The path to success!

So who can boast that they starred in a film with Arnold Schwarzenegger? Nobody, and who can boast that this person is almost the biggest paid star in the wrestling business, and being named by EMPIRE magazine as "an icon in wrestling and movies"? Nowone, not even Jonny Fly himself. There is one man who can claim all of this, and starring in big movies, and that is "The Outlaw" Nicky Mills.

But Nicky likes no TnT superstar, they are all targets. At the July PPV, there will be a Royal Rumble to determine the World champion. Every star will have the opportunity to take the World title, but there is one successor who wants his chance, and that is Nicky Mills. Big Boss, Sean Segrada, Jeremy Cundiff, all of these men cannot boast that their fame has hit the roof, and voted on the TnT official website as the most likeliest person to win the World title at the Rumble. But he will have to go through many, including Rollin Thunder. Not only that, but "The Outlaw" is also to face Jeremy Cundiff in a special DeathTrap match, the first ever in wrestling history. The first fall will be a normal Hardcore match, where the second and third fall are unknown, but this has rumoured to involve dangerous weapons, and all for the Hardcore title.

The scene opens in the MGM Hotel in Las Vegas, as the camera zooms into the business of Vegas, with the ringing of machines and the winners screaming with joy. The camera pans around the area, watching the fake happy smiles of the Casino staff, wishing they were having the time of their lives, the bright lights of the machines, and the well placed laughing of people speaking, drinking, eating and other things. A young well mannered butler walks from the kitchen into a room entitled "V.I.P", pushing a cart filled with drinks and food of all kinds, as he slowly opens the room, and there lies "The Outlaw" Nicky Mills, watching the latest news, as he smirks at the yet again news that they are close to capturing Saddam Hussein.

Here's your order, sir.

Cheers, pal. Here's something for your miserable days, a fifty dollar bill for your trouble.

The man does a little bow before saying his thanks, and leaving the room hurringly as we hear the man's name cried throughout the hallways. "The Outlaw" takes a small sip out of his white wine, and turns to look at the camera. An un-nervous look startles the camera, which sends a laugh from Mills, who mutes his television, and looking at the camera eye to eye, speaks in a cunning sort of way.

How pathetic, the seedy American pigs talking about Saddam's near-capture again. Have they no sense? It doesn't take a rocket scientist to realise the media are masturbating to this news, that they think they can pleasure themselves and the people with this news of Hussein. The Government pigs are nowhere near sorting Terrorism out, because they have to feed their top man, George W Bush. It's a dark world out there, but the people are filled with American culture. Yes, how the good ol' U.S of A is the best and all that. They are the most pathetic creatures on this earth, yet I have to wrestle, fight, talk to, and be friends with them. There are some very good Americans, which are not brainwashed by bullshit from the Government, and others which sit on their fat asses eating corn dogs and laughing at Tom Green. Seriously, does anyone find this pathetic moose humping sick bastard funny? He's as funny as 9/11, and that was serious.

But onto TnT, the company which offers the best of the superstars. Oh no, exceptions from Cundiff and Rollin. The two Dynasty rejects who nobody cares about, and that Thunder finally got what was coming to him. I was laughing my ass off in the back when I saw Rollin's tear stained face after he realised Erica had 'screwed' him over, no pun intended. That puppy dog look which he does every time someone talks trash about him or speaks the truth, and he's thinking "Oh god, I got to stop being a drama queen and be a man for a change." And then Banger finally doing something smart and nailing that pop-queen like fool. THANK YOU BANGER! He did something which I couldnt do, because Fly had him all to himself. Oh, how you make me laugh, Rollin. Your days of kissing ass are over, welcome to the real world of wrestling. There are no friends, and you cant trust anyone anymore. Your on your own in TnT, and you have to win on your own.

But anyways, more things on my mind than that. I've been asked so many questions about what I am doing, and who I like, and dislike. There is one in particular I must answer, because it's pissing me off hearing so many annoying Americans speak the same question. 'Am I allied with Big Boss?' The answer is no, for now. But I do respect the man, and I do respect Alexis Walker. Why? Let me tell you why, at least these two can keep a straight face when doing their jobs, and for all you dimwits who don't know what this means, let me spell it out for you, at least they take it seriously instead of people like Cundiff, who prances around the ring and has no guts to accept my challenge, and guess what? The little fairy went to UwA, the shit town, and told everybody I jobbed to get a title shot. HA HA HA HA HA, that's funnier than a Kevin Cosmos promo, and that's saying something. Cundiff, you think that your brother protecting you will do anything for me? I don't think so, because very soon I'm coming for you, and you will piss your pants faster than Vince realising the XFL was a big failure. Jeremy, very soon, you will be picking your merchandise out from a scrap-yard, and working in McDonalds with Gavin giving you head to relieve the stress.

But apart from that whole 'respect' thing, I trust nowone in the wrestling business. It was a big mistake to place my career in the hands of Drivlaine, but to instead come to TnT and finally show these clowns how wrestling is done. Then what annoys me is to see that annoying gangster-man, also known as Sean Segrada, come back and demand a place in the rumble, otherwise they will be 'silenced'. What you going to do Sean, pop a cap in my ass? Or make me sleep with the fishes? How about getting Robert Deniro to do the 'you fuck my wife?' in the gangster voice, and then say you will do the same? Sean, you were never somebody in the first place. And you happened to be with Lo Lander, one of the sorriest excuses of a man ever to step foot in the business? My god, you must have been desperate back then. But you came back and did the Triple H routine, and then we all expect to see you win the rumble and the World title? WRONG! Unlike WWE, this isn't a drama world. This is where anything can happen, and that will be seeing your ass going over that rope and watching you cry like you never cried before. Sorry son, no gangster wannabe's in TnT. But with Digger booking me in meaningless matches with jobbers, it's time I let everybody know I will be the Hardcore-World champion by the end of it all, the first time it has ever happened. But maybe I'm wrong, and someone can take my goal away, but I'd like to see that happen.

But the Dynasty have certainly had a bad week, I mean, look at Damage. He had the bejesus kicked out of him in his first match, but I thought he was a man of wins. I must have been wrong, but we are talking about Jeff Van Damage here, a man who lost to the most annoying weasel in the business, Gorgon. But what made me laugh was that Rollin could drag a good performance out of himself for once, but it still looked retarded, looking like he was being dangled like a puppet. But wait, I forgot something, Rollin Thunder IS a puppet, to be played with by Digger and Fly. I wish I could stop laughing, but I cant. Fly made Rollin beg for it, and he did. Maybe Fly and me will finally face each other, legend versus legend, face to face, man to man, but Jonny couldn't handle the pressure of being the champ, and getting Gravedigger to secure the Vice President job. Jonny, do everybody a favour and fire Cundiff, Rollin and that bald fool, Digger, so we don't have to see any more shambles from these three men. Wait, you wont have to, I'll have Cundiff not walking again by the end of the PPV, Rollin will be fighting for a job as soon as everyone see's how he wrestles like, a monkey. Andyou can get rid of Digger yourself, because it will save someone from making Blading Skumbucket scream like he's having a seizure.

TnT, prepare for the beginning of a war which shall change the history forever.

Nicky laughs at that remark, and nods to the camera, shooing them away as we see a sadistic smile escape his lips, as the scene fades to black.