Ladder For The Gold Part III

The scene opens inside Madison Square Gardens, the famous arena of New York City. Several technicians are setting up a ring as the seats are completely empty, camera crews are filming for a backstage look, possibly for the UwA April Resurrection DVD. 

We then go backstage to the locker rooms, as a large group of security guards are standing outside a locker room which reads 'The Outlaw Nicky Mills' along with a giant star on top of the name. The guards all look quite buffed as they stand in front of the door, but a camera-man walks up to the guards, followed by Trent Hoffman, who clears his throat and prepares to speak to the security guards.

May I speak with Nicky Mills?

For an interview?

Precisely.

He's ready for you. I have to search all of you first to make sure you're not carrying anything dangerous.

The guards then crowd round the crew and pat them up and down, but do not find anything. They nod and open the door for Trent Hoffman, as they enter the smart looking suite, where a large screen television is playing Mikey Hell's latest promo, and the figure sitting on the couch switches off the television screen, and turns around, as the camera catches The Hollywood Icon, The Wrestling Legend, 'The Outlaw' Nicky Mills, who is wearing normal street clothes, and this time, is not wearing any shades.

Ah Trent, you're interviewing me?

Well since Jamie Walsh refuses to interview you, yes.

Well thanks for coming, I was just watching that deranged bastard's promo, I really don't understand the guy.

Okay, you guys set up over there.

The camera crew nod and slowly begin to go near the door, setting up the camera's near the door as Trent nods and orders them to start on the count of three.

Three, Two, One, and ACTION!

Nicky Mills, tonight will be a very special occasion as you will face not only the most deranged hardcore psychopath in the United Wrestling Alliance, but also a Canadian wrestler by the name of 10 Minute Major, who has been around for quite some time now. What must be going through your mind as you begin to prepare for this ladder match?

Obviously, I train very hard for all my matches, having to clear all distractions and train several hours non stop, all for the fucking European championship, a belt that I have already won in my career. As you can see, I was just witnessing my opponent's promo's, and my god, I realize I don't have anything to worry about. Mikey Hell is nothing but a deranged human being who thrives on the people and big bumps to make himself look good, while 10 Minute Major thrives on trying to insult me to convince himself he does stand a chance.

Mikey Hell, the only thing you have going for you is that you're "hardcore". Fuck you, that is nothing. I told you what hardcore was, and I bet you went and cried yourself a river, because you wasted your entire life believing that you were something that everyone else wasn't. Hell, the hardcore division is NOTHING! You have wasted your entire life and your body, while I have done something with my life. Tonight, you can drink beer and have that fat lump of crap Blob accompany you to the ring, but it wont escape the inevitable, that a new European champion will be crowned, and it will be the Hollywood Icon, The Wrestling Legend, 'The Outlaw' Nicky Mills.

Your latest promo really had me convinced you needed professional help, so I booked you into the same clinic as Johnny Ringo, the Betty Ford Clinic for your alcohol obsession. Feel free to go and get your life sorted out, because as far as you're concerned as tonight goes, you can hit us with a chair and go psycho on top of that ladder, but I will beat you inside that ring, and you cant get away that fact. As far as I'm concerned, your a lamb being led to the slaughter. Your rant on the history of ladders had me in stitches you know, you should become a comedian, I mean, if that buffoon Andy Kauffman could have done it, then you could do it too. Mikey Hell, the mental nutcase comedian, you could make more money than you do in professional wrestling. Tonight, I will put you through the worst torture you have ever felt in your entire career, and yourself and 10 Minute Major will both share something in common, you will both end up in the emergency room, let me tell you.

Blood will be spilt, and I will remain the number one guy in this business. And now we go onto to 10 Minute Major, quite frankly the worst disgrace of a human being I have ever seen. When will you ever learn? You'll never be anything except a Canadian loser, someone that represents the Maple Leafs, you're just like them, boring arrogant fools who never realize common sense. I have warned you several times 10 Minute Major, and you just don't seem to care, you care about yourself and a championship belt. What are you going to tell your wife when you're paralyzed because of me? And to rebound your little insults, I have never had any interest in the Television championship, and why am I the United Wrestling Alliance Legend champion? Because you idiot, I am a Legend, and the only way people will understand this status, is if they are shown it in a belt form. You're pathetic excuses and insults do one thing Major, they show you to be the clueless Canadian clown you are. 

And now you tell me my movies are "bad"? All of my films have reached number one in the box office charts, broken records, and had all sorts of celebrities. You're just jealous of my gracious ability, while you couldn't act even if your life depended on it, the only thing you could come out with is a stupid accent and the word 'aboot'. I saw you at Rubeus' funeral, and it was quite funny to see you cry like a little baby. He used you to get to the World title, and you let him, you pathetic fuck. Rubeus Dahrkov was a user, and yet when he died, you just cried and sniffled at the fact he was dead. I was rejoicing until I realized it was all for a storyline, and I realized he was just ripping off my glorious plan and how I screwed the entire world at the fact that I had tricked everyone. Trent Hoffman, would you want a Canadian crybaby as our European championship?

I...

I didn't think so. You see Major, even Trent Hoffman, UwA's best commentator, agrees that you are a disgrace to your wife, your child, the United Wrestling Alliance, and quite frankly, to yourself. Why don't you just admit the truth and walk away from this match Major, because if I do not show it to you, then when you lie half dead in the hospital, and you ask the question "Oh why Drivlaine why?" and he wont answer you, and why? He doesn't give a fuck James, he never will give a fuck about your state of welfare, he is a cold calculated bastard, and yet when he turns his back on you, you will cry and admit the cold hard truth, you never did stand a chance against me nor did you ever have a chance at capturing the European championship.

No rules. Do you know what that means? I can do anything I want to you, and all you can do is scream for mercy. Yours and Mikey's blood will stain Madison Square Gardens, and that I can promise you. This will be no ordinary ladder match, this will be a match where I will put the combatants through torture every step of the way. I will drive the ladder into your skull, and it will be legal. I will slam a shovel in your face, and it will be legal. I could kill you that night, and everything would be legal. This is not just some run of the mill match, this match could cost you your entire career James, and all you have to say to that is "aboot." and go off on a rant about me sucking and that you respect Mikey Hell. I don't have respect for either of you, and even if I did, I wouldn't show a single drop of mercy for my opponents, so I guess that means that you're basically screwed as far as this match goes.

Tonight, on the 25th of April 2004, in Madison Square Gardens, United Wrestling Alliance April Resurrection, I will climb that ladder and I will capture the European championship for the second time in my career. And that's bad news for 10 Minute Major and Mikey Hell. Take all the training you have, because these last few hours....may be your last.

'The Outlaw' then laughs and ends the interview by telling Trent to leave, as the scene fades to complete darkness.