Step 2: Run for presidency, using a wool socks platform (you wear wool socks everywhere and if anyone opposed you, you zorch them with static lightning)
Step 3: After becoming president, put shag carpeting in the oval office to improve your static building potential. Install some shag carpet in the UN building in New York too.
Step 4: Unify the world under threat of static shock, and static cling
Step 5: This next part kinda involves you prettymuch becoming the anti-christ
Step 6: Unify the worlds armies, and try to destroy Jerusalem
Step 7: Then the Second coming of Jesus will come after you take over Jerusalem, during the Battle of Armageddon
Step 8: The rest is kinda self explanitory, the Millenial kingdom and all, but and I quote "for the old heavens and the old earth have passed away"
Step 9: Sure your going to hell, but hey! you destroyed the earth