The Interview

Just a few days ago, the conspiracy was exposed. The one conspiracy that we all thought would mean the demise and the exposure of 'The Outlaw' Nicky Mills, branded by some the most greatest technical wrestler and charismatic man to step in the ring.

You don't need titles to accomplish a career. Guys like Jonny Fly do this, and what do you know? Their heads become so filled with helium they will soon explode, and will leave nothing but damaged goods behind. Take a man like Rage, one of the worst wrestlers to ever step inside the ring.

Now consider this, if someone as stupid and idiotic such as Rage can hold the UwA World championship, then that means that someone as Markus Jayson could do also. So why is someone such as Jonny 'Drama Queen' Fly bragging about being so called '3 time TnT World champion' when all it really is happens to be Marcel thinking to himself that Jonny is the way to go for the company.

He has never done anything except brag about his gold, and the fact that he thinks that everyone is below him, but a shame that a man is actually way better than The Kid Wonder'. That man is 'The Outlaw' Nicky Mills, a man who knows the business from top to bottom, and knows everything about wrestling. He is one of the only men in the business to know most styles of professional wrestling, and has wrestled some of the true greats, such as Ric Flair, Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit, Shawn Michaels, and the legendary Bret Hart. Even that is not all on the list of the greatest technical wrestler to grace the sport.

But now the final chapter of 'The Outlaw' will be unleashed, as his return shall shock many wrestlers, and even make other men cower in fear. The one question however, remains: Which company shall he sign to?

The scene opens at UwA Rampage in the midst's of Denver, Colorado. It seems to be the aftermaths of the electrifying show, as we get a close up of John Manning and Trent Hoffman are seen at the announcers table, where UwA has just witnessed the main event which was between X Kalibur and Doctor Placebo.

John Manning: Wow! What a night we have just witnessed!

Trent Hoffman: The countdown to International Disaster begins, John.

As the two commentators move to other issues, 'Eviction Article' plays over the sound system, as the audience are surprised and yet angered by this interruption. The smoke fills the entrance system as a video of Nicky Mills's Wrestling and Hollywood career plays over the music.

'The Outlaw' Nicky Mills steps out of the back onto the entrance ramp, where he walks down the aisle wearing his biker jacket and his trademark pink sunglasses which shine from the light, as the fans at front row shout at him with loud insulting remarks, and we see many flipping fingers as he walks down the aisle with the UwA Legend championship on his shoulder, as he uses the steps to enter the ring, where Jamie Walsh stands rather bitterly with microphone in hand.

The Wrestling Legend stands in the ring as he looks at Walsh in rather a disgusted way as Jamie seems reluctant to do the interview. With a giant smile on his face, he snatches the microphone off Jamie and he raises it to his mouth, waiting for the audience's negative reaction to calm, but merely cuts them off as he looks directly at the reluctant and unwilling interviewer Jamie Walsh.

Jamie, don't blame me for your nasty deeds. We all know that you perform sex acts for your own boss to stay in a job, so don't even try to tell me that I am wrong. Even these idiots in the crowd know how much of a bad actor you are. What did you do Walsh, wait until London Webber had finally disappeared from the face of the earth? Or have you been cheating on him like you do with your one night boyfriends?

With tears swelling from her eyes, she takes a direct swipe slap at Mills, who grabs her wrist just as her hand comes in contact with his face, as he merely pushes it away, but the fans chanting make her a tad bit happier.

Fans: FUCK YOU MILLS FUCK YOU MILLS FUCK YOU MILLS FUCK YOU MILLS

Trent Hoffman: Nicky Mills is certainly hearing from the fans here!

John Manning: These idiots don't even support him, after all he is the best wrestler in this company.

Trent Hoffman: That is debatable.

With the fans loudly chanting, he doesn't hesitate to deliver his next bit of his speech as Jamie looks ready to explode with rage.

I mean, look at what you just did. You didn't like it, and so you had to resort to violence just what this company promotes all the time. Violence has swarmed your prostitute mind, and so I do not want you standing in my ring. To even hesitate to interview, YOUR UWA LEGEND CHAMPION, is an insult to this sport and to my feelings. So before I have Security remove this slut and whore from the ring, do yourself a favor and leave without being humiliated more.

Jamie Walsh doesn't blink an eyelid as she mouths obscenities at The Hollywood Icon, and leaves to many loud boo's, but because of the fact that she didn't fight back. Nicky smirks in the ring as he flips a finger at Walsh and shouts 'Bye Bye Prostitute Walsh' which gets a large boo. Without even acknowledging the fans, he continues..

To even support a whore like Jamie Walsh, is disgusting. That's why Mark Drivlaine wakes up in the mourning with a sour taste in his mouth. But that is my own boss, and he lives the American tradition of getting laid every night and dating different chicks, and if he has any dignity, he would have fired her for her disgraceful behavior. I have better things to do than to continue this nonsense argument, so let me get to the point.

International Disaster, the United Wrestling Pay Per View, Sunday 28th March 2004, this day will be a day in history as you can finally witness 'The Outlaw', 'The Hollywood Icon', 'The Wrestling Legend', ' The Technical Wonder', step back in the ring for a company. Now because of my status, I have been offered many jobs in wrestling companies.

Ring of Honor have offered a large sum of money for me to join them, but I defiantly wont be joining them as well, they employed a child pedophile, and that's what America is full of, sick perverts like Rob Feinstein. Word Wrestling Entertainment has offered me a contract, and invited me to have my very own personal skybox and to join them at the Wrestlemania aftermath party. Their Pay Per View was bland, to say the least, I've seen better at a UwA show hosted by that idiot Mike Goodman, and lets just say he wasn't the brightest crayon in the box. He lacked the intelligence to acknowledge my skills and instead let that idiot Jayson Wonder try and talk me down, but we all know what happened to him didn't we?

Yes, those idiots JT 'Rollin's Bitch' Storm and Rollin Thunder beat his ass into retirement. But you see, I saw something on that TnT show that I will never forget as long as I live, and that made me want to just quit on this business. Last week, a man I thought was loyal to me and would never do what he would do, joined the biggest losers in the business. White Thunder and Kevin Cosmos both proved themselves to be absolute idiots. Rollin Thunder? Jimmy Vetalo? Jeremy Cundiff? These men aren't a threat, they are morons trapped in a world of their own, with their girls and their money.

What they seem to forget is that 'The Outlaw' doesn't like being stabbed in the back, and when Kevin Cosmos appeared on TnT television with those delinquents, I felt like shooting myself in the frickin head, it was that horrible. Kevin, I promise you that you will regret that moment for the rest of your life. I respected you as a friend, a mentor, a man who knew the negatives of this business and the pathetic imbeciles that surrounded it. Well fuck you Kevin Cosmos, FUCK YOU! You stabbed me in the back, and stabbing me in the back is a very wrong thing to do, because I am a very powerful man. Especially when both your team-mates were wallowing in Revolution's success, you still believed that you should associate your legend name with those fools. What you have actually done is dragged your own name through the mud and disgraced yourself not only to the UwA, but to me, and I was your best friend. Now to hear that your lying in a hospital bed unconscious, well good riddance to useless trash. I hope you die while your there, so I don't have to waste my breath putting your dead beat ass down.

Trent Hoffman: What?! That's disgraceful!

John Manning: Wow, I never saw that one coming.

I remember when I beat Rollin Thunder in TnT, in the middle of that ring, he whined about me needing Cosmos to win, but he doesn't understand that I could beat him with or without him. Rollin Thunder has the characteristics of a whining man who doesn't get a kick out of life, but merely complains about it, and also the man who can destroy companies by being made World champion. TnT has never ever been the same.

And we come to the man who I thought was dead after what I did to him. I will give him credit, he is one of the toughest son of a bitches I have ever faced in my entire career, and he will not stay down! Jeremy Cundiff, you came back to wrestling, something I thought I would never see. But soon my little man, I will come back to finish the job, and the day I return to TnT will be the beginning of the demise of you. Do you remember that day, Jeremy? It was just after the four way main event where I eliminated you, and my team-mate beat that bald headed bastard Big Boss. It's embedded in my damn skull Cundiff, and it replays every time I think about it, hitting you with that shovel, putting my frustrations onto you, everytime that shovel cracked onto your skull, every bit of pain I had inside me vanished. By the time I finished with you, you were half dead, and my pain had disappeared.

It was me who ended your career, but you came back from all odds. Too bad your partner couldn't join you, but it's not all perfect in the business. Cundiff, that night will forever be played out as the night that you were never the same again. Look at you! Your pathetic, living out a living which you cant live, it'll be a matter of time before the High Rollers will be extinguished into the bottom hole of the business. Just take a look at the 'Nike' boys! Never in my life have I seen such lowliness in men, they actually believe they're living out a high life with money, women and cars. Too bad they will never reach my status, a living fucking legend, and one of the greatest wrestlers in the wrestling industry. You just happen to forget the simple statement that you and your crew will never last, and that your about to be destroyed by....The Titans.

Oh what a name! It strikes fear in everyone's hearts! Lyricz? One statement. Ghetto Bitch! Trying to play the rough ghetto nigga from New York doesn't work anymore, it just makes you look like a complete idiot. Ask your fellow bitches such as Big Mo Morelez, Angel Morelez, X Kalibur, Freedom Morelez and the almighty Drago! You are nothing but a copier, copying the gimmick that everyone can play and then actually convincing yourself your a wrestler and that your good. Don't make me laugh, I see guys like you who try to accomplish that, and it just falls flat. Alex Draconis and...wait, Trouble Shooter? Oh god! What has this business become, filling with the worst names in professional wrestling? The only trouble he'll be shooting is with gay men in a strip club, and when his ass is busted!!

Fans: BOOOOOO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

I don't see anyone in TnT that strikes fear into me, but there is a man that I have the respect for, and he is Sean Segrada. Now me and him go back to TnT, and even though we didn't leave on good terms, I have all the respect for him in the world, and our match still remains as the greatest TnT has ever witnessed, none of this Jonny Fly fake crap.

Let us move onto the United Wrestling Alliance, where the Legend Killers reign supreme on all that surround them. I'll tell you this, I can confirm I got an offer from Donnie Dawson asking me to join their group, but I aint giving anyone an answer until UwA International Disaster, where you will hear from me which company I return to, and whichever company that may be, I will raise all hell on thou brand, and the professional wrestling organization will gawp at my beautiful talents! 

I mean, we then come to Jonny Fly, the man who has trashed me and trashed me and I have sat back and taken it. Now he's run away like a coward when he hears that 'The Outlaw' Nicky Mills returns to the wrestling profession. He realizes many things, that I will always be three steps ahead of him and always better than him in ever way. He couldn't take being shown up, so he took the easy way out and retired! Your nothing but a fucking coward! I've seen your little babbles in trying to rule TnT, trying to yack about being the best, but you just haven't met me yet. Oh no, you trash me and call me names like the American pussy that you are, but yet when you hear that I am returning to any company, you decide to get out when it suits you. Well go ahead Jonny, enjoy the high life while you can, but nobody remembers you.

Nobody will want to remember you, they will remember the one name that is the true Hollywood Superstar, and the true Wrestling Fananza, and his name just happens to be Nicky Mills! You watch my movie 'Passionate Robbery' sell out the box offices, then you come and tell me that I suck and that I'm just a copy of you, and we'll see who is the bigger idiot, but we already the answer to that question, don't we? The way I see it, TnT, WWE, NWA TNA, they're all awaiting my answer, and I'll give it to them very soon.

But which-ever way I step, I will accomplish my goals. And my return will be remembered as the day the wrestling industry changed for the better! Be prepared world, for the return of the Hollywood Icon, The Wrestling Legend, The Technical Wonder, and the man you all admire and are jealous of...NICKY MILLS!

With that last statement, he throws the microphone down as he exits the ring to loud boo's and chants of 'FUCK YOU MILLS' spread around the jam-packed arena. He is handed his UwA Legend championship, as he raises this in the air and walks to the back, as the show fades to black.