J - The story you are about to read is onne unlike any other. It is unique. It is the only fic of its type in the world, or perhaps the universe. Two brave authors dared to tread where no author had ever gone before...and had a hell of a good time doing it.

Duo - Mention the sex, Jessi-mama-sama! Menntion the sex!

J - Hush for a second, we're getting therre...

R - Anywho... this is more than likely thhe only 2x5x6 fic ANYWHERE. If you've seen one elsewhere, lemme know, willya? I can't get enough of this group!!!

J - So, here goes nothing. Hope you like!! C&C, we love it.  

WARNINGS:

J - Okay, Duo, give them the warnings.

Duo - *chirped happily* There's sex! Lots oof wonderful sex!

J - *snickers* What else, Duo?

Duo - Um...TWT, PWP, Lemon! *cheers* That mmeans there's sex!

Wufei - And sex and sex and sex...

Zechs - Hmmm?

Duo - Hey, Sexy Zechsy, guess what, there'ss SEX!

J - We know, Duo, we know...heheh, anywayys, on with the fic! You've been warned.

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Wufei was bored. Bored bored bored bored bored. All the other pilots were out on missions; he'd finished his own mission quickly and rushed back to the safehouse just so he could spend a little time alone. Now, after about two weeks, he was in real danger of being bored to death. A short time ago, he'd discovered that he was falling for the braided pilot, and had given up trying to fight it. He'd settle for the boy's friendship, but he couldn't help but want more....

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Meanwhile, Duo was reciting every curse he had ever learned, in every language he had ever learned. Deathscythe had crash-landed from the force of three of the newest mobile suits of OZ, the Scorpios. They had blown up, but now Duo was stuck, Shinigami wouldn't move, and he was right outside of an OZ base.

He punched the button to open the cockpit, but it was to no avail once more. He growled and grumbled and cursed, and an amusing thought came to mind..."Hey... talk about injustice... Wufei would be RAGING.... Wu... damn." Duo couldn't help a smile at the mental image of the sexiest bishounen he knew.

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Zechs frowned slightly as a blip came across the radar screen. This section was completely abandoned, although he'd heard rumors from within the Treize Faction about test runs on the new Scorpio suits out here.

However, the blip on the screen was *not* moving, and three more appeared on the screen. he thought idly, a tiny smile flitting across his lips for just a moment. Hai, he'd grown to hold some affection for the five youths, although two in particular had caught his eye. The American and the Chinese youth were absolutely exquisite...

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Duo saw the approaching blip of another Mobile Suit, which registered as Epyon. He cursed and pulled out his gun, ready to shoot his radar system, the only thing that still worked. It was really upsetting him. "Of all the damned STUPID..."

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Wufei glanced up as a message came through over the laptop. he thought, a frown crossing his features. At this point, he'd be *beyond* thrilled to read any messages, even if it was another damned mission from the doctors....

He read the message, eyes widening as he realized two things--(A) it wasn't from the scientists and (B) if Epyon *really* had Deathscythe on the monitor then Duo was in deep shit.

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Soon, Epyon was in view. Duo slumped back in his chair, muttering and grumbling. He kicked at Deathscythe. "Man, what was that for, I thought you were my buddy, Deathscythe!"

Duo started ranting, having no idea that his intercom was locked in the 'on' position and that Zechs could clearly hear his every word.

"But, no, you have to go and get my screwed over! Lead me right to fuckin' Daddy, now he's gonna eat me alive and slay off my flesh!" Duo said, then continued his tirade.

Duo's personal rant was cut short when a familiar, amused voice clearly stated, "Really, Mr. Maxwell, if you wish to argue with your Gundam, kindly turn the intercom off so the rest of us might be spared."

The first thought through Duo's mind was Duo paused in his directionless rage, then continued even louder after flipping the switch off. The switch was broken, and the system was still on, but Duo didn't know nor care.

"Oh, and NOW you go and let Mr. Zechs Fuckin' Merquise the Goddamn Lightning Count see me like this! Love you too, buddy!" Duo yelled as he threw his hat at the screen.

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Zechs chuckled to himself as the youth continued his tirade. From what he could gather out of the rant, the pilot had held off three Scorpios by himself. he thought with a small smile.

He was jerked suddenly out of his thoughts by another angry voice shouting over the intercom: "I swear, Merquise, if you do *ANYTHING* to him, I will personally make sure you're a permanent soprano in the Vienna Boys Choir!!!"

Zechs snickered again. Apparently, Mr. Chang had received his message. Zechs laughed quietly to himself as he snapped Epyon's whip at Deathscythe's leg. The whip wrapped around it tightly. Zechs grinned and began flying off, Deathscythe in tow.

All the while, Duo threatened him with great bodily and emotional harm if he wasn't put down and released immediately. Zechs ignored the threats and continued to carry him inside the base. He flew into the hanger and deposited Deathscythe unceremoniously on the floor. Duo's tantrum was still going strong.

"Do you ever be quiet, Mr. Maxwell?" he inquired calmly, pouring himself a glass of wine.

"Fuck no!" Duo screamed, kicking at the hatch to no avail. "I don't know what the hell you're planning on doing, Merquise, but you're gonna be fuckin' sorry when my friends come lookin' for me!!!"

Zechs calmly sipped at his wine, a slight smile coming to his face. "Then you will be pleased to know that Mr. Chang is already on his way to this location."

"What the fuckin' HELL are you playing at, Merquise?" Duo yelled/growled, kicking again at the unyielding hatch.

Zechs didn't answer, instead smiling at the teen's response. he thought to himself as he sipped his wine.

Duo responded in the only manner he knew, he started screaming even more. "Gods DAMN your rotten hide to the seventh layer of hell! ANSWER ME GODDAMMIT!"

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Wufei swore under his breath as he flew towards the location fed into Shenlong's guidance system by Merquise. He didn't know what kind of game the former OZ soldier was playing, but he knew one thing: If anything, *anything* happened to his Duo, Zechs was a dead man....

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Duo boiled at the thought of Wufei coming here... Zechs had to be laying a trap, of some sort. His voice came out through clenched teeth as he seethed at the wine-sipping, very calm form of Zechs Merquise. "If you don't tell me what the hell you think you're trying to pull, I'm going to rip off your leg, beat you with it, and shove it so far up your ass you'll be digging it out for weeks!!"

His only answer was a soft laugh. "My dear Mr. Maxwell, must you be so violent? Especially after I just saved your life."

Duo realized his raging was getting him nothing except a sore throat so he plopped into his pilot's seat and sulked. "You just want to like... eat me or something. How the hell should I know? You are the enemy and you captured me, how the hell SHOULD I feel?"

Zechs had no answer for that. After a moment, he stood and went off in search of some means to pry open the hatch of Deathscythe. Duo Maxwell was his guest, after all, and should be given more comfortable accommodations than the cockpit of his own Gundam.

Duo scowled at the narrow walls of his confine. "Of all the shitty luck, I'm a prisoner in my own Gundam. Man, this is so NOT cool."

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Wufei scowled once more as he neared the base. There were no OZ units around, and no sign of either Deathscythe or Epyon... but both Gundams were showing up on his monitor. he thought, fear clutching at his heart.

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Duo heard the sound of an approaching mobile suit. He looked out and saw Shenlong Kai landing in front of the hangar, and saw Wufei jump out. "Hey Wu, might wanna get outta here before Lightning boy comes back..." he called from his makeshift jail.

Wufei's heart stopped for a moment, then began to beat double-time. Duo was all right! But... "Maxwell, what happened?" he snapped instead, trying to keep his mask from slipping. All he wanted to do was get the boy out of that suit and hold onto him tightly, reassure himself that his one true love was just fine.... But Duo couldn't know that... *ever*.

"Oh, it really bites, but here's what's goin down. My mission flopped big time 'cause them damn scientists screwed up. I was supposed to destroy a building. Instead, OZ has three badass mobile suits, some new model, come out and chase me down and fuck with my Deathscythe. So I crashed, my Shinigami is SCREWED, and Zechs drug me back here with Epyon. And I have no clue where he went, so be careful. Man, this fuckin' sucks..."

Wufei's eyes had grown progressively wider throughout Duo's explanation. He was barely able to process all the information, but was able to pick up on and mull over one thought: "Zechs drug me back here...." He shook his head and mumbled, "What the hell is Merquise up to?"

Wufei jumped when he heard Zechs' soft voice from behind him. He whirled and saw Zechs holding a crowbar. His eyes narrowed at the weapon. "Calm down, Mr. Chang. I am merely trying to find a way to pry open a Gundam. I doubt Mr. Maxwell is quite comfortable in there..."

Duo interrupted him. "Oh, I'm just PEACHY!"

Zechs smiled slightly and laughed softly. "I'm sure..."

Wufei couldn't help but snicker at Duo's response, quickly catching himself and turning his back on Zechs, his face a rather interesting shade of red.

The platinum-haired soldier noticed, however, and smiled to himself. he confirmed silently as he began to pry at the hatch of the damaged Gundam.

Duo scowled, then muttered flippantly. "Better be careful, oh Lightning-ish One... You might scratch the paint job."

"Maxwell no baka," Wufei snorted, finally turning around again to keep a sharp eye on Zechs. "Would you rather *stay* in Deathscythe? You'll run out of air in there eventually, you know..."

"Oh, I doubt it. There's plenty of holes blasted through my baby. I don't know why I'm alive anyways." He gave a solid kick to the hatch, and it snapped open, throwing Zechs to the ground. Duo blinked, surprised.

Wufei hopped up to the hatch the second he realized it was open, casting a quick glance at Zechs to assure himself that the man was unharmed (why, he wasn't quite sure...) and just barely stopped himself from latching onto Duo tightly. He reined his emotions in and settled one hand lightly on the other boy's shoulder.

"Are you all right?" he asked in a low voice, his concern visible in his eyes.

"Well, I'm a bit shaken up and I could use a nice hot bubbly spring or a Jacuzzi or some such thing and just lay there for a considerable amount of moments and then get into my nice silk black pajamas and curl up on my bed and take a nice long nap all cuddled up in my quilts. That is what I want."

Wufei was speechless, eyes widening slightly. Zechs didn't seem to have a hell of a lot to say, either.

Duo blinked at them. "What?" he asked innocently. "I can daydream, can't I?..."

Zechs managed to shake the mental images those words had inspired out of his head and offered a curt nod. "If you're quite finished teasing your friend here, perhaps you'd like to get cleaned up a bit. Quite frankly, you look like you've been to hell and back."

Duo muttered as he drug himself out of Deathscythe Hell. "Who said I'm back yet? I feel I am thoroughly seated in hell right about now..."

He was the only one who heard Wufei's mumbled reply: "You and me both, Duo. You and me both." Duo looked at Wufei. "Hey... you gonna come with me or leave me alone with this guy?"

Wufei didn't answer verbally; instead, he tightened his grip on Duo's shoulder for just a moment before dropping his hand and starting off in the direction Zechs had been headed.

Duo grinned. "Arigatou, Wu-man," he said as they followed Zechs' lead. " I knew ya wouldn't ditch me."

"Of course not, baka, I love you." Wufei didn't realize he said the words aloud, all be it in a very soft tone.

Duo froze in place and then whipped around to face Wufei. "N...Nani?? What'd you say??"

Wufei turned, confusion written on his face. "Hmm?"

Duo shook his head. "Man, I must be hearing things... never mind... coulda sworn you said something about me..."

Wufei's face reddened slightly as he realized.

Duo looked at Wufei, then laughed. "Hey, man... you're blushing... I never saw that happen before... hehe..."

Wufei felt like he could die from embarrassment. He ducked his head and mumbled something incoherent under his breath.

Duo debated for a moment, then continued walking. After awhile, he spoke. "I love you too, Wu-chan." This time it was Wufei's turn to freeze.

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Up ahead, Zechs smiled to himself. Zechs led the two into his own private room. Treize was treating him well on this mission; he had been given a large, luxurious room with a large whirlpool- style bath, complete with various scented oils.

Zechs smiled inwardly, wondering what exactly had passed between the two Gundam pilots a moment before. He had a reasonably good idea, but he couldn't be sure. No matter... they were both crazy about each other anyways, it was only a matter of time... or merely pushing things over the edge they barely dangled on.

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Wufei finally blinked to his senses and narrowed his eyes at their surroundings. Yeah, it was a nice room and all, but he was a bit leery.... not to mention how inviting that whirlpool looked....

Zechs smiled and gestured for them to enter. "Please make yourselves comfortable. Relax. You may use anything you need. I shall return shortly. I'm famished." Zechs smiled charmingly.

Duo gave him a half-hearted 'yeah, thanks.' The braided pilot was trying to gather his wits, which he could swear had flew out of his head via his ears.

Wufei breathed a sigh of relief the second Zechs was out of the room and dropped to his knees on the floor. He'd hardly been aware of the fact that he was holding his breath to keep from blurting out that he wouldn't really mind if the young man had stayed. "I really need to get my head examined," he mumbled under his breath.

Wufei heard a relieved sigh and a happy moan from Duo. "God DAMN this feels good!" he said as he sank into the water of the bubbling whirlpool. He had a big, happy grin on his face. "Water feels really good, Wu-man."

Wufei turned his head then quickly averted his gaze, a faint blush tinting his cheeks. He had been so absorbed within his thoughts at the moment that he hadn't noticed Duo stripping down to jump in the whirlpool. Which was probably a good thing; just the *thought* that the star of his secret fantasies was sans clothing and within touching distance was starting to turn him on....

Duo drug one eyelid open and looked at Wufei. He noticed the faint color tingeing the Chinese pilot's cheeks, and a lazy grin spread on his face. He reached over and patted the water, sending little splashes everywhere. "Come on in, the water's great..."

"N-no! I mean... that's okay, I'm fine right here...." Wufei stammered out, keeping his eyes averted the best he could, but still managing to steal a glance at Duo. "This is just too much...." he muttered, not aware he'd spoken out loud as he turned his back completely and began contemplating ways to deal with the situation they were currently in. After all, Zechs *was* the enemy... wasn't he?

Duo, however, had other plans. With a big splash, he dived out of the water and wrapped his arms around Wufei's legs, sending the raven-haired bishounen into the water. Duo smiled innocently at him as he relaxed again.

Wufei sputtered as he broke the surface, gasping for air. Duo had taken him by surprise, knocking the wind out of him when he hit the water. He shot a glare at the other boy, then a slow sly grin crossed his features.

Duo grinned. "Ya looked too serious. I had to lighten ya up some, Wu!" he said with a lazy smile. Duo never had time to complete the thought, because at this point Wufei sent a wave of water splashing in his direction. The wave hit the braided teen in the face, knocking him back into the whirlpool.

Duo was quite shocked. He blinked a few times. Duo smirked, then slapped a wave back at Wu. "Two can play that game!"

Wufei giggled and splashed a wave back at him. The game was soon a full-scale water war, with both boys trying to outsplash the other.

Duo was giggling too hard to form a very good splash after a while. He grinned devilishly and pounced, sending Wufei underwater. "Haha, two points!"

Wufei sputtered out water and giggled again as he shoved is way back to the surface. "Oh, yeah?! Take this!" he said before rolling and knocking Duo under the water. "Three points for me!!"

Duo attempted to splash Wu again, but fell down due to the force of his giggles. He grabbed Wu's legs from underwater and jerked hard, dragging Wu down with him. When they resurfaced, Duo grinned. "Five points."

Wufei gasped for breath, then started giggling again. "That's cheating!"

Duo grinned and flipped his wet braid over his shoulder. "Hey, I run, I hide, I never lie, but I never said I didn't cheat now and then."

Wufei blinked, then grinned again. "So, it's no holds barred, ne?" If that was the case....

Duo smirked. "Sure, street fight, so to speak." He giggled. "Bring it on, Wu-man! I could take ten of ya!" Duo laughed again, knowing full-well one Wufei was probably more than he could handle.

Wufei's grin broadened, and Duo found himself wondering exactly *what* the other teen's attack was going to be. Needless to say, he wasn't prepared when Wufei lunged forward and pressed his lips to Duo's.

Duo was startled so badly that he froze completely, his eyes wide. There was NO way this was happening... Duo found himself wondering when he was going to wake up. "Wha... Wu... n... Nande yo?"

Wufei shrugged and smiled shyly. "No holds barred, ne?" he mumbled softly, shifting back a bit. He wondered what Duo was going to do in retaliation... and was looking forward to it.

Duo blinked a few times, surprised, shocked, happy and warm all at the same time. The one coherent thought that remained in his mind, however, was that he really REALLY wanted a repeat. He looked into Wufei's eyes searchingly, wondering if it had just been something to throw him off guard or if it had deeper meaning. "Wu..." he said. Duo scowled inwardly at the way his voice sounded, all wobbly.

"Hmmmm?" Wufei replied, backing away slightly as he pulled his wet shirt off. He was starting to have fun.

Duo staggered, his mind reeling. < He's not... he IS! He's STRIPPING OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! Duo couldn't even think. He staggered back and sat against the wall of the hot tub, trying to regain coherency.

Tossing his soaked pants aside, Wufei reached up and pulled the rubber band out of his hair, shaking it loose so that the wet strands fell against the back of his neck and into his eyes. Peering out through the strands with half-lidded eyes, he smiled at Duo's reaction.

Duo scrubbed his hands over his eyes. He looked up at Wufei, then covered his eyes with his hands and let out a groan. "Man... Wu... am I asleep? I think I'm dreamin... What the hell... Oh my god..."

Wufei sank back into the water and slid across the short distance to Duo's side. He leaned forward again, pressing his lips to the other teen's once more but not really kissing him. He whispered softly, "Does this feel like a dream?"

Duo's mind went through a complete shutdown phase. "Hai... it does... but I always had a vivid imagination..." he murmured as he stared at Wufei.

"Silly Duo," Wufei whispered softly, the shy smile back in place. He slid back through the water and pulled himself up onto the edge of the whirlpool. Wufei debated actually standing up and walking away just to see if Duo would follow, but was afraid that he wouldn't.

"You aren't... you aren't gonna leave are you?" Duo asked hesitantly.

Wufei blinked through the wet strands of his hair, finally reaching up to push them away from his eyes. He wasn't sure what to say... then his mind leaped into the gutter and he heard himself answer, "No. Never."

Duo smiled, a genuine smile, not his typical manic grin. "Oh god... I don't believe this... I... I dreamed about this happening so many times..." He held his arms open wide to invite Wufei to come back over to him.

Without hesitation, Wufei slipped back into the water and over to Duo. He stopped inches away from the other teen, scarcely breathing. He wasn't all that sure himself that this was happening... but he knew it was. And he wanted to see just how far they would take this.... Duo's breath hitched as he stared into those beautiful, velvety eyes.

"Duo..." Wufei whispered, closing the last of the space between them and pressing his lips to Duo's once more in a soft kiss. He let his hands settle onto the braided youth's shoulders and his eyes fluttered shut.

Duo moaned softly and parted his lips slightly in a silent invitation as he returned the kiss. He felt intoxicated. He felt his arms moved seemingly of their own volition and wrap around Wufei's neck as he leaned in closer. Wufei hesitantly slipped his tongue into Duo's mouth, deepening the kiss as he pressed ever closer to the other teen. He'd never really expected this to ever happen. He pulled his head back slightly and peered into Duo's eyes. Those eyes were intoxicating....

Duo cuddled up against Wufei, having decided to quit wondering WHY it was happening and just let it happen. He was so very warm... Duo inhaled deeply, memorizing the scent of this gorgeous bishounen. He couldn't believe it, but he would sure as hell go with it.

Wufei leaned his head against Duo's, sighing softly. His mind had slipped into the gutter again, filled with images of himself intertwined with this beautiful boy, whimpering softly as he gave of himself.... "Wo ai ni," he whispered, allowing his eyes to open a bit so that he could look into those violet pools once more. There was no denying that he wanted this to go further, that he wanted to be taken, that he wanted nothing more than to belong to Duo in every way. The words "I love you" just didn't seem to convey that enough....

Duo felt himself melting. He had wanted this so bad, almost since the first time he had ever met this raven-haired pilot. He had never been able to do anything to further this, but that never meant he hadn't wanted it. "Aishiteru..." he whispered.

Wufei pressed forward and brushed his lips softly to Duo's once more. Peering through the still-damp strands of his hair, he decided that there was no other way to find out if they were on the same wavelength than to just say it.... "I... Do you... I mean..." he stammered, trying to get the words out without sounding like a slut or something. He finally settled on a softly whispered, "Make love to me? Please?"

Duo could hardly hear over the pounding of his heart. "Oh gods yes... you have no idea... just how long I've dreamed... oh gods..." Duo whispered, leaning forward and kissing him deeply, his mind reveling in the glory and sheer mind- numbing ecstasy even thinking about how loving this bishounen would feel.

Wufei's eyes fluttered shut once more and he moaned softly into the kiss. He hadn't dared to hope.... Another low moan escaped him as he shyly entwined his tongue with Duo's, concentrating on the taste of the boy he loved with all his heart and soul.

Duo wrapped his arms tightly around Wufei, kissing him passionately as he leaned him against the wall. He ran his hands along Wufei's stomach slowly, kissing him as if he would never stop, bracing himself with one hand and using the other to gently stroke the inside of Wu's thigh.

Wufei was practically purring at the sensations Duo was eliciting within him. He laced his fingers behind Duo's neck and let loose a soft whimpering cry that was swallowed before it was really given voice.

Duo moaned softly and kissed Wufei harder, thrusting his tongue into his mouth and wrapping his hand around Wufei's cock, stroking him slowly as he ravaged his mouth. His mind was in a haze, a purple haze of desire mixed with love and need. Wufei could barely breathe. All he was able to do was whimper and writhe beneath Duo's skilled hands and tongue.

Duo grinned self-satisfactorily against Wu's lips. He braced himself and lifted Wufei out of the pool, sitting him on the edge. Duo kissed him again hungrily. He slowly pulled back and kissed his way to Wufei's neck, licking, kissing, and sucking as he continued stroking his shaft.

"Duo," Wufei moaned, tilting his head to one side to give the other teen access to the sensitive skin along his jawline. His world consisted of nothing but a white wave of pleasure and longing, all centered around this braided bishounen.

"Mmmmm... h-hai... oohhhh..." Duo kissed his way farther down, pausing to lick and nibble at Wufei's nipples, giving teasing little bites that elicited gasps from his lover. He slowly ran his tongue and lips over the well-muscled stomach, drowning in the overwhelming emotions he was experiencing.

Wufei gasped and whimpered incoherently as Duo's tongue traced the muscles of his abdomen, letting out a sharp little cry when the teen momentarily darted his tongue into his naval. Oh, gods, had there been any part of him that was still saying 'no', it quickly joined the rest of his body in begging for more. "Wo... ai... ni... Du-chaaaaah...!"

Duo grinned to himself as he slowly ran his tongue along the full length of Wu's shaft, loving the knowledge that it was HIM that was making the Chinese pilot go crazy right now, all HIM. He slowly placed a kiss on the tip before taking Wu's head into his mouth slowly. Gods, he tasted good.

Duo closed his eyes and slowly rocked his head back and forth, willing his throat to stay open as he wrapped his tongue around the hard cock in his mouth. A groan escaped from Wufei's throat and he twisted his fingers through his lover's hair. He'd fantasized about this happening, but oh gods, his dreams paled in comparison to the feel of Duo's mouth wrapped tightly around him. He rocked his hips up, trying to move deeper within that warm wet heat that surrounded him. "Oh gods... ahhh... so good... mmmm...."

Duo half-moaned himself, intoxicated from the scent, the taste, the passion of this beautiful creature under him. He couldn't remember anything ever being so perfect as he rocked, taking the entire length of Wufei deep into his throat.

Wufei let out a low keening cry, his head falling back under the sheer ecstasy flowing through him. His eyelids fluttered as he whimpered under Duo's ministrations. Wait a minute.... His eyes slipped open and he tightened his grip in Duo's hair, pulling the bishounen's attention to the fact that.... well, that they had an audience.

Duo stared at Zechs, who was standing no less than a foot from Wufei's head, looking down at them and smirking widely[1]. Duo almost choked as he froze where he was, unable to move as he simply stared at Zechs.

"Oh, please," Zechs murmured in his soft voice, "don't stop on *my* account."

Duo was trapped in indecision. He was pretty sure there was no proper protocol on what to do if someone walks in when you are sucking like a vacuum cleaner[2]. He just stared wide-eyed at the platinum-haired bishounen as he slowly slid back from Wufei, too stupefied to say anything.

Wufei, on the other hand, was highly pissed off at the moment. "Didn't your mother ever teach you that it's RUDE to interrupt someone?" he growled as he slid back into the water next to Duo.

Zechs smiled, then replied calmly in his usual smooth tone. "True, but this IS my room."

Both teens blinked first at Zechs, then at each other. They'd forgotten that little fact for a moment.... Duo swallowed thickly. "You..." Duo coughed, cursing the way his voice had cracked. "You could've at least knocked..." he said in a small voice.

Zechs smirked at the two teens. "What, and miss that little display of affection? Hardly. Although," he added thoughtfully, "it took you long enough to get around to it."

Duo looked at Zechs and blinked. The synapses in his brain finally fired, and he looked at the smirking Lightning Count and said intelligently, "Huh?"

Wufei flushed a fiery shade of red and sank beneath the water, blowing little bubbles as he desperately willed himself to melt so he could slip out through the whirlpool drain.

Duo thought that Wufei had the right idea, and was prepared to do the same, when he noticed Zechs was casually removing his shirt. Duo frantically felt around for Wufei, his jaw unhinged. "Wh... What are you doing?!" he managed to get out finally, staring wide-eyed at Zechs.

Zechs blinked slowly at Duo, a slight smile coming to his lips. "It *is* my bath," he said simply.

Duo tried frantically to come up with a good counter-argument. "But... but... we're in here!" he finished lamely.

About this time, Wufei had to resurface for air. His eyes widened when he noticed Zechs casually stripping and turned frantic eyes to Duo. "What the fuck...?!" he asked, voice a bit shrill. Duo looked at Wufei mournfully.

"That's what I said..." Zechs smiled slightly. "I merely wish to take a bath. That is all. What's so difficult? If you are smart enough to pilot a Gundam, surely you are smart enough to know about proper hygiene."

The two Gundam pilots blinked at one another. This was definitely one weird situation.... "But... um... we're still kinda...." Wufei mumbled lamely.

Zechs smiled casually. "Sans clothing? I assure you, it's quite all right. Nothing I... ahem... haven't seen before." He nearly laughed at the expressions on the bishounen pair's faces.

Duo looked halfway between laughing at how ridiculous the situation was and crying, while Wufei just looked ready to die from embarrassment. They were actually quite dear....

Duo looked at Wufei, his eyes pleading, as if to ask 'What do I do?!' Wufei had much the same look, so Duo went back to looking at Zechs. His jaw came undone. The Epyon pilot was nude and neatly folding his clothes up. Duo made an incoherent squeak.

Wufei thought he was going to pass out. As it was, he sank down low into the water in an attempt to hide the blush spreading across his face. Duo had shoved off of the side of the hot tub and swam all the way to the far end. He couldn't help a passing thought of how bishounen the platinum haired god of a man was. The thought caused him, too, to sink into the water.

Zechs barely surpassed a grin and a whole-hearted laugh. This was way too kawaii... their EXPRESSIONS...

oh gods... passed through Wufei's mind, and his eyes widened as he realized how close he came to blurting out that little statement. Instead, he squeezed his eyes shut and sank completely underwater. Maybe if he half-drowned his mind would claw it's way out of the gutter....

Zechs looked at Wufei in amusement as he slid gracefully into the water. "You might not want to try and breathe the water, Mr. Chang..."

Duo glanced back to notice the raven-haired bishounen blowing bubbles as he sank into the water. "Hey, Wu... don't, like, die or anything."

Wufei popped up momentarily to shoot a glare in Zechs' general direction before poking his tongue out at Duo and heading back underwater. Damn it, this wasn't working at all!!

Zechs smiled. "Oh, you've stricken me to the core, Mr. Chang! I show you hospitality and rescue your... ahem... friend, Mr. Maxwell, and then you glare at me? I'm hurt!" Zechs grinned predatorily, beginning to realize just how fun it could be, considering he was locked in here with these two, and had the only key hidden with his clothing....

Wufei attempted to snort... not a very good idea underwater. He coughed as he quickly surfaced, nearly choking on the water that he'd inhaled. Wufei felt a hand patting him on the back, then heard Zechs' cultured purr, and realized it was HIS hand on his back.

"Are you quite all right? Do you need CPR?" Zechs smirked evilly. He blushed furiously, but was still unable to answer through his coughing fit. Wufei waved his hand in an offhand manner, looking around for any sign of Duo. He saw his love seated way on the other side of the whirlpool and nearly panicked.

Duo just stared. He couldn't even function properly. First Zechs walks in on him playing Hoover(TM) [3], FINALLY, after so long of trying to find a way to get close to Wufei, and now they were all in the same large whirlpool, which suddenly seemed way too small.

Wufei's coughing fit finally calmed, and he attempted to slip away from the platinum-haired bishounen. He was stopped short by a hand gripping his arm lightly. He looked over at Duo, the message in his eyes clearly stating

<HELP!!!! Duo blinked, the fog in his head clearing a bit. He moved forward and pulled Zechs' hand off of Wufei. "Hey, what are you..."

Duo's eyes flew wide as Zechs abandoned his grip on Wufei in favor of whirling and kissing him passionately. He made a small strangled noise, too shocked to do anything.

Wufei's jaw dropped open in shock. There was just no way in hell this was happening! With a low growl, he jumped on Zechs' back in an attempt to dislodge the man from his Duo.

Zechs released a dazed Duo and spun around to face Wufei, smiling hungrily. He backed Wu up to the wall. "You aren't jealous, are you?"

"Uh..." Wufei whimpered, realizing he was trapped and that Duo was still too dazed to be of any assistance. His back hit the wall and he eeped softly, dark eyes wide. "Wha... what--"

He was cut off when Zechs pinned him against the wall and kissed him hungrily. The one thought going through Wufei's head was Zechs let Wufei come up for air.

"Don't fight me, my beautiful bishounen... just go with it," he whispered, dipping his head for another kiss.

Wufei thought as his eyes slid shut of their own accord as the older youth captured his mouth once more. He whimpered and thought to himself Duo blinked a few times, and simply stared. he thought as he turned his attention back to Duo.

Duo's eyes got a few sizes larger when he saw Zechs' face swivel towards him. He froze, unsure as to what to do. He glanced at Wufei, and barely suppressed a moan. He looked so beautiful when he was gripped by passion....

Wufei managed to fall weakly against the wall, still blinking. He was confused by everything he was feeling right now, but he was sure he wanted more.

As Zechs stalked Duo, he couldn't help but think Duo noticed Wufei slump against the wall. He didn't know what to do... to run, hide, or just stand there and let it happen. He thought ruefully that he might be going into shock. It turned out he didn't have to make much of a decision after all.

Zechs took advantage of the braided teen's distracted state and leaned forward to press an insistent kiss to his lips. Duo's eyes widened before sliding closed and he thought Duo, who had previously been incredibly aroused before Zechs walked in, snapped right back into full-fledged, burning desire. He kissed back hungrily once the initial shock wore off.

A low moan wrenched itself from Wufei's throat as he watched. Gods, this was just so damned erotic.... Pushing himself away from the wall, he made his way over to the bishounen. He was hot and cold and dizzy, all deliciously so at the same time.

Zechs purred as he looked at the two younger, gorgeous teens. He pulled back from Duo and looked at them both. "What was that you were protesting about earlier?"

Wufei blinked up at Zechs. "I forget."

Duo mumbled something about not wanting Zechs in there, but his train of thought derailed at the sight of Zechs' hungry, self-satisfied grin. Duo looked in Wufei's direction, his amethyst eyes dark with heat.

Wufei was unprepared when Duo suddenly lunged at him and pushed him back against the wall, kissing him hungrily. He moaned softly and allowed himself to be pinned completely as he reveled in the sensations that both bishounen were awakening within him.

Duo ravaged Wufei's mouth, all resistance fleeting as he pinned him there, kissing him passionately. If either of these bishounen wanted to play, well... he was more than willing.

Zechs smiled to himself. Yes, it hadn't taken very much effort at all to get the two together, and even less to get them worked up again. he thought to himself as the two younger teens continued to make out against the wall of the whirlpool.

Duo was hot. Too hot. It was overwhelming. He moaned against Wufei's lips, pressing his body tightly against his lover's, wrapping his hand around the back of Wu's head to hold him closer.

Zechs smiled, loving every second of it. Wufei whimpered and laced his fingers behind Duo's neck. He wasn't sure what Zechs was up to, and he didn't much care at this point. All he really wanted was for Duo to claim him, and he pressed back against his lover, silently pleading for more. Duo felt something intruding on the very clear desire claiming him. What was not as it should be??.... Oh, right... Zechs. This thought registered somewhere in his subconscious, but he chose to ignore it in favor of Wufei.

Seeing that the bishounen were too... involved at the moment to notice what he was doing, he slid out of the water gracefully and walked over to the array of oils and lotions. Selecting a couple of bottles, he turned and smiled broadly. The action had progressed a bit while his back was turned. Zechs smirked.

The boys were more or less back at the position they were when he had first intruded on them. Duo was on his knees, and Wufei had his head thrown back, hands tangled in Duo's hair as Duo made a use out of his mouth that was far better than his incessant chatting.

Wufei writhed and moaned under Duo's ministrations. Oh, gods, this was so good... something was nagging him, but he couldn't quite figure out what. And, quite frankly, he could care less as long as it didn't interfere with what Duo was doing to him. Another wave of mind-numbing heat went through his body, and he threw his head back again. "Oh god.... mmmmm.... yesss..."

Duo almost choked from surprise when he felt a second pair of hands on his back. It took him a moment to process, but he finally realized that it was Zechs. He relaxed and went back to working his magic.

Zechs smiled. <They're so involved they forgot about me? That just won't do... I'll have to remind them. Zechs slowly ran his hands along the braided teen's back, pushing the long braid aside in order to place a few light teasing kisses along the boy's neck. A soft moan was the only reply, echoed by Wufei.

Duo moaned lightly at the feel of Zechs' warm lips pressing against his already- heated flesh. His throat quivered from the moan, which drug another noise of passion out of Wufei.

Zechs grinned even wider. Picking up one of the bottles he'd selected, Zechs wettened two of his fingers and reached around Duo. He dropped a few more kisses to the American's neck as he slowly pressed one long finger into Wufei's tight entrance.

Duo felt Wufei's hips buck sharply under him, and he moaned, realizing what Zechs had done. The mere thought!... Oh gods!

Wufei cried out sharply and rocked his hips up, driving himself deeper into Duo's mouth. Gods, he hadn't expected Zechs to get involved again...! He heard himself whimpering and pleading with *both* bishounen for more, realizing somewhere in the back of his mind that he probably seemed like a major slut at the moment... but damn it, he wanted to be fucked and he wanted it *NOW*!

Duo slowly withdrew, and gave Zechs a look through half-lidded eyes, blazing with passion. His look conveyed the one coherent thought drifting through his mind.

Zechs smiled and leaned down to press a tender kiss to the teen's lips even as he pressed a second finger into the sheath of Wufei's body. The raven-haired bishounen cried out once more and pressed himself against the older teen's hand. With a slow sly smile, the platinum-haired bishounen maneuvered Duo between himself and the Chinese youth.

Duo almost purred as he picked up on Zechs' intentions, and he leaned forward to kiss Wufei hungrily. He never would have believed, had someone told him this morning when he woke up, that he would not only be having a wild experience with Wufei, but with Zechs Merquise as well.

Wufei groaned into the kiss, gripping Duo's shoulders tightly even as he bucked against Zechs' hand. The desire coursing through his veins was almost more than he could bear.... He broke off the kiss in order to gasp for air, incoherent pleas dropping from his lips. Damn, he could barely think straight right now...! He moaned again as Duo reclaimed his mouth and fervently prayed that *someone* would take him soon. He couldn't take much more of this exquisite torture....

Duo kissed him long and hard, then gave Zechs a look that was laced with need. Zechs grinned and slowly slid his fingers out of Wu's tight body. Wufei moaned at the loss. Duo took his cue. He captured Wufei's lips as he slowly slid his swollen erection into that exquisite grip. Duo gasped for air as he continued on with his slow, deep thrust.

Wufei moaned against Duo's mouth as he rolled his hips up to meet his lover's thrust. In his deepest fantasies he'd never expected the rush of pleasure that swept through his body. His head lolled back, a sharp gasping cry escaping his throat as Duo's length brushed against a cluster of nerves deep inside him, leaving him helplessly lost in a sea of burning need and desire.

Duo didn't stop his slow, steady thrust until he was buried to the hilt. His eyelashes were fluttering as he struggled to breathe, unable to believe that something that felt so GOOD could possibly be happening. Lost in this sensation, he almost forgot about Zechs again.

Zechs rewet his fingers, then, with a sly grin, slid first one, then the other into Duo's tight body. A sharp intake of breath sounded from the braided teen, accompanied by soft pleading cries from Wufei.

Duo felt ready to die from the sheer pleasure that ran rampant through his veins. He moaned, throwing his head back, his hips rocking back onto Zechs' fingers and sliding back into the tight warm heat of Wufei. He couldn't think, torn between the sweet indecision.

Zechs continued to stroke the braided teen, reveling in the soft moans drawn from Duo and the whimpering pleas from Wufei. Gods, but they were too much...! He slid both fingers out of Duo, smiling slightly at the boy's whimper of protest, and positioned himself behind the teen. He slowly thrust into the lithe body beneath him, breath hissing out through his teeth.

Oh gods...! Duo cried out in passion, hardly able to stand this beautiful anguish as he felt Zechs hit that oh-so-wonderful spot and felt Wufei's body clutching him hard. He had never felt so good in his life. It was almost too much to handle.

Wufei rocked up against Duo, moaning softly as his lover rocked against him. The tiny part of his mind that was still capable of coherent thought wondered if he could be in the middle next time... would there be a next time? Another moan escaped from his throat at the thought. "Oh gods... ahhh... mmmmm...."

"Oh gods..." Duo managed to gasp out, thrusting deeply inside his beautiful lover, and feeling Zechs drive into him. This double pleasure was driving him to the brink and quickly. "Wo... ai... ni.... ahhhhhhh...."

Zechs groaned and thrust hard into Duo, spurred on by the breathless cries coming from both of the teens beneath him. He was so close to release now that they were driving him nigh on mad.... Reaching around Duo, he wrapped his hand around Wufei's erection, stroking him firmly even as he thrust into the other boy.

Duo couldn't take it any longer. He thrust hard, burying himself fully in Wufei's body, and let out a cry of ecstasy as he came hard, releasing himself deep inside that wonderful, hot heat. His body spasmed hard, every muscle seeming to contract and expand crazily from the overwhelming force of his orgasm.

Wufei let loose with a low keening cry, fingernails digging sharply into Duo's back as the combined efforts of Duo and Zechs pushed him over the edge. His seed spilled over Zechs' hand, splashing against his stomach and Duo's. His head fell back as he shook all over, unable to do more than gasp and hold onto his braided lover.

Zechs couldn't take the force that was overpowering them either, and with one final thrust, which elicited another moan from Duo, he came as well, gasping and trembling.

Duo simply collapsed, too drained to even move, struggling for air.

Wufei closed his eyes and let his head fall back against the wall, unable to move. He was completely drained. After a few moments, he reached up and shyly brushed a lock of sweat-and water-soaked hair away from Zechs' eyes.

Zechs' chest heaved as he slowly pulled away a few inches, and collapsed in a tangle of limbs with the other two limp, sated figures. He couldn't recall a time when he had been so pleased, or had had such passion coursing through him. It had been beyond words. He gazed at the bishounen through slitted eyes.

Duo's wide violet eyes were shut tight, and he was curled up between the two of them, regaining his breath as the last twitches worked through his body.

"Dear gods..." Zechs whispered.

Wufei opened one eye and mumbled a weak, "'s thinkin' th' same thing" before dropping his head back against Duo's chest. Duo managed a ghost of his typical manic grin; he was too drained to do any more. "No comment... wouldn't work right..."

Thin fingers twisted into Zechs' hair, and he glanced up to see that they belonged to Wufei. The smallest of the three teens offered a faint smile and mouthed "wo ai ni" before letting his eyes slide shut once more. His breath slowly evened out as he drifted into exhausted slumber.

Duo draped his arms over Zechs and Wufei, and smiled slightly. "Gotta try that again s'time, love yas, g'night..." he mumbled, smiling dreamily before sliding into sleep.

Zechs smiled to himself, then joined them in the dream world, though no dream could compare with the reality of what had just transpired between them.

~OWARI~

FOOTNOTES:

[1] Picture the scene...the mental imagery! Wufei lying there, staring up at Zechs, Duo unable to say a word, because, as we all know, it's so rude to talk with your mouth (and throat) full... Picture it! Heheheh!

[2] What *IS* The proper protocol when you are caught playing vacuum cleaner?

[3] *snicker* Couldn't resist...

R'oko - Well?? What do you think? I already **know* what the boys thought of it... *nods to where Wufei, Duo, and Zechs are tackle-glomping Jessi* H'yeah, I think they liked... uh-oh! *R'oko finds herself tackled by the three teens*

Jessi - Well, hoped you had as much fun readiing it as we did writing it! Send us C&C, onegai! *gets lifted up by the overjoyed bishounen* Ja, minna!!

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