Moloch was busy in his very own lair that Shang Tsung had built for him.
�Wow, Shang Tsung is such a nice guy! Giving me this nice lair, he�s not what those terrible games make him out to be!� Moloch said out loud.
He carefully set aside his ball and chain and picked up some tweezers.
�I�m going to make more small miniature Nethership models for Shang Tsung! He can have them and do whatever he wants with them,
this is my way of saying thank you!� Moloch wiped a tear from his eye as he started making the ships.
�Curse those terrible MK producers! Making me act like a real idiot in that game!
I most certainly do NOT act like how they made me! I�m so misunderstood!� Moloch was busy making ships when Shang Tsung came in.
�And this is where I send people to be entertainment for Moloch, my little pal who lives in this lair.
Whoever said Oni don�t make wonderful pets?� Shang Tsung was busy giving a tour of his grand palace to the Outworld Picnicker Scouts.
The girls of the Outworld Picnicker Scouts were working on obtaining the �Tour Shang Tsung�s Palace� Badge.
�What is the Oni doing?� a Picnicker asked Shang Tsung.
�He is making miniature ships that are available in the resort�s gift shop for 1800 platinum coins.
As you leave my palace, the shuttle bus will take you back to the resort. Remember, these ships are official models of my Nethership.
�WOW, Scout Leader, can we work on the �Tour of Shang Tsung�s Nethership� Badge next?� the girl asked.
Moloch watched the Picnickers and Shang Tsung leave for another part of his palace.
�Ahhh, finally. I�m going to go look at Outworld Playmate.� Moloch pulled out a copy of Outworld Playmate that he bought at a magazine stand.
�Oh wow! LI MEI is the CENTER FOLD!!!!!!!!� Moloch was running around his lair all excited.
�W00T!!! j00 are sooooooo hot!� he yelled.
Shang Tsung unwittingly chose to enter the room at that unfortunate moment.
The Picnickers were gone and it seemed a good time to check up on Moloch.
�What is going on here?�
�OH hello there, Shang Tsung. I�m getting ready to masturbate. Li Mei is this month�s centerfold!�
�That�s disturbing. Didn�t I tell you to keep your nasty hobbies to yourself on your own time? Anyway, why did you buy that junk?
Why Li Mei? She�s a trashy slut. Surely you can get better than that.�
�But�..I�ll never get to lose my virginity if I�m too picky!� Moloch cried.
�There, there my Oni! Life isn�t over; there is HOPE for you, my friend!!!!� Raiden teleported into the lair.
�What are you doing here Raiden?� Moloch asked him.
Raiden held out a box of donuts.
�You can lose your virginity to a pastry! I did, and now you can too!!!!!� Raiden told him proudly.
�W00T! This will feel better than that time I shoved my ball and chain up my rectum!� Moloch cheered.
�I�am just going to leave now��.just don�t think, just don�t think�� Shang Tsung muttered.
He could feel a giant sweatdrop form over his head.
�Darn that sweatdrop! It�s messing up my hair!� he tossed the sweatdrop aside.
As Shang Tsung left the last thing he could hear was Moloch saying:
�W00T FOR PASTRIES!!!!!!...hey, my magazine�s wet��
The End
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