| Why? |
| 1) When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand? 2) Since the U.S. says United We Stand, does that offend legless people? 3) How come when you go in the front door of a church, you are at the back of the church, and if you go in the back door, you would end up at the front of the church? 4) If you're named William, and you're in the army, do you get worried when people say 'Fire at will'?" 5) Why are the obituaries found in the 'living' section of the newspaper? 6) When sign-makers go on strike, is there anything written on their signs? 7) Why is a woman's prison called a penal colony? 8) Why is a person who plays the piano called a 'pianist', but a person who drives a race car is not called a 'racist?' |