
When words
fail ...

An
Emoticon (or Smiley) is a sequence of ordinary characters that you find
on your computer keyboard. Emoticons are used in e-mail and other forms of
communication using computers. The most popular Emoticon is the smiling face
:-) called a 'Smiley'. They help convey a particular tone or emotion in
conjunction with a communication via e-mail, chat or news-groups. Use them
whenever your text message can't get the point across on its
own.
TIP If you are not able to decipher
Emoticons, tip your head to the left and look at it again. For instance, in the
smiley, :-), the colon represents the eyes, the dash represents the nose and the
right
parenthesis represents the mouth. These Emoticons show an emotion through an
icon. Over a hundred of these Emoticons are being used. The online edition of
the Oxford English Dictionary (OED) deals with fresh additions to the English
vocabulary, a result of the increasing use of the Internet. The smiling, winking
or frowning faces constructed from punctuation marks add emotional meaning to
the messages.
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COMMON EMOTICONS |
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:-() |
Wide
mouthed |
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;-) |
Winking |
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:-( |
Frowney |
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:-{) |
With a
moustache |
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>:-( |
Very
angry |
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:-o |
Talking |
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:-D |
Laughing |
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:-)~~ |
Drooling |
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|-O |
Yawning |
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x-( |
Dead |
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B-) |
Cool, wearing
sunglasses |
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ADVANCED EMOTICONS |
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:-$ |
Put Your Money Where
Your Mouth Is |
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:-P |
Sticking Out
Tongue |
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:-@ |
Screaming/Swearing/Very
Angry/About To Be Sick |
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#-) |
Oh, what a
night! |
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:*) |
Drunk/Clown |
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R-) |
Broken
Glass |
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(:-) |
Bald |
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!-) |
Black
Eye |
|
:-))) |
Is Very
Fat |
|
:-& |
Biting
Tongue |
|
:-{} |
Wears
Lipstick |
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-) |
Wears A
Turban |
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$-) |
Yuppie/Just Won A Large
Sum Of Money |
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:,( |
Crying |
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8:] |
Gorilla |
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:-T |
Keeping A Straight
Face/Tight Lipped |
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:-y
|
Said With A
Smile |
|
:-| |
Disgusted/Grim/No
Expression |
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:~( |
Crying/Shed A
Tear |
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:-Q |
A
Smoker |
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%-\ |
Has A
Hangover |
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:-X |
Lips Are
Sealed |
|
(:-D |
Has A Big
Mouth |
|
:-* |
Just Ate Something
Sour/Bitter Taste/Kiss |
|
[:-) |
Is Wearing A
Walkman |
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OBSCURE EMOTICONS |
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:-)' |
Tends to
Drool |
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=:-) |
Punk |
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O:-) |
An
Angel |
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o-<:-{{{ |
Santa |
|
(-:|:-) |
Siamese
Twins |
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3:-o |
A Cow |
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]:- |
The
Devil |
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@}>-- |
A Rose |
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[:] |
A
Robot |
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:-|:-| |
Deja'vu | |

NET
TALK

In the
'fascinetting' world of the Internet, a very modern, wonderfully
literary and ultra-rich language is brewing. Chatspeak, is another language altogether. And entering the
portals of Net-talk without knowing the fundamentals might just leave you
feeling shortchanged! Just keep in mind that when you chat, you have to ignore
concepts like grammar, spelling or a logical flow of conversation.
Here's
some CHATLINGO to GYG (get you going).
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AFAIK |
As Far As I
Know |
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AKA |
Also Known
As |
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AFA |
Away From The
Keyboard |
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ASAP |
As Soon As
Possible |
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BTW |
By The
Way |
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CIOU |
See
You! |
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CUL |
See You
Later |
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FOTCL |
Falling Off The Chair
Laughing |
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FTF |
Face To
Face |
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GMTA |
Great Minds Think
Alike |
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HHOJ |
Ha Ha, Only
Joking |
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JK |
Just
Kidding |
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LOL |
Lots Of Love/Laughing
Out Loud |
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NBD |
No Big
Deal |
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OTOH |
On The Other
Hand |
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PMJI |
Pardon Me Jumping
In |
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POV |
Point Of
View |
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ROFL |
Rolling On The Floor
Laughing |
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RTM |
Read The
Manual |
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SOS |
Same Old
Stuff |
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TIA |
Thanks In
Advance |
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TIC |
Tongue In
Cheek |
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<g> |
Grin |
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IMHO |
In My Humble Opinion
(Take off the H if it's so humble) |
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BWL |
Bursting With
Laughter |
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CID |
Crying In
Disgrace |
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IWALU |
I Will Always Love
You |
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LSHMBB |
Laughing So Hard My
Belly's Bouncing |
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PDS |
Please Don't
Shoot |
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TOY |
Thinking Of
You |
|
WTH |
Who The
Heck |
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GYG |
Get You
Going |
|
FWIW |
For What It's
Worth |
|
WU |
What's Up
? |
|
GA |
Go
Ahead |
|
GAL
|
Get A
Life |
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KWIM |
Know What I Mean
? |
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TDW |
To Do
With |
|
MOTOS |
Member Of The Opposite
Sex |
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VBG |
Very Big
Grin |
|
FYI |
For Your
Information |
|
ILY |
I Love
You |
|
BEG |
Big Evil
Grin |
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IMFOMCL |
I'm Falling Off My
Chair Laughing |
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FUD |
Fear, Uncertainty &
Doubt |
|
BTA |
But Then
Again |
|
LTM |
Laugh To
Myself |
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GTPOAHF |
Got To Put On A Happy
Face |
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PEBCAK |
Problems Exist Between
Chair And Keyboard |
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SOMY |
Sick Of Me Yet
? |
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GTG |
Got To
Go |
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BBIAB |
Be Back In A
Bit |
|
BAK |
Back At
Keyboard |
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PANS |
Pretty Awesome New
Stuff |
|
POTS |
Plain Old Telephone
Service |
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OTTOMH |
Off The Top Of My
Head |
|
IOW |
In Other
Words |
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NRN |
No Response
Necessary |
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GTBAFK |
Got To Be Away From
Keyboard |
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YKW |
You Know What
? |
|
DYG |
Don't You
Go |
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TAFN |
That's All For
Now |
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THX |
Thanks | |
Courtesy FEMINA, 15 June 2000 & Youth Express, The New Indian Express,
Friday 15 September 2000
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