Ah... the bastard joke. An old favourite of mine. And Sheeba's referring to story-stuff that the others don't really know about. ...I think this has occasionally happened in real life... I was waiting to use this joke for so long... God bless Mrs Rourke. IC (story-wise), Irian's a real bastard. He hates his daughter. In the comic, he's a lot more OOC (especially regarding his "wub-swabes"), but I decided to let a little bit of his ICness show. Gawd I love hot elves. (I used to be able to say that "I love elves", because all elves were hot... and then I saw Haldir... *washes eyes*)

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