| March 16th 2005 - 10.28pm **EXCLUSIVE*** INTERVIEW WITH SHANE MCTEASE!!!!!!! Shane in 60 seconds: Favourites: Food: Spaghetti Movie: Napoleon Dynamite Song: Bat out of Hell Game: Rug...i mean Marco, of course. variety of glue: Pritt Stick Form of politeness: Beating with a sausage-like penis Person: Shelly McTease Q: Shane, are you afraid that you might lose your title to a certain Carlos Eduardo Gonzalez Gonzalez Gonzalez Da Silva? A: No, but I am aware of the fact he could be a potential threat. Although i do not believe at his age he can truly obtain Marco on the Soul. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- March 15th 2005 - 7.00pm In the run up to the World Championship, after growing speculation amongst marco enthusiasts, there are now reports from South America that the 23 year-old Brazilian Marco prodigy, Carlos Eduardo Gonzales Gonzales Gonzales Da Silva, son of Rico Enchillada Gonzales Gonzales Gonzales Da Silva, may have what it takes to be the first man to defeat Shane McTease. His father Rico, now retired, having come up against Shane Mctease in the Marco Final a record 4 times, many have high hoped for this youngster. In an interview he stated that he had trained to have Marco on the mind and the body to the same standard as Shane McTease and after several months meditation he claims that, by the world championship, he will have Marco on the soul to perhaps rival Shane McTease. |
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