Ways To Piss Off A Cop
• When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
• When he asks you why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race
• If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say, "No, my speedometer only goes to 100"
• When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.
• Ask him where he bought his cool hat
• If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
• After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
• When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration please" right when he says it.
• When he goes to read you your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
• When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
• Mumble to yourself
• Ask if he watches COPS
• When he frisks you, say, "You missed a spot" and grin.
• When he asks to inspect your car say, "There is no alcohol in my car sir, the last cop got it."
• Try to sell him your car
• Ask if you can buy his car
• If he takes you to the station, ask to sit in front.
• Play with the siren.

Return to Funny Page