Tag Titles?

I came into this business for one reason, and one reason only, and that was for the money. That's what everyone does it for, the big payments, the large amounts of cheques, the amount of dollar bills you have in your wallet. We do this not for the sake of anyone, but for the notes that we hold each and every day in our lives. There is no truth to the 'entertaining the fans' excuse, only that is another advantage to being a popular wrestler in the United States and across the world.

Do we wrestle for the sake of the entertainment? I would like to believe so, but we do not. We do this for money, and money only. What's more beautiful, the fans cheering your name, or the fact that you're a highly paid superstar, that you can enjoy the expensive suites and the fancy cars, and that at the end of the day, you can still have that over and over again? The bullshit that surrounds the typical wrestler, this poor pathetic excuse of "I wrestle for the fans sakes, they chant my name and that is my motivation." What type of moron would believe something like that? People like that never get far in this business, but someone like myself? I have succeeded, and that's all that matters.

'The Outlaw' Nicky Mills in an exclusive interview with UwA Magazine.

The scene opens in the famous Toronto arena known as the SkyDome, as we see a front eye view of the arena where UwA November Reign 2003 was last held, the arena where 'The Outlaw' Nicky Mills and Michael Edwards first confronted each other, the first arena where Rubeus Dahrkov shocked the entire world and beat The Hollywood Icon and the Wrestling Legend thanks to interference by 'The Golden Boy'.

We enter the ring where two wrestlers are fighting in a United Wrestling Alliance House Show, as John Manning and Trent Hoffman are commentating on the action, as they discuss current events in the UwA, such as the upcoming Rampage show which will have the Tag team match that 'The Outlaw' Nicky Mills, The Hollywood Icon and the Wrestling Legend will be wrestling in a tag team match against 10 Minute Major and Doc Placebo.

As the two men are still fighting, 'Eviction Article' booms out of the speakers, as fans rise to their feet and give a mixed reaction, some loud cheers and others loud and many boos, as he is wearing his wrestling attire and carrying his United Wrestling Alliance Legend championship.

Both men in the ring are staring at 'The Outlaw' as he walks up the steel steps, as fans start attempting to throw trash at The Wrestling Legend and the Hollywood Icon. As the UwA and TnT veteran steps into the ring, both men attempt to get some retribution for interrupting their match, Nicky goes into attack, flooring both men with lefts and rights, as he grabs one of the men and hits him with his finisher, the Rebirth (Brainbuster DDT), as the other man realizes he doesn't stand a chance against the wrestling traditionalist, and bolts it out of the ring and up the aisle, as the majority of the fans are now booing heavily and throwing anything not nailed down, as he is given a microphone by the ring announcer, and raising it to his mouth, he begins to speak.

Now I know many of you wonder where I have been all week, since I have a hectic schedule, trying to destroy TnT for the good of the UwA, and having problems cutting a damn promo for the United Wrestling Alliance. But that doesn't matter, because 'The Outlaw' is always the motherfucking man, and he gets the job done, just like he will against Ace, and just like he will against Doc Placebo and 10 Minute Major.

I wonder how the hell I get put into the opening match in a HOUSE SHOW?! It's disgraceful, but Drivlaine was insistent on me testing the up and comer to see whether he could back up his words, Ace, you think beating fools like DuVall and Seward automatically ranks you to beat the greatest man to step inside the ring? I don't think so kid, you must be mistaken. To steal a quote off the Ghetto Bitch X Kalibur, "Nigga please, lets be serious." You don't stand a goddamn chance, and you never have. Joe Seward, I've beaten and humiliated in my debut match, when I was still a rookie, and DuVall? He isn't even around anymore. So Ace, any more trash talk? No? I didnt think so. Go ahead and try, you wont get very far. You will fall flat on your face just like the others have on trying to prove their something special.

Moving on to the tag title match. Everyone's asking why I am teaming with X Kalibur, even though he is a Legend Killer, and I hate Legend Killers with a passion. Mark Drivlaine forced me into this match, and X-Kal thinks he can take both men by himself. It's not going to happen, because I have an ass kicking here for Doc Placebo, who seems to mark me a 'traitor'. I've been a traitor ever since I became 'The Outlaw'. I was the TnT traitor when I turned on them, I was the UwA traitor when I joined TnT, I was the American traitor when I turned my back on the country, and now I'm a Kovenant traitor? The Kovenant is nothing but a pile of shit. That stable has lived past it's sell by date ever since Judas tried to resurrect it. It's not going to work Doc, and that's all you've said this week, 'Nicky Mills is a traitor to the Kovenant.' Oh please, you think your measly insults hurt my feelings, Doc? Nah, they only make me more determined to lock in that Legends Pain, and to hear you cry like a little baby, because that is your future coming up tomorrow night.

And now I have 10 Minute Major, AKA 1 Second Wonder, before he makes a total fucking ass of himself. Now he just happens to come from this god forsaken country, where everyone seems to kiss America's ass and follow orders from George W Bush, who's got the intelligence of Freedom Morelez. Major, first of all let me correct you on a little something, I did not "have my ass handed to me" by Rubeus Dahrkov. It will never ever happen. The fact of the matter is that Rubeus got help from Michael Edwards, and it will always be this. Dahrkov would have tapped out, but it was thanks to The Golden Boy that I lost. Major, you never learn, I beat your ass with that ladder at the PPV. and you're still talking out of your ass. Knock me out? If you even attempt that, I will sue you for every little measly penny you have, and leave your slut of a wife and that kid on the streets. 

You want that? Then do yourself a favor and play by the rules. You have the audacity to say that you would 'knock me out'? Even if you tried it, I am a skilled wrestling technician, and you would end up screaming like a girl when I lock that Legends Pain in, hearing you cry for mercy at my hands. Maybe it's the fact that your Canadian and that you have a small brain, therefore it lowers your intelligence. And then you said that your a popular wrestler. Says who, the fans? Mikey Hell? Your best buddy Rubeus Dahrkov? Spare me the trash talk about that, you don't know who you're dealing with here. I have a Legend versus Legend match with Nic Totopolous, and you think that I'm going to try and beat you? I dont have to try to beat you, all I have to do is wrestle you to the mat, and you'll be having second thoughts. And when I take out Doc Placebo, you'll be withdrawing every word of your little rant when 'The Outlaw' finally makes you admit you're nothing but an ass kisser.

X Kalibur, let me ask you a question, does shouting out 'I AM THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER' make you a number one contender? My god, and you're meant to be the Wrestling Legend's partner as well. You don't realize that I have already claimed the number one contender spot, and that if you want it, your going to have to fight for it. You may be my partner X Kalibur, but we both know that I am the better out of us both, and that I will be defeating 10 Minute Major and Doc Placebo by myself, without your help. Don't forget I still hate Legend Killers, that me declaring war was not for nothing. Just because your Johnny Ringo has run away and made some pathetic excuse to not face me, if you even try pissing me off in this match, I wont pull my punches and you'll certainly feel every one.

I'm not going to guarantee that I will win the tag titles, because I have a much better match in TnT I must prepare for, and the match with Ace will be a walk in the park. I can guarantee one thing, the Hollywood Icon, the Wrestling Legend, 'The Outlaw' Nicky Mills, will make an impact.

Nicky drops the microphone to a mixed reaction, walking out of the ring as the scene fades to a complete black.