Alternative Ways to Say Someone Is an Idiot

• He's a few fries short of a happy meal.
• The wheel's spinning but the hampster's dead.
• The butter has slipped off his pancake.
• Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
• He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
• One fruit loop shy of a bowl.
• Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
• His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
• She's not the coldest beer in the fridge.
• He's not the brightest crayon in the box.
• Her slinky's kinked.
• Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.
• A photographic memory, but the lens cover is on.
• Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
• She stayed on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long.