New State Mottos

• Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi
• Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
• Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat
• Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everything
• California: As Seen On TV
• Colorado: If you Don't Ski, Don't Bother
• Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and with Less Character
• Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
• Florida: Ask Us about Our Grandkids
• Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
• Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum,
  but Leave Your Money)
• Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not, But the Potatoes
  Sure Are Real Good
• Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
• Indiana: Two Billion Years Tidal Wave-Free
• Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
• Kansas: First of the Rectangle States
• Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
• Louisiana: We're Not All Cajun Wackos, but that's Our Tourism Campaign
• Maine: We're Really Cold, but We Have Cheap Lobster
• Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
• Massachusetts: Our Taxes are Lower than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
• Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians
• Mississippi: Come Feel Better about Your Own State
• Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
• Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies
  and Very Little Else
• Nebraska: Ask Us About Our State Motto Contest!
• Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
• New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
• New Jersey: Ya Wanna ##$%!## Motto? I Got Yer ##$%!## Motto Right Here!
• New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
• New York: You Have the Right To Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an
  Attorney...
• North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
• Ohio: We Wish We Were Michigan
• Oklahoma: Like the Play, Only No Singing
• Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's What's for Dinner
• Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
• Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
• South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
• South Dakota: Closer than North Dakota
• Tennessee: The Educashun State
• Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles
• Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
• Vermont: Yep
• Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjawed Yokels Don't Mix?
• Washington: Help! We're Overrun by Nerds and Slackers!
• Washington D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
• West Virginia: One Big Happy Family - Really!
• Wisconsin: Eat Cheese Or Die
• Wyoming: Wynot?

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