
Ever heard the one thing you haven't heard, Michael?
It's that someone is better than you. It's that someone has more skill, more determination, than the Golden Boy himself. Yes, it's that raw feeling of being the best in the business. That nobody can size up to you wrestling wise, that you are the KING of the wrestle castle, and nobody can dethrone you. Edwards, you will never know how that feels, because hearing your last promo made it all so clear. Trying to humiliate me in front of Canadian scum, because they are the ONLY people that listen to you, because they have brains the size of peanuts. They are fools trapped in a world of many meanings, and they are the pawns in the middle of the battle between good and evil.
Michael, what you do not understand is that 'The Outlaw' has backed up every word he has ever said. Look at the ratings Michael, of every MATCH that I have ever had. Look at the publicity that I have! You have never tasted the big time, because you don't deserve it. These pieces of shit may adore you and cherish you, but I see the truth inside of you, and you try to hide it, protect it even, you don't want them to find out the real you, a sneaky skiving son of a bitch who kissed ass for title shots, kind of like what Rage is doing right now. You are a fucking fraud, Edwards, a no good lying FRAUD! Get it? And yet you continue to believe your the true legend, the best wrestler, and you try humiliate the Outlaw? You fool, once I get a hold of you, I'll rape you of your dignity and pride by beating you to a pulp, because you'll be seeing a lot of me very soon.
And that isn't a good thing, Michael...
The scene opens to be in an arena in San Francisco, where the people inside the arena are screaming their lungs out for the event they are seeing at their very eyes. The event is called 'CWA Tuesday Night Spectacular' and already, the fans are excited at the prospect of their main event. As a tune up before the November Reign matches 'The Outlaw' has, he is competing in a no holds barred contest against the CWA World Champion, JX Killa. Before the main event however, we are asked opinions of who will win, and most people are for the world champion, as both men have a tremendous athletic record, and people are rooting for the baby face to win, instead of the more popular Nicky Mills, but for the wrong reasons, they hate him.
Backstage, we see 'The Outlaw' Nicky Mills, stretching in a nearby corner, drenched with sweat and the look of intensity, one of compassion. His thoughts are filled with concentration, knowing that his opponent is also doing the same. Kevin Cosmos, wearing a Kovenant tee shirt and black jeans. JX Killa is standing near the entrance to the ring, his manager Dave Cool tensing him up and telling him this is his big chance to prove himself. Walking through the curtain to 'Lose Yourself' by Eminem, the fans are almost going crazy, screaming cheers at their heartthrob of a champion, who steps into the ring and does a few boxing motions, telling the crowd he is truly excited and ready. Dave Cool shouts 'Outlaw, your time has come!' to the entrance way, as we then cut back to where Mills is, watching the events unfold on a nearby monitor. He kicks it over in disgust, as Cosmos smiles and nods to Nicky, who grins back, and then speaks up.
What the fuck am I doing here?
Well you need to have a warm-up match, and this guy seemingly wanted to fight you bad, he doesn't like you much.
Well, it's better than wrestling Rage. that's for sure.
Go out there and lets prove this whole company is a fad!
'The Outlaw' laughs at that idea, and slowly walks towards the curtain, where 'F*ck Off' plays over the sound system, as the fans then begin to boo and curse at the Wrestling Legend and Hollywood Icon steps through the curtain, the water pouring down his vest as Kevin joins him, and the two slowly walk down the ramp, acknowledging the boo's they are receiving from the crowd, and smiling as Mills enters the ring, stretching against the ropes and locking eyes with the CWA World champion, JX Killa. The two men come face to face, and the referee rings the bell, signifying the match has begun. But as if there was a plan, Cosmos nails Dave from behind, and Mills takes something out of his pocket, and smashes it over the back of JX's head. We reveal it to be a Vodka bottle, as Mills cuts the side of the champions cheeks with the broken glass, putting in the initials 'M' on each cheek, as Nicky merely places his boot on the bloody JX Killa, as the referee counts...
1...
2...
3!!!
The fans are completely shocked at the turn of events, and it turns to heavy boo's as they have been screwed out of a main event. Nicky stares down at the unconscious body of JX Killa, and holds up the CWA championship, and puts it over his chest, signifying that he doesn't need the belt. The fans are irate as Cosmos and Mills laugh at their plan, and they slowly walk to the back, watching as fellow CWA wrestlers are helping their champion come to his senses.
Did you see that? What a cunning plan we had! You see, just before a grueling schedule at November Reign, I cant afford to use all my energy on that piece of crap, He was weak and pathetic, and 'The Outlaw' had screwed the world out of the main event! Ha, nobody could do a thing except boo and be pissed off. You see, if I go into November Reign ONE HUNDRED PERCENT of the Wrestling Legend, then Rubeus and my opponents are in tremendous trouble.
Think about it, I am a warrior and a survivor. Freedom Morelez merely proved to be all talk and no action. His comments made me sick mentally and physically. Who cares about you? Nobody wants you back! Your a cancer to the UwA, because ever since you came back, all the talk has been about 'Can he do it?' You cant Morelez, and you know it. Outmaxed? Outskilled? Out of my league? You prick, you don't even know what the fuck you have been talking about all this time. Your league is full of people like 10 Minute Major and Big Boss, full of talking losers and no action. Freedom, you have NEVER beaten me, so why do you think I'm going to fall to you now? Face it dawg, I'm the best thing in this industry, and the name Wrestling Legend suit me well, but you are just nothing, just a peon with a small brain and a giant ego. You think insulting me will make me cower when I see you, no, I'll be the man to fight you first, and I will be the man to eliminate you. If you live by the sword, you die by the Outlaw's graceful talent. Truly believe that you stand a chance, but you'll turn to yourself and say 'Nigga, I ain't da best' or does that thought never enter your brain? There's something Freedom, that you don't have, but everyone else does, and that's common sense. Something which, my ghetto bitch, even Michael Edwards has, and that's really pushing it. Say to yourself, that you are merely a lamb being led to their slaughter, along with almost every guy in this match. Say to yourself, that you have never been anything in the business except a pain in the ass, and you will NEVER come close to being Reign Master, or even World champion. Go on Freedom, your ego may be hurt, but your common sense will finally return to your puny mind, because you know when you look at me, and I look back, your going over and out, dreams crushed, ego crushed, everything destroyed in a heartbreak, and guess what? It would be all on your head, why? That you never ever thought of losing, but it happened. The last time you were in this company, you were nothing, just another ghetto bitch trying to live up to his expectations. But now what, your the same person except with 100% lip and no action. What are you trying to prove, Freedom? That your better than last time? You will never be somebody in the business, you will just be another wondering soul in the UwA, while I, the Hollywood Icon, has movies and commercials to make, and I, the Wrestling Legend, will have great legendary matches to have and amazing promo's to cut, things which you don't have.
The scene then slowly opens as the blackness is overcome by a white background, and 'Tonight With Jay Leno' scrawled in black font along with a picture of Leno himself, as we can hear an audience clapping and cheering as we finally enter the scene, with a very smart looking Jay Leno admiring his audience, as the band play some music to come back from commercial break.


Hey everybody, and welcome back from commercial, THIS IS JAY LENO!
The audience become louder as Jay is smiling from ear to ear, while shuffling some papers and then turns back to the camera.
Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we have a very special guest. Now I love wrestling to the max, it's one of those sports which doesn't involve complaining, whining, or bitching, but then we'd have to get rid of Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, and most of the wrestling roster!
The audience respond with a laugh as Jay continues.
But this man has truly done it all, and he has not even won a World title, yet his popularity is unbelievable! Recently, he starred in a film starring Robert Deniro and Al Pacino in a film entitled 'Wrestling Dreams' which was an astounding performance by my guest and both film star legends. It was on the box office charts at NUMBER ONE for three weeks before Matrix Reloaded knocked it off, but even now it is at number three, with cinemas selling out of seats to see the film. I personally, think this film is one of the best my guest has done. Also, his performances have been attracting many viewers, and the last time he was on my show, he was about to face the UwA Hall of Famer, Minds Eye! Not only did he successfully win, but he went on to TnT and had some famous matches which will have people still talking about for years to come. I am pleased to have this man on this show, ladies and gentlemen, he is the Wrestling Legend and the Hollywood Icon....HE IS THE OUTLAW...NICKY MILLS!
Jay's band start to play an instrumental melody of 'Fuck Off' as the audience turn and boo the guest, who walks out with a smirk on his face, dressed in black jeans and his pink shades, and wearing a Kovenant tee shirt as he shakes Jay's hand, and looks at the audience, who continue to boo the UwA superstar, as Leno shakes his head at the reaction.
Mills, it's great to have you on this show finally! The last time I saw you, you were about to face Minds Eye in a triple cage match.
Yeah, that was a good time. I'm honored to be here.
Nicky, there's been a lot happening with you. I mean, you won the Eurasian title and came a hair length of winning the World championship in TnT, and now your back in the United Wrestling Alliance, and already in a grueling schedule. How did that all come about?
Well I agreed with Marcel that my last match would be at October Terror if I didn't win the title, because I was already in negotiations with the UwA.
But you were under some phenomenal pressure, which lead to a career ending beating on the young and up-coming Jeremy Cundiff, which lead to your suspension. Was this all storyline?
No, that was all real. Jeremy had been in my face time and time again and it was only a matter of time before he got what he had coming to him. After that, that bald bastard had the audacity to suspend his biggest star, and now look at TnT, they are lost in the bottom ratings because of his decision.
Also, with Rollin Thunder winning the World title off Sean Segrada, how did that make you feel?
I think I almost passed out from the boredom of that match. Sean has not been the same ever since I got suspended, and as if he was a lost man in a unknown wood, he has been sitting in the same place expecting an escape route. Sean was a great champion, and me and him had the best match in TnT, but he has been a disgrace and he disappoints me. What happened to you, Sean, after everything we have ever gone through, you just turned into something you didn't want to be, an American. Rollin with the World title will only lead to one thing, absolute destruction of TnT.
Owch, that's harsh. Don't you think you should give a little credit to him?
What? Hell no, I beat him straight and single! The only reason that prick won that title was because he was in the right place at the right time, no image or 'working hard' rewards, just that thought by Marcel of 'Oh hey, now since I have lost my best superstar, Rollin shall win the World title!' and that was it. Sean wasn't going to do any better, and Big Boss with a world title is like handing a death sentence to a company. What else does TnT have? Nothing. Good luck, because that company is going straight to hell!
What was your favorite match in TnT while you were there?
Man, that's a hard one. Rollin put up a good fight in our match, which was an awesome bout. Jeremy and I put out some good shit, that ladder match being one of our best, but I think our straight technical match between Sean Segrada and I truly made TnT popular again. Our styles clicked, and even though he won, it led to one of the most unbeatable stables ever in that company.
And your worst?
When Mills has a bad match, which is VERY rare, it is always because of the other opponent. Rage, for example, is terrible at wrestling, and shouldn't be here. Our match didn't work because of his refusal to do anything except use weapons, and I won, but it was shallow because he truly made that match a sham. Whoever decided to have him win the belt should shoot themselves in the foot and kill themselves.
Now when you entered TnT, you faced Mark Vincent and you were a baby face, but it didn't work. Why?
My treatment and pain had led to a change of personality, and I am disgraced at that match I had with Mark. If I was 'The Outlaw' there and then, I would have wiped the floor with him, using him as a mop. But he took advantage of my injury, and he won the match, which is fair because in the business, you have to use your skills and smartness to win and get the advantage.
How did you get the back injury in the first place?
During my triple cage match and at the end of the second fall which was to capture the wire on the third cage, I fell off the ladder and expected for the cage to hold my weight, but it fell through and I hit a ladder on the way down, which was very painful. It took me a while to come around but eventually I managed to continue the third fall, and surprisingly I won! After the match, my back was truly in great pain and I thought my career was over. But there was no break, just a giant amount of bruising enough to hold me back.
That was a brutal match you had with Minds Eye, but it took a toll on you, but you managed to sustain the pain and win the Eurasian championship. How did that make you feel?
Even though Sean needed help to win, I captured a belt of my own, and it was truly a belt which belonged around my waist. That was a special moment which I will never forget in my career.
Now the United Wrestling Alliance is holding a Pay Per View in Toronto, Canada, which is called November Reign, even though it is now December! You have not one, but two matches to fulfill, one against an up and coming rookie known as Rubeus Dahrkov, and the other is a giant match made which has been won by Mikey Hell for two straight years. Now, you had a match earlier with the CWA which saw you outsmart the whole company and win very quickly. But in UwA, it'll be a hell of a fight for you. How do you feel about that?
Well I love that sort of thing, because it shows that UwA wants to test my desire, my will to survive, my strength and everything which I have. Too bad that booked an up and coming rookie against a Wrestling legend like myself. Rubeus thinks that this is his night, and that he will get that upset against me. Sorry Dahrkov, but this is the end of the road. He is that type of guy who will train and train and push his body to the limit, but you need the mind of an assassin to survive me. You need to know the strengths that I possess, the weaknesses, and everything else. What I'll hit you with and how you'll reverse it, but all he's thinking about is his bitch walking out on him. If he walks in this match with that in his mind, he doesn't stand a chance against 'The Outlaw. Because you see, people who have beaten me have studied me and really done their homework on me, but you have just been whining about your loss and hating Rilo because of his mind control. Come on kid, what chance will you have if your just going to cry and moan? I don't think it's even worth explaining, because when you face me, you need every brain cell, every desire, every bit of energy to get me down to the mat, or even beat me.
Then there's this November Reign Master match, which in fact, is a complete waste of time. You have every guy trying to steal the spotlight by cutting promo's and trying to impress everybody by talking about their desire and their energy, and all that shit. I actually couldn't care less, but I'm going to take a crack at it, and that's bad news for all the other guys. Guys like Freedom Morelez, who has made about seven promo's talking about his desire, wont win. You see, every guy possesses that dream and that desire are looking to win this. But I'm the big target in this match, in my ring, where I'm in a ring full of raging bulls. It's not size that's going to win you this, it's that will to survive, something that Freedom Morelez knows nothing about. He thinks that everybody is lower than him, but he is just second best compared to me. What gets him through things is Luck, and he seems to be very good at that. Freedom thinks that because nobody wants him around, he needs to get that respect back and prove he is something. But against a technical wonder like myself, an assassin who knows everything about surviving, waiting for his prey to make a mistake, he doesn't stand a chance. I mean, who would want a trash talking whining bitch loser such as Morelez as Reign Master? Nobody, because it makes a mockery out of everything UwA has left. X Kalibur is already the biggest disgrace, we don't need Freedom trying to get the spotlight and spread his image, because he doesn't have a damn thing come Reign. All he has is his mouth, which can spew about a thousand words. What you going to do Morelez, bore us to death and THEN eliminate us? Nah, because this is the United WRESTLING Alliance, not the United Trash Talk Alliance, something you seem to have a grade A at, running your mouth and proclaiming yourself as the winner. Well you idiot, guarantees are not going to get you anywhere, you have to actually DO IT!
You see Jay, Morelez has always been the weaker link, but his mouth seems to get him places. Ya Freedom, every word you say has been heard before, and your fresh out of luck for this match. It's not hate why I speak about you, it's that you seem to actually believe you have this match already won. Take a look around you Freedom, and you'll see me, my matches, and everything else 'The Outlaw' has which you don't. Maybe I'll summon it up for you, 'Anything you can do, I can do better than you!' because that statement, is truer than life itself. Take your pick Morelez, because the winner isn't going to be you, sorry to break the news. It's like dealing with a tragedy with you, when he loses we'll have a promo about how he's going for the World title anyway, and then he'll whine to Mark Drivlaine about how he should have won, and knowing that stupid fool, he'll say Yes, meaning the Reign master gets screwed out of his shot because then all of a sudden, Morelez will complain of racism, that's why he didn't win the match.
I ask you a question Freedom, what dues? What have you actually done in the UwA? It's this word, Titles. Morelez, all of your 'dues' are that you win titles. Titles are things which people have if they are the best, you won the Television title because you seem to always be on T.V, you are the United States champion because you may be good enough to represent the U.S.A, but however, you have never, in your life, been UwA World champion! But why Morelez, why? Let me answer for you, because you are not good enough. Disappointment is that one weapon which breaks people in half, and you Freedom, have just been broken. Your not good enough to represent the UwA, your not good enough to be the best, frankly your a nothing trying to prove he's something. X Kalibur may be an ape and may be about to lose his title, but at least he knows what he's saying. You, however, are just an idiot edging his way into the title picture, just like Rage did with the UwA. You think that we're all going to let you? No, your not going to get far, because it's either going to be Big Boss, or it's going to be ME throwing you out and crushing your dreams for good, something which should satisfy everyone.
Wow, I guess that will shut Morelez up. Anyway, what about Big Boss? He seems to be focused on his training program and focused on the match itself.
Oh god, don't get me started on Big Boss himself. The man is an absolute fool, using his bullshit truth to justify himself and try prove himself. Ever since he thought of his new gimmick, television has become infested with rambling of lies and deceit, with Boss now trying to act like he's the only winner around here. He is starting to become a rookie, having that mouth and that 'new-ness' to them, but I thought this guy was supposedly a veteran around wrestling. Well I thought wrong, because he has to try and compete with Morelez by guaranteeing those men will be the last men in the ring. He may be big and he may be a raging bull, but when you get angry, you'll make mistakes. He is being used to fail, and he doesn't even realize this. He'll be like a bull in a china shop, because he wont be able to move around, because he'll be out of energy and trying to push himself. Oh remember the TnT rumble, Boss? You said to everyone you were going to be World champion, and what happened to that? You just got tired and were trying to survive, but you ended up over and out, which will happen to you this very Sunday. Don't deny your tactics will be to use your size and strength to eliminate, that wont get you anywhere, and that is what will lead to his demise. He hasn't got a mind of his own, so he'll fuck up and then that'll be it. Trust me, he is that sort of person who will guarantee things, and then wont ever live up to them. Hell, he has to even resort to insulting 'The Outlaw', which is a shame because I'll be his eliminator, the man who will shatter his debut dreams of being Reign Master 2003.
You also have guys like 10 Minute Major, Jeff Van Damage, Blob, Xodus and Bodyguard in your ring.
Major resources to using his speed, and I don't know what Hetherington does, because the guy is an utter idiot to even think of being in this match. He thinks sucking up to Major will do him all good, so then he can turn on him, but what that rookie doesn't know is he can be every easily fooled enough to be eliminated by his friend. There can be no friends in this match, it's like trying to befriend a killer, you'll just end up dying. All of these guys are making these big mistakes and they don't even know it, while I can take advantage of them and be the man to go to the Inferno round.
Mikey Hell and Michael Edwards are also favorites to win. Mikey has the advantage, with him winning it twice in a row in UwA, and Edwards just making his return to the Wrestling Alliance. Does this even it out for you?
Mikey is one of the most deranged bastards in this industry. Christ, now I realize why he was Hardcore champ so many times. But at the end of the day, he wont win it again, because lightning never strikes thrice. Hell is one of those guys who needs to be hardcore to survive, he needs to hit people with chairs and put people through tables. He wont stand an utter chance this time, because frankly there are more people who will want to eliminate him due to his status of winning it twice in a row, and many people will want to take him out. Of coarse, yours truly will be eliminating left and right, dumping Boss on the outside, interrupting a Morelez rap and beating him senseless, all of it will be done by 'The Wrestling Legend' himself.
There is also another man in this match by the name of Rage, who seems to be very homophobic, as seen by his latest promo's. What are your thoughts on him?
This guy is an average American, he's stupid, and he doesn't even know what he's talking about half the time. I found his latest promo's strange and it reveals what a terrible promo cutter he is. Christ, he has to resort to homosexual jokes, and even people have limits to them. But his statements scare me, seriously I don't want to be in the same ring with the weirdo. He talks about a Cosmos split, refers to me as 'bed-time buddy' and then says that Cosmos plants his lips on me? Urgh, talk about going over the limit. Rage, has it ever occurred to you that homosexual jokes in wrestling went out a long time ago? But no, you wouldn't know, because I bet you are tugging away at yourself like a twelve year old boy fondling his first breast. Nah, you have that sick image in your mind of me and Cosmos, and your getting excited, you sick fuck! I mean, if your hinting to me that your single, then don't bother, please. Rage, if you want to be a real man, you have to date ladies, not go fantasying about men. See? This guy thinks because he won a World title in the worse possible way, that he is something in the UwA, and that he'll easily beat Cosmos and win the Reign Master match. He is going to get the worse pummeling off Cosmos you will have ever seen, and then Rage will have his chances crushed. See how an unfair world this is if you piss off 'The Outlaw'?
See as far as I'm concerned, there's not a threat in this match which will stop me winning. Freedom is just all talk and no action, along with Big Boss, who just tries too hard to be normal. Mikey's just a nut who will just end up bleeding due to punching himself, and the rest of the Kovenant are the only people maybe possibly standing a chance. However, 'The Outlaw' is the man who will win the Reign Master by using his skills to eliminate. What else can go wrong for me? Nothing, not even Michael Edwards could stop me now. Speaking of that fool, his latest promo and his latest words for me made me truly realize how sorry he is going to feel when his life is turned upside down. You think I'm all talk, Michael Edwards? We'll see at Reign, because if it turns out to be Michael Edwards versus 'The Outlaw' Nicky Mills, then you'll find how wrong you truly are, you sorry bastard. I AM THE FUTURE, I AM THE GREATEST, and you are nothing, just a guy who was something years back but now is just using his accomplishments to get himself back into the company.
Before you go, I just have one last question for you. You have another film coming up starring Brad Pitt and Samuel Jackson in 'Lost Heroes'. How will this affect your wrestling career?
I will be away from the wrestling business from the 14th of December to the 27th December to film this movie, which I guarantee, will top the box office like never before!
Well Nicky it was a pleasure talking to you, and I wish you luck at November Reign.
I don't need luck, I just need to survive!
Well ladies and gentlemen, UwA November Reign will be on Pay Per View for $36.00 and is guaranteed every penny! Well after the break, we will be speaking with Marilyn Manson speaking of his new concerts, DON'T GO AWAY FOLKS!
'The Outlaw' and Jay Leno shake hands as the show then goes to commercial, but the scene then slowly fades to black.
Now the talking has settled, and Reign is just hours away...
Who will survive and be the Reign Master of 2003? Tune in and find out, because this show is going to be one you don't want to miss!