How many engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to write the job description
1 to estimate the number of hours
1 to authorize spending
1 to write the schedule
1 to propose a procedure
1 to finalize the procedure
1 to write the proposal
1 to arrange the kickoff meeting
1 to submit a change order
1 to go for bids for lightbulbs
1 to purchase the lightbulb
1 to review OSHA regulations
1 to supervise the operation
1 to check the electrician's safety procedures
1 to make sure that the bulb meets specs
1 to pass the lightbulb to the electrician
1 to call for glass cleanup
1 to file an accident report
1 to review accident report
20 to discuss action plan for accident report
1 to follow up action plan
1 to write new safety procedure for changing light bulbs
1 to fill out hazardous waste disposal forms for old light bulb
1 to sign and approve forms
1 to write the final summary report
1 to justify the number of hours and funds spent
How many was that?!
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