Zen Thinking

• Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.
• Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
• Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
• It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away...and you have their shoes.
• If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
• If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
• If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.
• Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
• The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.
• Never miss a good chance to shut up.
• We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

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