| Frodo!!! Big hair, and an evil ring, and thats bout it | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Sam is the guy who helps Frodo with the evil ring | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| PIPPIN!!!! THE FOOL, hes kinda a moron, but hes plenty funny anyways | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| MERRY!!! he has a funny name | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ARAGORN!!!! Not only does he have a funny name, hes a king!! and he has a cool sword to decapitate orcs! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Surgeon Generals Warning: Aragorn may be hazardous to your health, take caution when nearby. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| BOROMIR!!! he has a beardish type thing, but not like Aragorns, he has a cool sword and a funny name too! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| GANDALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gandalfs just plain awesome, the funniest name, AND he can smite orcs with his mighty wizardingness!! |
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| Legolas kinda looks like a girl, but all elves do, at least in the movie. he has a funny name, HEY, EVERYONE HAS A FUNNY NAME BUT SAM!!!! wait a sec, his real name is Samwise Gamgee. EVERYONE HAS A FUNNY NAME!!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Big suprise, Gimli is a funny name too. But he has a insanely awesome ax. He he he. He decapitates many orcs, 42 of em at Helms Deep!!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||