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| Step 1: Get on a talk show by claiming that you firmly oppose the statement made by the pencil erasers that are made by racist pencil companies, referencing their tendency to be white or tan, rather than inclucing all colors Step 2: Demand that the companies provide equally priced pencils with a variety of colors Step 3: use your recently found fame to run for office, and become a Senator Step 4: Make sure you have enough clean socks... just in case Step 5: Pass a bill allowing left turn on red Step 6: Laugh as traffic in america is halted suddenly by stupid now-wrecked drivers who think that since its legal its safe to turn left on red Step 7: open up thousands of junk yards across america, and buy all the wrecked cars Step 8: Use the scrap metal to piece together a doomsday machine, or a giant killer robot Step 9: Either use your doomsday machine to blow up the ocean (kinda like what they H-bomb would do) or use your giant killer robot to wipe out the population of earth. Step10: Good for you! |
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