�Don't call anyone names because it might bring down their self esteem; except for your ex-boyfriends call them everything you can think of.�
�If you have a cute pair of clothing don't wear it unless you are with me and me only.�
�Don't handle anything with sharp points.�
�Don't put things in your mouth, even food, you might choke.�
�If some one calls you when we are talking and I decide to call back because I have waited too long, then your conversation with them is immediately over, no exceptions, not even if your parent is the one that called.�
�Don't listen to any explicit content, don't watch it either, don't express it either.�
�Wear a life jacket anytime you�re near water, even in the shower.�
�Don't wear tight clothes, I'm the only one to see that and I can't see it until we are married.�
�Wear sunglasses when you are outside no matter what time of day because the sun�s ultraviolet rays can penetrate your eyes.�
�Don't polish your nails; the fumes will get to your brain.�
�Don't operate heavy machinery� ever.�
�Don't drive a car; as a matter of fact don't ride in one unless you sit in the back with 3 seatbelts on.�
�Never get on a plane, ever, don't EVEN look at them.�
�If there is ever the slightest storm stay in the middle of your house with all the proper safety stuff.�
�On Halloween, don't leave your house, I�m gonna go out and cheat on you and besides it's not safe, which brings me to the next one��
�If any stranger gives anything throw it back at them and run, but not too fast because you might fall.�
�Make sure you get a seat belt installed in the next school bus you ride in.�
�Don't wear necklaces... they might choke you.�
�Don't use pen, pencil, or paper, it has bad chemicals on it.�
�Don't wear a backpack; it will hurt your back.�
�Don't go to amusement parks; it is very dangerous and dirty and you might fall down.�
If I am on the phone with you no one is to come over to your house (I am the only one you can talk to on the phone or at all).�
�Don't watch TV, if a guy is in it you can't even look at them.�
�Don't eat anything with red food dye... it�s from a bug... that�s BAD.�
�Don't wear red clothing because there might be red food dye in it.�
�Don't listen to anyone but me, not even your teachers. Only me, no one else knows what they are talking about.�
�Don't wear bracelets they will hurt your arm and that isn�t good.�
�If you go outside wear shoes because if you don't you might step on something sharp (refer to number 3 about sharp points).�
�If you are asked if you wanna go somewhere with me, go, it means you have to, it�s not your choice. (Only with me.)�
�Don't talk to any guys no matter who they are, not even your dad or family members that are guys.�
�Don't touch anything at ANY public place no matter what, and if you have to go pee don't go if someone is in there.�
�Don't like KoRn, as a matter of fact don't even look at a radio because you can't, you can't listen to it.�
�Don't make noses because it might hurt your vocal cords.�
�If you get the slightest headache seek medical attention immediately, for it might be some thing serious.�
�Don't eat fast food because it�s greasy and it lowers your immune system even though you have asthma and you can't help it anyways.�
�Don't handle any sort of money because it is very dirty.�
�If I do let you drink pop (which isn't very often) pour it in a cup because you might cut your lip and immediately after drinking brush your teeth.�
�You have to brush your teeth 6 times a day, everyday, no exceptions... no excuses.�
�You can only use certain types of shampoo and body wash. (The kind that is unscented.)�
�You can�t wear any kind of fragrance stuff (lotion or perfume) because you might turn on another guy.�
�Make sure to sterilize anything you touch before handling it, even your school books.�
�You�re only to think about one person and that's me.�
�If someone talks to you act like they aren't there, you are allowed no social life unless I'm in it and me only.�
�In your purse you can only have plastic things so you don�t get poked with sharp things and if you have CDs in your purse they have to be girl singers and make sure you have 4 things of hand sanitizer and Lysol spray (non scented).�
�If you are gonna go somewhere consult with me first. If I don�t like where you are going then you are not gonna go.�
�I have to be in all the classes you are in so I can watch your every move... make sure you�re not cheating on me.�
�Don't wear any clothes that I don't like, if you do then I am gonna give you a long lecture.�
�Don't get online because there are bad people on the internet. If you go to a website tell me first. (If you are at this website reading this and you didn't tell your boyfriend then you�re bad.)�
�If any of your OLD (because you can't have guy friends) guy friends call you, tell them you can't talk or, better yet, hang up on them.�
�You�re not allowed ANY friends, not even you BEST friend.�
�Don't do anything that is not ladylike ( burp, fart, etc.).�
�If someone makes a joke, don't laugh if I don't laugh and I�m not too bright so you won�t be laughing often.�
�Don't use the mirror when you�re getting ready to go somewhere because it isn't good and it might fall off the wall and break and kill you or hurt you bad.�
�Don't watch rated R movies because you�re not of age only G and PG cause the others are bad.�
�Don't ride Pharaoh�s Fury, it hurts your body with all of the changes, going up and down too fast, it�s really bad.�
�Every time I hug you, you have to kiss me or I won�t let go.�
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