The Road to The World

Part I

Some people call me a cold hearted bastard.

But what is so cold hearted about being right?

People call me vicious and uncaring.

Am I vicious and uncaring in trying to persuade Americans that their way of life is bullshit?

People call me a sick fuck.

But what's sick about using cold hard justice to put people right?

The bomb at the Skydome was just the beginning. Americans are panicking like they did with 9/11, as they are now with the recent killing of four security guards at the Jacobs Field and the Gund Arena. I fucked up as I forgot to load the sniper with bullets, and the noise triggered a loud noise which the guards heard and attempted to come after me.

But something stopped them dead in their tracks, like a man realising his worst nightmare was true, as a police cruiser pulled up, and the men stared in fear, as if they were in shock. They were no more in less than a second as they were riddled with bullets, and then the driver sped off, and I escaped from the hotel I had hired under a fake name.

Jake LeMotta. The same name used by Robert Deniro in Raging Bull.

And they were as stupid to believe I was that very person, that I was not a wrestler in TnT, but a man who existed only in film. That is why this country is going to hell, as people become dumber and dumber each day of their lives. I am a national terrorist, and nobody even knows. While people are talking about the Russian school siege, and the bus bomb that went off in Toronto, Canada, I still live and nobody even suspects me as the terrorist that has killed over forty people in the bus bomb.

You see, unpredictability is something special. People in Canada believed they were safe as they went about their daily business, and tourists were in a bus from the airport to the Skydome without a car in the world, believing they were safe. And then their lives disappeared in one explosion.

No goodbye's. No sorrow. As if they didn't see that they would die, they disappeared in  an explosion. A few people walking to the exit of the bus survived, but were on fire and running around like a headless chicken with no chance for survival. Nobody survived on the bus, but people queuing for the bus just managed to live uninjured , but witness the terrorist attack that is being blamed on Al Quida.

Who would have thought it? I should be on the FBI's Top Ten Most Wanted Criminals list at number one as I am the reason that Americans are panicking. Canadians are shitting in their pants, and security has tightened on the area around the Gund Arena and the Jacobs Field, where another edition of TnT Mayhem will air from the Gund Arena in Cleveland, Ohio. Only this time, the main event is more explosive and more important.

Reed Harrington versus Jimmy Vetalo versus Nicky Mills. The rematch of the Eurasian championship match. It sounds magical as I will not only be fighting for a shot at the World championship, but a shot at the typical cocky American champion. That main event which the entire world had to witness was worse than anything I had to endure. The only moment which had people cheering was when the match was broken up by a man in a mask, who tore apart Vetalo and Thunder like they were pieces of meat being ripped apart by lions. That is how weak and worthless they are.

Now Thunder is running around acting pissed off, but I think he should be grateful. People were tuning out when they had to witness Thunder and his boyfriend 'attempt' to wrestle each other, and they still kissed and made up during the match. How pathetic can you get? That shit wasn't worthy of a main event. What was, on the other hand, was the beating I gave that loser Sean Boyle. So what if I cheated? I beat him fair and square him last time. He has something to cry about now.

And it just so happens that this show will be also a dedication, even though it is a day later than September 11th  due to scheduling, will be a tribute to the fools who perished in the two towers. What a joke! Those people were stupid enough to die because they didn't get out in time and the building was collapsing. Nobody special died in those attacks, so why should we all suddenly remember them three years on? People should move onto living their measly lives, and instead they remember a day which is now three years ago.

But I have to focus on my match, which people are speculating the winner. Last time, it was that wannabe superstar Reed Harrington who won the Eurasian championship. But this time, it will be the man you hate, but the man you know will win this one, and his name is 'The Outlaw' Nicky Mills. It is my time to dominate wrestling, and my time to finally take the World championship.

Two Patriot Americans and a Terrorist.

The World versus Nicky Mills. It is all the same, except that there will only be one left standing, out of all the battles, of all the wars, the blood, the sweat, I shall be standing in the battlefield with victory on my shoulders.

Just hours after the Mayhem show that has taken place in the Cleveland Arena, the camera is overlooking the Hyatt Regency in a first person view. Then we enter the hotel suite, as we see coverage of the Cleveland Killings which saw four security guards murdered by a mystery killer who was driving a police cruiser. Watching this is Nicky Mills, who is wearing normal street clothes, and a new tee shirt with Nicky Mills on it and on top of the picture is 'The Hollywood Icon.' Under that is 'The Wrestling Legend', and under that is 'The Technical Wonder'. He then see's the camera and lets a small smirk escape his mouth as he turns his shirt around and it reads 'The Outlaw' Nicky Mills.'

Normally, I wouldn't wear my own merchandise. But most of these jackasses do, and it does sell tee shirts. Guess I could help sell TnT's merchandising, after all, I'm in the main event for the number one contendership.

Nicky then begins switching through television stations, and stops as he watches another news coverage of the Cleveland Killings, as news is reported that security has been tightened on the area where the Gund Arena and the Jacobs Field are. Mills shakes his head and turns to the TnT Wrestling channel where the latest promo's are seen, such as the Rollin Thunder one. Nicky sighs and throws the remote at the television in anger.

American television is SO BORING! Jesus christ, no wonder this country is hated. Full of absolute crap! Cant a man find something entertaining?

'The Outlaw' then laughs and turning to the camera, smiles.

I guess not. Hey, how the hell did you guys get in here?

Cole Matthews enters the camera shot and begins looking for a way to say why he is there, but Mills cuts him off.

Huh? I'm the world's most hated man here. I could be killed by some Cortez Prodigy follower.

We're here to interview you.

SILENCE! Mortal fool, you have interrupted us looking through this disgusting television. Do you want to die, little lamb?

Hey, shut up! He's a damn interviewer.

Does he not see that we do not like to be interrupted? Maybe some torture would set him straight.

We showed Boyle, we aren't going to beat up Matthews, whatever you may think.

Quan Satin Nil Uladio. Translated into English, they mean 'For we are the wolves, and we are the chickens' For you are the birds, and we are the cats. In other words, mere maggot, you are the meals and we are the eaters. No matter how much you protest and how much you beg, we will always win. A bird could never win against a cat, a wolf could never be beaten by the chicken. And this is how the TnT roster looks like.

We are the meat eaters, and they are the meat. Sunday night, we gave our first victim an experience he could never forget, when he passed out in the Legends Pain.

But that didnt happen.

Nicky shoots Cole a hateful look, and grabbing him by the throat, begins sniffing and then begins to laugh in a sick manner.

The smell of fear. Something all humans possess when threatened by something or someone. Are you suggesting we are liars?

N....no. I'm just...saying that he was knocked out by the brass knucks.

Brass knucks? Is this guy some sort of fucking comedian? Boyle passed out like Wilson did to the Legends Pain, do you not remember?

Well....he...he could have been still conscious when you put on the Legends Pain, and then fell unconcious as a result of the pain.

Correct answer, little man.

Nicky throws Cole towards the camera, and just barely misses as Cole is sent crashing to the red carpet floor. Standing up, he brushes himself off and attempts to compose himself for a second. Nicky grabs a Pepsi and begins taking large sips and then lets a large quantity of it flow down his throat, as he sets it on the coffee table and then sits and lies back on the couch, as Cole gets ahold of himself and begins to begin his interview with Mills.

Alright. Now this Sunday Mayhem edition will feature the main event being a triple threat match for the number one contendership for the World championship, the winner being the next man to face our World champion, Rollin Thunder, for the belt. This match will feature Eurasian champion Reed 'The Real Man'...

Real Man? Now what does that represent exactly? That he is a REAL MAN? That isnt good, considering all human beings in this country are American loving patriots who support George Bush and his reign of stupidness. But do go on and finish your speech.

This match will feature Eurasian champion Reed 'The Real Man' Harrington and the next opponent will be the High Roller known as 'Big' Jimmy Vetalo. And the man who I am sitting with, is the next man to feature in this match. Now, this is clearly a rematch of the Eurasian triple threat that stole the show when it was on Mayhem, even when it wasnt on the main event.

And I guess that's all thanks to 'Mr Ratings' Reed Harrington, who thinks that because that match got a high rating, it's all his doing. Just more misplaced attitude from the moron with the small brain.

Jimmy Vetalo is looking to become the champion once again. Now stepping inside this ring in this rematch, what must be going through your mind?

Thoughts of pain and destruction. Thoughts of chaos and brutal torture for our opponents who dare attempt to try and confront us. Would you like to no more, Mr Matthews? Then you shall. We made a mockery out of Sean Boyle, as he lost the match he believed he would win. I've been holed up in here but I've come alive and done things that people find questionable. But what is sick about proving a point? Just because it may be 'extreme', according to your terms. But we are only doing what we know is right. People think that our views are wrong and we are sick and evil, but really, we are just men who know the smokescreen America is seen through in everyone's eyes.

I mean, let's look at World War 2. Britain were doing fine and dandy against Germany when suddenly America stuck it's nose in our business and teamed up against Germany to annihilate them, and they took the credit for defeating them! Then look at Vietnam, and look how America ran like cowards after realising that the war was useless. Look at how America sold arms to Iran to destroy the defenceless Palestinians, and we have the Middle East war because of that. This country is famous for sticking it's nose in something that isn't their business.

Even our recent war is a joke. Because of the fact that America got involved in other people's business, they were targeted on September 11th using the Twin Towers. They proved a point as the people who died in the buildings were not even close to the number killed as a result of the U.S.A's weapons, and the United States wouldn't let it die because they were proved wrong. They just had to get revenge, so Bush decides to go and attack Afghanistan to look for Bin Laden and destroy the Taliban. Once they bombed the country to the ground, they set their sights on Iraq, where they made up intelligence that Hussein was making weapons. I mean, forty five minutes to release a nuclear bomb? Even you will admit that is preposterous!

And to make things even worse, they got involved in the war between the Hussein supporters and the Iraqi people. I mean, they just have to be involved in everything, because this country is full of attention seekers and trigger happy assholes believing that pulling a trigger is 'cool'. People don't have brains to use, you see, so they use things they have seen from movies. Then they capture Hussein, and you fools jump up and down like baboons at the sound of that. What the fuck is the point of capturing an old man? They slaughtered his sons because of past grudges.

Hey, that's not fair! Your believing that America are responsible for everything that's going wrong in this world.

WELL DONE! You figured it out, you patriot fuck. They are the reason why terrorists hate them so much, getting involved in things that aren't their business and then trying to show themselves as the dominant country. They don't use words, they use guns and violence to get what they want at the end of the day. They're seen as the joke of the world. Michael Moore gets booed for telling the truth, because everyone is 'God Bless America' and all this bullshit that they convince themselves. So you cant blame me for hating this stupid country.

Nicky Nicky! Your moving off the subject they want you to speak out about. They want to know all about our opinion on facing those ego maniacs known as Harrington and Vetalo.

I was going to get to that. Now I've done some maths, and I've realised that the only match people would want to see is 'The Outlaw' Nicky Mills versus 'The Impact Player' Rollin Thunder. Who wants to see Rollin take on Jimmy again? That was torture to watch as that attempted to wrestle each other and it ended up looking......strange. I mean, that was the most boring match I ever had to witness! And I cheered when that guy beat the crap out of them. At least the show had a happy ending. Nicky Mills versus Rollin Thunder, The Legend versus The Chump.

And who wants to see Reed Harrington versus Rollin Thunder? Anyone? Didnt think so. They both have the same egos and the same sort of charicter. Actually, so does Vetalo. They're all trash talking yanks with only one goal in mind: a championship belt. I'm sick of turning on my television and hearing 'We're the reason why TnT is still standing' What a pile of horse crap! This company stands because we put on great wrestling matches, and that main event with the High Rollers was NOT what this company has. Sean Segrada versus Nicky Mills is a fine example of a great match that this company is proud to present.

But no more. I'm not going to stand idly by and watch this company be shit on by a bunch of egotistical motherfuckers who care about their title reigns. Iron Man Death Matches are getting boring as well, especially with Thunder in it. Oh I'm sick of talking, I want some damn sleep here.

'The Outlaw' Nicky Mills lets out a loud yawn and ushers Matthews and the camera out of the suite as he walks into the bedroom and shuts the door behind him, as the scene slowly fades to black.