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Well, to start off, Nordy was born at a very young age, he then was droped on his head several times by the doctor, then several times more by the nurse, then several times more by him jumping down the stairs a few years later. Discovering then that he couldnt fly, he decided that he would force himself to fly. By building a catapult, he hoped to be able to gain the speed needed for flight. He managed to fly for a good 20 seconds before he finaly slammed facefirst into a tree. Then giving up the idea of personal flight, he picked up the idea of catapult transportation, and made several "Bus Stops" by building several catapults and building a trampoline at each destination, he could slingshot himself across town at 200 mph and land safely. This made his Physics teacher very proud. Further pursuing this, he tried to make more powerfull catapults. Then he came up with a good idea, a huge slingshot would shoot him much farther and faster than a catapult, He could then get up to 250 mph and he could get into the next county, and he suprised everyone every time he came flying into there. After a while, he began to tire of flight, and all that head trauma was finaly getting to him. On his last flight, he ran headfirst into a snowy white owl, which made him slow down, and miss his landing. After spending several weeks in the hospital, he vowed revenge on the snowy white owl. At first though, he put aside his hatred for more simple things, like building an anamatronic president that he would run for office, or suicide penguin bombers. But to do any of that, he needed a secret labratory. He found a private island, just off the coast of Stickville, naturally he built a slingshot to and from it, and on the island he built his evil castle of evilness. After building this, he first tried a few minor plots, ones that wouldnt take much effort, since he was new at this whole "Evil Mastermind" buisness. So he hacked into some Sweedish trust funds, moved some money around, and left himself 4,000,000,000 dollars. After doing various such minor offences, he began to develop some truly malicious ones. One of his first truly horrific plots was the creation of the missle that, when detonated, would kill all the snowy white owls within ten feet!!!!! It was around this time, that Monkey Man began to become the "Hero Figure" in the town, and continued to foil Nordy's plots. The rest can be read in the comic books, so look it up yourself you selfish hog. I mean, hog in a GOOD way... |
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