family. Spend the hour that its on for running 3 miles, itll probably take you that long. Return home |
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