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yesterday i had been to the coffee shop. i saw someone there.
Attractive Graceful Intelligent Smart Decent More like a Celebrity
i went closer.........ohhhh god!!!! .....she turned out be the attender!! ...and [now] wants to serve you!!

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2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, i left the teacher to fill up the answers ?? ...am scared ?? 

             now teacher will ??

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people change with-iidd time
6 weeks, 6 months, 6 years
Dating process :

6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?
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Once ...a not so grown-up ...guy ...want's ...convey ...'the message' ...'i love u' ...a girl is profoundly fond off,

  ...he choose's ...another girl who is an acquaintance ....and ask's her to convey the message??,

     ...the acquaintance ...who has similar feelings for the guy ...don't worry ...i shall take care of it,

 ...a few day's later ...the girl the boy is 'profoundly fond off' ...reverts back to the not so grown-up guy,

 ...how dare you ...'propose to my friend' ??

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what if a use-case modelled scenario of male/fe-male patient N sexologist ?? 

once ...a medical representative ...turned ...patient ...chance's upon a doctor ...propose's to a doctor ??

                 ....the doctor ...give's ...a prescription ??

                 ....the patient ...enquire's when shall i come back to see ??

                 ....the cute doctor replies ...wishing him recovery...hope to see you soon back with some samples!!

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One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog.

The dog became emotional , trying to catch ...kill..the mosquito ....was caught in the bone!! ...what a pity!!
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whatif_ur_always_the_scapegoat

 A patient ...visit's ...a doctor ...complain's of sleepless ness ...having nightmare's ...ideal and alone ?? ...n penny less??

 the patient take to a psychologist...narrates ?? ...i proposed to some-one ...don't worry ...thing's will be alrigth ...every thing will be fine 
                                                                                                  ...don't give up...you shall get going very soon??

 soon?? ...the patient ...lands up with a great job ...needing a health chekup ...and fitness certificate visits a cardiologist!!

 cardiologist!! ...don't worry ...your fit enough ...you can proceed to the job!! ...but do remember to call me back within 10 to 15 days!!

 the patient no sooner ...taking up the job ...was intimiated ...his ...women of choice had fitt's ...n no need to call up the doctor!!,
 every thing shall be taken care off!!

patient ...month's ...later ...returns to the cardiologist ...only to find the practice closed!!

 
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would a deaf women make a good radio jockey ??

                 .......what language would a interpreter use to communicate to the jockey ??


                 .....by the way what kind of disability...would shock the audience...if they were to know more of the radio jockey ??

                 
                 .....would the radio jockey be shocked ...if someone one speechless ...were to communicate over phone ??

                      his/her favourite ...follower ....caught...malaria?? ...what remedy or what would the jockey play for a speedy recovery ??

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would you believe if some-one died in the bath-tub ....slipping short of the whisky in the peg
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would your venus turn in to venom ...your fiance
                                        ...discovered you had fallen short of finance and that moon isn't far enough to finance you to buy a mug of beer
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if a guitarist were to be invited to play for charity ??

                                  a show  hosted by and for the dumb audience ?? ...would he accept the invitation ??
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on a date ....sipping...beer ...would you order cheese balls !! or would you order roasted paneer with tomato sauce!! 

                                     ...would you squabble with your companion ....would should pay for the bill ??

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