Rule 2: Never throw porkypines in a baloon store
Rule 3: Never use your CD drive as a coffee cup holder
Rule 3: You never actually read those things you agree to when you get software, you know, that whole user licence agreement thing...
Rule 4: The Internet must never be used for subliminal adver*votemefordictator*tisment
Rule 5: Never put inside jokes on the internet, WITH HAM ON CHEESE, HA HA HA!!!
Rule 6: My walrus can beat up yor platypus so dont push it ok?
Rule 7: Dont make up rules for your own enjoyment
Rule 8: The only books that you can throw at other people, are BAD books.
Rule 9: Dont mess with Texas
Rule 9: Never number things wrong
Rule 10: Eat mor chicken
Rule 11: As far as horror movies go,If you hear a noise,and it turns out to be a cat, RUN!!!
Rule 12: Obsessive people that wont let things go that are wrong, will suffer the consequenses
Rule 14: Never use the number 13 in a list, because some guy named Joe decided that he didnt like it so he started the rumor that 13 is an unlucky number, that and if you use 13 in a list, the aincient Egyptian 13 in a list curse will be upon you
Rule 15: Dont mess with Oklahoma either
