Only In America...

• Only In America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...
• Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...
• Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...
• Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...
• Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...
• Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...
• Only in America...are the least useful professions (professional athletes, movie actors & entertainers) paid so disproportionally much compare to people with normal jobs...
• Only in America...the budgets for advertising non-essential items, like soft drinks, exceed the economies of many third-world nations...
• Only in America...do we use the word politics to describe the process so well. Poli in Latin meaning many and Tics meaning blood sucking creatures...

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