
The Wrestling Adventure
Part II
The scene opens as the camera is directly looking at a Starbucks cafe in Cleveland, Ohio. As the camera moves into the cafe itself, a man walks into the restaurant, and we recognize him as The Hollywood Icon and the Wrestling Legend, 'The Outlaw' Nicky Mills. He is wearing a clean grey suit as he walks to the till, pushing past other customers who are waiting. A business type person takes offence to this and voices his frustration at the TnT wrestler.
Excuse me, sir.
Mills turns around to the man with a disgusted look on his face, as he stares at the business man.
You got a problem, pal?
I do, actually. Wait in line like the rest of us.
How about you fucking cram is, asshole, before I stick my fist in your face, comprende motherfucker?
Well, I say, sir. There's no need to be rude.
I aint in the mood to be polite. I'm in a hurry, a meeting, actually.
We have to work too, you know. Say, your face looks familiar.
Really? Whoop de do. I hope you get it right before I leave.
Nicky turns away from the business man and walks to the till, where a blonde haired woman, a beautiful figure and ocean blue eyes, looks at 'The Outlaw' and covers her mouth in shock.
Oh my god! Aren't you that wrestler off the television?
For your information, yes.
My little brother is a giant fan of yours. Says your the reason why he watches it every week.
I didn't know I had fans. People just seem to hate me these days.
Listen, could I have your autograph? My brother would be real pleased.
Sure, but could I get a Breakfast Bap and a cappuccino please?
No problem, sir. That will be $4.60 please.
The Hollywood Icon and the Wrestling Legend hands over a ten dollar bill, and she gives him his change. She hands him a piece of paper as Nicky begins to sign the paper and hands it over to her. Taking the glass of cappuccino and the breakfast bap, he walks towards the back to two large brown leather sofa's and a large table, and sits down. But he is interrupted by a man who approaches him.
Well bitch, I guess I caught you here.
The figure is seen to be TnT legend Sean Segrada, who is wearing normal street clothes. Nicky looks up and has a large smile on his face as he greets his former partner with a giant hug.
Man, how you been? It's been so fucking long since I whooped your ass inside that ring.
Ah well, it just so happens that I won that match.
So where the hell have you been?
Well, ever since I quit wrestling, I've been here and there. I got sick of TnT though, seeing that fuck Rollin Thunder walk around with the World title. I cant believe I lost to him. It's humiliating!
Tell me about it. I lost to him because of that little slut, Erica. It's so disgusting to see him as Vice President.
Is that some sort of joke?
No, Jonny Fly appointed him Vice President because Marcel is out of town, and Jonny's running things at the moment.
Segrada's face turns into one of pure disgust, as he shakes his head and Mills begins to laugh at this.
Have things fucked up that bad?
Well, he always has it in his head that he beat the great and powerful Sean Segrada. But you had lost your way, and even some dim-witted piece of shit like himself could beat you.
I know. By the time he got around to facing me, I just wanted out of the business.
It's a damn shame though, man. I faced you in your absolute prime, and we were a force to be reckoned with. Rollin Thunder's claim to fame is the fact he beat up a washed up Segrada, and it disgusts me when he talks about that.
Things have certainly changed. So your on your way, man, regarding that Jeremy Cundiff situation. That little punk never did know his way around.
Both men laugh at this, as Mills takes a bite out of his breakfast bap, and then takes a large sip of his cappuccino, and begins to speak to Segrada again.
But man, I have so much at the moment. I bought myself a mansion in Tennessee., and I got a double match this Sunday.
I heard, man. That Texas fuck and the World chumpion. That place has seriously gone to hell since I left.
What makes it worse is that I'm the only credible wrestler in that company, and instead, they put that ghetto motherfuck, who's just a UwA reject, in the main event. But he has a point. that Rollin Thunder is a complete moron when it comes to the UwA.
What the hell do you expect?
Look at my matches this Sunday. I have the opening match against a rookie who's a dirty disgusting Texan and seems to believe he's a legend. Did you see that guy trying to play my Hollywood career down? Ugh, it was laughable. The guy plays himself up as a former world champion from a company I've never heared of. And the guy thinks he can beat me! He hasn't got a chance. And my next opponent is the next disgraceful champion to appear alongside Rollin Thunder, as he is a bald headed thick bastard who's whole image is about being a tough man and being a schizophrenic.
You can beat the crap out of the both of them. But it's a shame how TnT has changed from when Revolution was around. I mean, we dominated the company, and then you left. And then I lost my passion for the business. Now you get these bottom rate fucks trying to live up that 'tough man' image, and calling themselves legends just to get attention.
Would you ever come back? I mean, once I'm through with Cundiff, me and you can shake up that company like never before. The return of Revolution, baby!
Sorry man. As much as I'd love to, I've lost any love for this business. Quite frankly, it's a load of shit.
Not any more. This is only the beginning of the Nicky Mills era. Sunday night will be the night I win two matches in one night. Krisis is a joke, and this wannabe legend is laughable. There's nobody better than me right now, and I will prove it when I destroy a rookie, and when I take apart our world champion, and throw him to the lions at July Jamboree. That bald headed goof is going to get what is coming to him. If you ever need some comedy, put on a Krisis promo and you got it.
I always found Big Boss's promo's funny.
Truth! Seek the truth! NAAAH! Seeee!
The two former tag team partners share a laugh at this impression of Big Boss. Mills finishes off his Breakfast bap, and swallows it down with the rest of his cappuccino.
I find it funny that I ask for a match with a credible wrestler, and they give me a match with a joke of a champion. Anyway, I've said enough about that schitzo. What are you doing here anyway?
Checking the fucking sights. What do you think?
In Ohio?! Your kidding me, right? What kind of moron wants to go to Ohio?
Excuse me sir, but I find that comment to be offensive.
The business man from earlier has come to the table of the two wrestlers. He glares both men up and down before Sean gives him a glance, and turns to Mills.
Check out the American mothefucker! Maybe we'll do what we did to Rollin Thunder on this bitch.
I always get into legal trouble these days. First, it was the arson of the EFW Arena, but it's not as if it was an important place. And then it was the allegations of rape on Andrea.
Excuse me? Did you say rape?
What if he did? You going to do something about it?
The man's face falls as people are now turning to stare at the businessman's question, and people suddenly realise that there is going to be trouble, as the businessman is stumbling over his words now, and is looking rather flushed.
I thought a minute ago you were going to do something about the allegations of the rape. But you know who I am, and you know I wouldn't do something like that. I'm a Hollywood superstar, so why would I do something like that?
And you definatly fucking know who I am, asshole. Get the fuck out of here before you piss me off any further!
The business man turns and walks out of the Starbucks cafe in an instant, as people slowly turn back to their conversations, and Mills begins to laugh at what he just witnessed, but his laughter is interrupted by a phone call, as he begins to listen in.
What the fuck did he say?
A long pause follows before Mills speaks up again in an angry manner.
Message to TnT roster? What now, he got a blowjob over Jimmy Vetalo and wants everybody to know about it?
Mills listens in for a while longer before he switches off his phone and turns to Segrada.
What's the matter, man?
Rollin left a message on my hotel voicemail to say that he has a message for everybody on the roster and he's going to address it at Mayhem.
And why does that concern you?
He's Vice President now, that means that he can make stupid decisions as long as Jonny is okay with them.
Well, I got to head out anyway. See you round sometime, man. Dont forget to pound that little Cundiff bitch into the ground.
'The Outlaw' Nicky Mills hugs Sean Segrada as Sean taps him on the shoulder as he begins to walk out of the cafe, as the camera slowly begins to fade to black.