Halloween is celebrated on the 31st of October this year. Are you going Trick or Treating.I am. I have found some great jokes to share with all my friends for Halloween who visit my site. |
HALLOWEEN JOKES |
What cant you give a headless horseman?A headache Why did dracula take cold medicine?To stop his coffin Why did the headless horseman go into business? He wanted to get ahead of life What type of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? A boo tie What s a monsters favorite desert?I-Scream Were does a ghost go on Saturday night? Any where he can boo-gie What is a mummies favorite type of music?Wrap What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch Why didnt the skeleton dance at the party? He had nobody to dance with |
What is a ghost favorite sale?A white sale Whats a ghost favorite desert?Boo-berry pie When does a ghost have breakfast?In the moaning What do they teach in witching school?Spelling What do you call a witch's garage?A broom closet What do you call two witches living together?Broommates What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes?They suck! |
