To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high
up. 

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the
energy


Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. 

Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. 

when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!!Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide


Problems come and problems go ...but if take them to head 

          ...you miss the steam in your life.