This test really can't be cheated on... either you know it or you don't. Yankees can usually only muster a 2 or 3, whereas the natives typically score around 20+.
1) How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?
2) What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars?
3) Bill Dance is good at what?
4) What university does Bill Dance root for?
5) Where did Herschel Walker play (college) football?
6) After boiling peanuts for an hour you have what?
7) In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8?
8) A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin' language?
9) What is a chigger?
10) What is scrapple?
11) Where is "The Redneck Riviera"?
12) What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees?
13) What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, __________________.
14) What's the common name for a bowfin?
15) If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get?
16) Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart"?
17) What are grits made out of?
18) Who was nicknamed "The Bear"?
19) Why is the Blue Ridge blue?
20) What did The Baldwin Sisters make?
21) Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?
22) What are the radio station call letters that carries "The Grand Ol'
Opry"?
23) Where would you find Vidalia County?
24) What sport requires 3 legs and a rope?
25) What instrument did Bill Monroe play? (typically)
26) How many strings on a banjo? (two possible answers)
27) When you argue with a fool, what is he doing?
28) What is a scuppernong?
29) Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu?
30) Why do you want to eat "high on the hog"?
31) What color is a John Deere?
32) What do you call the offspring of a mule?
33) What will you harvest when you plant "shade"?
Answers follow below, so don't peek..........................
ANSWERS
1) How many Vienna Sausages are in a can? 7
2) What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars? 43, red and blue
3) Bill Dance is good at what? Fishin'
4) What university does Bill Dance root for? University of Tennessee
5) Where did Herschel Walker play (college) football? University of Georgia
6) After boiling peanuts for an hour you have what? Hard Peanuts
7) In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8? 283
8) A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin' language? French
9) What is a chigger? A Redbug (Small Parasite)
10) What is scrapple? A sausage-like loaf made out of pig parts
11) Where is "The Redneck Riviera"? Panama City Beach, Florida
12) What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees? Spanish Moss
13) What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, Evinrude.
14) What's the common name for a bowfin? A Mudfish
15) If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get? Nothing.
A steer has been castrated.
16) Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart"? Hank Williams
17) What are grits made out of? Corn
18) Who was nicknamed "The Bear"? Paul Bryant
19) Why is the Blue Ridge blue? Bacause of Pollen
20) What did The Baldwin Sisters make? The "recipe" - Moonshine
21) Who was Andy Taylor's love interest? Helen
22) What are the radio station call letters that carries "The Grand Ol'
Opry"? WSM
23) Where would you find Vidalia County? Georgia
24) What sport requires 3 legs and a rope? Calf Roping
25) What instrument did Bill Monroe play? (typically) The Mandolin
26) How many strings on a banjo? (two possible answers) 5
27) When you argue with a fool, what is he doing? Arguing with a fool also
28) What is a scuppernong? A Wild Grape
29) Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu? Yes, too much kudzu
30) Why do you want to eat "high on the hog"? Because that's where the better
cuts of meat are.
31) What color is a John Deere? Green
32) What do you call the offspring of a mule? Mules are generally sterile?
33) What will you harvest when you plant "shade"? Tobacco
Well, how did you do? If you got 20 or more you must be a Southerner! And if you're not a Southerner then you must be a Yankee!! That's OK I only got 9, and I've lived south of the Mason-Dixon line all my life!
From:
Leah Roxann Redmond
LAN Systems Programmer
Information Technology Services
Mississippi State University
(601) 325-0741
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