advt in a news paper :

Vacancies exist for two[Female] physiotherapists, preferably with some experience. varied work embracing in-patients and out patients.

Response: Out came response from umpteen ...non 
          qualified physio grads...mostly hospitality
          mgmt grads ...given a opportunity
          'I' can accomplish the job with aplomb!!
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A noted Doc was being interviewed by the press!!,

 reporter asked : Doc did you ever made a serious
                  mistake ??

 Doc: Yes, I once cured a millionaire in three visits??

 Reporter : What was he suffering from ??

 Doc: Millionaire was complaining that he isn't able
      to recover his assets, money and other valuable's
      from ...
 
 Reporter: So ...how did you cure ??

 Doc: Asked the millionaire to follow my directions??

 Reporter: Pardon ??

 Doc: Prescribed a medicine ...asked him to "Keep
      the bottle tightly corked"

 Reporter: He didn't complain ever after ?? ...
           what was the medicine??

 Doc : When ever he feel's sick ...asked him to
       gulp a "few ounce's of white spirits down the
       throat ??"...and go to bed !!

 Reporter : Didn't he complain ...yes he did ...,
            ...he said his grand father too suffered
            similar illness ...and retracted from
            social life ...

 Doc: I warned the Gentleman to follow the prescription
      religiously ...should you ever complain ...
      ...public will call you insane!!.
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5* Hotel staff : sir, why do you always book for two
                 people, we notice that you are alone,
                 
Customer : well obviously