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An Emoticon (or Smiley) is a sequence of ordinary characters that you find on your computer keyboard. Emoticons are used in e-mail and other forms of communication using computers. The most popular Emoticon is the smiling face :-) called a 'Smiley'. They help convey a particular tone or emotion in conjunction with a communication via e-mail, chat or news-groups. Use them whenever your text message can't get the point across on its own.

TIP If you are not able to decipher Emoticons, tip your head to the left and look at it again. For instance, in the smiley, :-), the colon represents the eyes, the dash represents the nose and the right parenthesis represents the mouth. These Emoticons show an emotion through an icon. Over a hundred of these Emoticons are being used. The online edition of the Oxford English Dictionary (OED) deals with fresh additions to the English vocabulary, a result of the increasing use of the Internet. The smiling, winking or frowning faces constructed from punctuation marks add emotional meaning to the messages.

 

 

COMMON EMOTICONS

:-()

Wide mouthed

;-)

Winking

:-(

Frowney

:-{)

With a moustache

>:-(

Very angry

:-o

Talking

:-D

Laughing

:-)~~

Drooling

|-O

Yawning

x-(

Dead

B-)

Cool, wearing sunglasses

 

ADVANCED EMOTICONS

:-$

Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

:-P

Sticking Out Tongue

:-@

Screaming/Swearing/Very Angry/About To Be Sick

#-)

Oh, what a night!

:*)

Drunk/Clown

R-)

Broken Glass

(:-)

Bald

!-)

Black Eye

:-)))

Is Very Fat

:-&

Biting Tongue

:-{}

Wears Lipstick

-)

Wears A Turban

$-)

Yuppie/Just Won A Large Sum Of Money

:,(

Crying

8:]

Gorilla

:-T

Keeping A Straight Face/Tight Lipped

:-y

Said With A Smile

:-|

Disgusted/Grim/No Expression

:~(

Crying/Shed A Tear

:-Q

A Smoker

%-\

Has A Hangover

:-X

Lips Are Sealed

(:-D

Has A Big Mouth

:-*

Just Ate Something Sour/Bitter Taste/Kiss

[:-)

Is Wearing A Walkman

 

OBSCURE EMOTICONS

:-)'

Tends to Drool

=:-)

Punk

O:-)

An Angel

o-<:-{{{

Santa

(-:|:-)

Siamese Twins

3:-o

A Cow

]:-

The Devil

@}>--

A Rose

[:]

A Robot

:-|:-|

Deja'vu

 

NET TALK

In the 'fascinetting' world of the Internet, a very modern, wonderfully literary and ultra-rich language is brewing. Chatspeak, is another language altogether. And entering the portals of Net-talk without knowing the fundamentals might just leave you feeling shortchanged! Just keep in mind that when you chat, you have to ignore concepts like grammar, spelling or a logical flow of conversation.
Here's some
CHATLINGO to GYG (get you going).

AFAIK

As Far As I Know

AKA

Also Known As

AFA

Away From The Keyboard

ASAP

As Soon As Possible

BTW

By The Way

CIOU

See You!

CUL

See You Later

FOTCL

Falling Off The Chair Laughing

FTF

Face To Face

GMTA

Great Minds Think Alike

HHOJ

Ha Ha, Only Joking

JK

Just Kidding

LOL

Lots Of Love/Laughing Out Loud

NBD

No Big Deal

OTOH

On The Other Hand

PMJI

Pardon Me Jumping In

POV

Point Of View

ROFL

Rolling On The Floor Laughing

RTM

Read The Manual

SOS

Same Old Stuff

TIA

Thanks In Advance

TIC

Tongue In Cheek

<g>

Grin

IMHO

In My Humble Opinion (Take off the H if it's so humble)

BWL

Bursting With Laughter

CID

Crying In Disgrace

IWALU

I Will Always Love You

LSHMBB

Laughing So Hard My Belly's Bouncing

PDS

Please Don't Shoot

TOY

Thinking Of You

WTH

Who The Heck

GYG

Get You Going

FWIW

For What It's Worth

WU

What's Up ?

GA

Go Ahead

GAL

Get A Life

KWIM

Know What I Mean ?

TDW

To Do With

MOTOS

Member Of The Opposite Sex

VBG

Very Big Grin

FYI

For Your Information

ILY

I Love You

BEG

Big Evil Grin

IMFOMCL

I'm Falling Off My Chair Laughing

FUD

Fear, Uncertainty & Doubt

BTA

But Then Again

LTM

Laugh To Myself

GTPOAHF

Got To Put On A Happy Face

PEBCAK

Problems Exist Between Chair And Keyboard

SOMY

Sick Of Me Yet ?

GTG

Got To Go

BBIAB

Be Back In A Bit

BAK

Back At Keyboard

PANS

Pretty Awesome New Stuff

POTS

Plain Old Telephone Service

OTTOMH

Off The Top Of My Head

IOW

In Other Words

NRN

No Response Necessary

GTBAFK

Got To Be Away From Keyboard

YKW

You Know What ?

DYG

Don't You Go

TAFN

That's All For Now

THX

Thanks

Courtesy FEMINA, 15 June 2000 & Youth Express, The New Indian Express, Friday 15 September 2000
thanks to javid.ms

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