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• How come wrong numbers are never busy?
• Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
• Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
• Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
• Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
• Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
• How can there be self-help "groups"
• How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
• If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
• If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
• Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
• Why do they call it "chili" if its hot?
• Why do we sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" when we're already there?
• Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
• Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
• Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
• If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes?
• Is there another word for synonym?
• Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do practice?
• Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in lisp?
• Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they worried someone will clean them?
• Why do they put braille on the drive thru bank machines?
• Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
• Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
• How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
• If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
• You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
• Why is it when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
• Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long?

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