One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor...Sober: A state of mind ....it is difficult to remember you are awake!!

Women who seek to b equal to men......ask a man "they lack ambition", ask a women "Don't argue with a fool. The spectators can't tell the difference"

 you can or always have infinite friends or a Boy friend is when you unite or union with-one 
                                                                ..."Send this to all friends", please consider me not your friend 


If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
 The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in! ....depend's on whooz missing whom!!

Before marriage, a man always yearns for a woman, he falls in love, After marriage ...in which hero dies in the first chapter,

The BEST part of life is staying awake ? Hitting the booze button and going back to sleep. 


Everyone has the ability of making someone happy ...it depends how and whom ?? male or female ...different way's of placating people
....ranging from gifting chocolates ...to telling tales



talking about women,men ...relationships ...it's better to let some-one think u r an idiot than to open ur mouth & prove it..never advertise ur feelings 


Success is Relative....to money ...??


the best part a man loves in a woman, someone who can eat his brains, rather than  the pinch in pocket!! 

every man's best kept secrets about women , one is not worth keeping and two is good to keep 
                                                     ... ever heard  of women complaining of parachute not opening up. 

who make's a better  psychiatrist , the psychiatrist or the psychiatrist's  wife ??


World is the biggest critic...be prepared for the worst. 
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A middle aged man is often spotted ...in the favourite love-birds park ...the petty vendor's ...queer ...,

man replie's i mourn in silence for the dead-wife ?? , why don't you get married ...am searching for one ...come's the reply ??


if a man marries....it is natural death, when a women marries ...it is called re-marriage
                                 .... don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem !!! 

Between a man and a women ...who become's the teacher, is a matter of experience ??

A young man looking for wife was diagnoized of cancer ...year's later...when he visted his family doctor ...n questioned , it was foresight!!

who invented the dating game ?? ...Coffee, chocolate, ...chewing-gum Some things ...that don't or cann't exist between friend's n stranger's,

difference between dating and flirting ...life is simple, everybody try's to make it complex ...it is like the million dollar diamond ring
or the brand new item in window-dressing ...either you cann't afford it or don't want to sleep on it.


a well to do man brings his wife flowers, while a poor man can only lavish with admiration. 

grapes taste sour ...There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots!!! 

fight, crib,  shout, swear....if at first you don't succeed?? , what is important adversary or adversity...Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens

Nature,time and patience ...a lit candle ...a test for love ... wisdom ... a reflection of experience ?? ...scared!! to have the time to stand & stare ??,
life comes full circle ...boring is to say  facts dont match with theory...change the facts!! ,  putting oneself in other's shoes...helps one understand
the world ...cheer, smile, wink ...get along with hippocracy??

Difference between getting to know the world and getting a dose of the world is ....when you get to know there isn't such thing as you cann't live with,
or  can live without !!

when a boss kick's you in the ass ...don't be let-down ...it is only a sign of how hard he love's you.


fate is something that you come across ..., 

           success is the price of gravity, to go after or chase something you want, to get it and relish it!! ...Destiny as you curse it!!


if a fat purse can buy you friends ...it ,as well can buy you fate N destiny!!


paying attention to what you say and how you say ...may mean a lot ...for laws of gravity are one N the same, life is like a glass ...variable ...
half empty or half full ...as you see it!!

when you Decide what you want ...you have already slaved yourself ...to have fun ...is to be indifferent be mused and amuse , the way people
manipulate and get manipulated....on their way to destiny!!...discover the delusions...illusions of life!!




































































