Funny Stuff
Actual Signs
- On a Holiday Inn in Hyannis, Mass. - "Sleep with someone you know"
- On a barn in Hooper, Utah - "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again!" Also - "Is there life after death? Trespass here and find out."
- At a home cookin' restaurant in Oklahoma - "The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster"
- At an ATM Machine - "If you are blind, please use the braille keys"
- Free Wood For Sale
- On the I-5 North Freeway in San Diego - "Cruise Ships Use Airport Exit"
- New York Avenue in D.C. - "District of Columbia Spay/Neuter Clinic - Department of Human Services"
- "In this building you can smoke every other day. Today you can't smoke."
- In a London department store - "Bargain basement upstairs"
- Outside a second-hand shops - "We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?"
- Outside a photographer's studio - "Out to lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also"
- Notice in health food store - "Closed due to illness"
- In a safari park - "Elephants please stay in your car"
- During a conference - "For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor"
- On a leaflet - "If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons"
- On a repair shop door - "We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)"
- Over a restroom in a restaurant - "Used beer department"
- On a store front in Florida - "Your one stop shop! Beer, ammo and liquor. Drive through open 24 hours"
- Seen in a State Park in California - "Weather Station (A large sign with a rock hanging on a rope) Check the rock. If it's wet, it's raining. If it's moving, it's windy. If you can't see it, it's foggy. If rock is gone, it's a tornado"
- On a sign on a hamster cage at a pet store in Austin Texas - "Hamsters: $6.97. Children Who Fall In:$2.88"
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