Professional TEST

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions, and it tells whether you are qualified to be a professional. According to statistics of Andersen Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals failed the exam.

The questions are not that difficult, so pay attention.

Scroll down for each answer.

 

 

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The correct answer is....
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.

This question tests whether you are doing simple things in a complicated way.

 

 

 

 

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Wrong Answer is.....
Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.

 

 

And the Correct Answer is....
Open the refrigerator, take out of the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your prudence.

 

 

 

 

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Correct Answer is......
The Elephant!

The Elephant is in the refrigerator! Are you getting the idea yet?

This tests whether you have a comprehensive thinking.

 

 

OK, if you did not answer correctly the last three questions, this one may be your last chance to testify your qualification to be a professional.

 

 

 

 

4. There is a river, which is filled with crocodiles. How do you manage to pass it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Correct Answer is......
Simply swim through it. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

 

 

So, How Did You Do?

If you don't like those answers here's an alternative that a friend of mine came up with: 

 First, I showed the giraffe the refrigerator and he did not want to go inside. Then the elephant showed up and the giraffe tipped him off as to what was happening. They conspired against me and put me into the refrigerator! Of course, they had to remove the food first (Since they were taking it to the Lion King's Convention). All of the animals went to the convention except for the alligators, who wanted to relax in their river. Since I was stuck in the refrigerator, I didn't even get to the river!

 

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