Cat Haikus
Small brave carnivores,
Kill pine cones and mosquitos,
Fear vacuum cleaner.
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You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
Elevator butt.
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You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.
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The rule today,
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
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In deep sleep hear a sound.
Cat vomit hairball somewhere.
Will find in morning.
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Grace personified,
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.
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Terible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What is a 'term paper'?
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you're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.
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Litter box not here,
You must have moved it again.
I'll poop on the floor.
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The 'Big Ones' snore now,
Ev'ry room is dark and quiet.
Time for 'cup hockey'!
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We're almost equals.
I purr to show I love you.
Wnat to smell my butt?
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I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head
Inside your armpit?
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Wanna go outside.
Oh no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
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Cats meow out of angst
'Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!'
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Oh no! Big one
Has been trapped by newspapaer!
Cat to the rescue!
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My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
Can just hide my head.
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Awake! Gotta go!
Run quickly into the next room.
Yawn! Stretch...back to sleep.
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