This one time, I went to Africa, because I needed to go to the store, and I couldn�t find one in America. So, I went to a small store in Africa, who only sold shoes, and I asked for toilet paper.
I saw someone there. His name was Colin. He was sitting in the corner touching his toes. Every five seconds, he�d look up to make sure no one was looking and if someone was looking he�d stop real fast.
The person I asked about toilet paper said, �I�m sorry, we only sell shoes not toilet paper.�
I told him to shuwut up and stop talking to me because I hated him. I told him to get out of my life so I could go check if they had toilet paper myself.
After I was done checking for toilet paper, I asked Colin if he knew who sold toilet paper around there.
He said, �As a matter of fact, I sell toilet paper.�
I said, �Good.�
He said, �What color would you like?�
I told him I wanted yellow toilet paper with the number seven written all over it. He told me that all he had was white toilet paper. I told him to stop talkin� to me, because he was such a toe touching, fartbaggin that! He got upset and fell on the ground and touched his toe. Then he realized what he did and stopped real fast.
I was like, �Whoa! That was the coolest thing I�ve ever saw!�
And he was like, �Really!?�
And I was like, �No.�
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