A middle class man's anguish for his wife
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when ever  she (wife) is away the whole house seems so empty except the kitchen sink ??



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chemists shop
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customer:  Give me a good remedy for a very bad cold

chemist: politely replies there is a lady doc pay her a vist
         she will take good care of you.

customer: Am talking about the potion that is well advertised for cold ??


chemist: Am well aware of the advertisement and the remedy being prescribed in it,
         you need to pay a visit upstairs ...am sure you will be satisfied.

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A constable radioed up his collegues and the station on his wireless,

I just caught a man running / chasing  one outside the connaught circus,


Am booking him for publich offence ??

The man panting man grabbed the wireless and screamed you bugger's,

am just trying catch the bugger who stole / fleeced with my purse??

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Teacher: Why weren't you to school yesterday ??

Student: Mischeviously says "I was sick "

Teacher: Sick of What ??

Student: Sick of School??

Teacher: If you repeat this again, you will have pay dearly,
         you will have to attend my tution classes after the school!!

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Once a florist goofed up on the card adorning the flowers dispatched to a Funeral,

it read "Alas you have an abode of your own!!"

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At a lecture Hall
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Speaker: Does / do any of you have questions??

From the audience: Aren't you done yet ??
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Once a group of tourists ...paid a visit to a so called Holy place ... "WELL" 

a diety in the local parlance that fullfills wish's /obiliging   those praying earnestly!!


A Couple goes near the well

Husband steps in: Pray's in silence making an offering ...looking into the well.

The Wife steps in: Repeat's the husband's justure ...but slip's in and fall's into the well??

Husband: Astonishingly ...blare's out I never thought my prayers/ wish's would be answered so soon.

Just as he finish's

Out come's the wife ...climbing the stairs of the well ...you maron ...you just dropped our 

wedding ring ...beamingly!!

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