Three Men And A Championship

'Mad World' by Gary Jules plays in the background, as images of TnT Wrestling is seen.

All around me are familiar faces...

A clip is shown of a bloodied Nicky Mills after his brutal showdown with Jeremy Cundiff.

Worn out places.

Worn out faces.

The camera switches to Jimmy Vetalo holding the tag team championship.

Bright and early for the daily races.

Going nowhere...

Going nowhere...

And the screen shows footage of Reed Harrington powerbombing his latest victim onto the hood of the car.

And their tears are filling up their glasses...

No expression, no expression...

A shot of the Hollywood Icon and the Wrestling Legend is shown smiling with the kidnapped Erica.

Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow

Nicky Mills is shown holding the Eurasian championship, and then a shot of Jimmy Vetalo winning it.

I find it kind of sad...
The dreams in which I'm dying...
Are the best I've ever had...
I find it hard to tell you...
'Cos I find it hard to take...
When people run in circles...
It's a very, very...
Mad World...

And with the lyrics dying but the music continuing to play, still shots of each wrestler who will participate in the triple threat are seen and advertising TnT Mayhem. The scene then slowly fades to commercial.

Sunday August 15th 2004

TnT Mayhem Aftermath Off-Camera

The scene then slowly fades into some unseen footage after TnT Mayhem went off the air. Rollin Thunder makes his way toward the back and Vetalo stands in the ring with a microphone in hand, as the fans are applauding their efforts. Vetalo then begins shaking his head and pointing to the back, possibly a sign to X Kalibur and Cortez Prodigy.

Dont think that our war isnt over yet, because it isn't. The High Rollers will take back the tag titles whether you guys like it or not. And as for my match next week, I have a suggestion  for my opponents next week. Don't bother showing up, because you will be only let down by the fact that I will retain the championship.

'Big' Jimmy Vetalo goes to drop the microphone when 'Eviction Article' begins playing over the sound system as Jimmy smiles and begins waiting for his opponent next week to come out of the back. Indeed he does, and the Hollywood Icon and the Wrestling Legend, wearing his pink shades, and clapping and laughing at the same time. The audience chant 'Outlaw Sucks!' directly at Mills, who ignores them and walking up the steps with a microphone in hand, he stares at Vetalo for a minute before raising the microphone to his mouth and begins to speak.

Oh god man, I think I almost passed out with laughter for your pathetic showing against the Ghetto Bitches. I could have beaten them with two hands tied behind my back. Hell, I could just beat them with no arms and legs, because they're so pathetic that they would somehow lose.

Anyway, next week at Mayhem, it will be me and you FINALLY toe to toe, a match in the making, wouldnt you say?

Vetalo is staring at Mills in anger and begins shouting verbal insults.

Think about it, Vetalo. Your an ape who's fighting a man. I can finally show the entire nation how a complete and utter fool you will look against me, and why? Your a High Roller!

Oh I'm sorry, so called Wrestling Legend, but your not the one with a title around your waist. As long as I'm around, you wont see this belt, and you wont see the World title either.

Oh, what are you going to do? Tell Thunder that I don't deserve it? I will tell you this, and that is I WILL be fighting the World champion after this champion versus X Kalibur matchup. But that's not the idea here. The idea is that this Sunday, we fight for the Eurasian championship. And man, it's going to be an honour to whoop your ass and hear you beg for your life when I lock you in the Legends Pain. Comprende?

I dont think so. There is one thing I hate, and that is a sick fuck such as yourself. Kidnapping Erica, I will never forgive you for. So expect this Sunday to be a war, because your not beating me, and that's that.

Keep telling yourself that, loser. I'm not the one who won the Eurasian championship by a guy who I cant even remember. It wasn't somebody special either. I actually won it in good circumstances, while you...well, you won it off a rookie.

And exactly HOW did you win the belt? Being second to Segrada? You see Mills, I'm not the only one that thinks your a joke, and also a choke artist. I mean, win a World title, and I'll take you seriously.

Jimmy, please understand that nobody could EVER take you seriously. Your as a threat as Jeremy Cundiff is, and well, he's off smoking his weed and getting stoned. Guess he couldn't live with the mental pressure of revealing his little 'secret'. Just like you lost here tonight, that Eurasian championship is mine, and after the Pay Per View is over, the World title is mine. And your just going to sit back and watch me win. So....

Mills is interrupted by "Back in Black" by ACDC as 'The Real Man' Reed Harrington makes his way down the aisle, who has a giant smile on his face. Reed is carrying his Hardcore championship and the fans are rather excited at this confrontation they are seeing, and the fans are booing Harrington loudly. Chants of 'Vetalo! Vetalo!' rise across the arena as Reed gets into the ring and stares across to 'The Outlaw', and Mills seems pissed off at the interruption. All three men are staring at each other, Mills looking from Vetalo to Reed and Reed looking from Vetalo to Mills. Vetalo however, is just staring at both men from the corner turnbuckle.

How dare you interrupt my speech, maggot! Go back and play on that mechanical bull of yours, because that's all your good at.

I'm here to inform you that you thinking that your just going to steal the spotlight for yourselves is a big mistake. This isn't Jimmy Vetalo vs. Nicky Mills, and god forbid if we ever had to witness that. It's 'THE REAL MAN' Reed Harrington, the official legend of TnT Wrestling, versus two pieces of shit that cant match up to me. Your both going to witness a miracle this Sunday!

Of what? You actually doing something for a change? You've beaten nothing but rookies time and time again. This time, your going to be put in your place by a REAL champion unlike yourself.

And not to mention your not exactly a champion. Hardcore champion? Please. That's a REAL accomplishment! You don't understand something, and I'll explain it to you nice and clear. Nobody wants to see you. They want to see someone who actually performs at a good level. Nobody may like me because I speak the truth, but at least I'm good in the ring. YOU, on the other hand, are an annoying pain in the ass because you whine time after time because you think your a legend. And as for you, Jimmy, your belt is mine, and I'm going to get my World title shot whether you assholes like it or not. It's time we had a change in our disgraceful company thanks to Rollin Thunder being champion.

Oh come on Mills, give me a break with the ego bullshit. Everybody knows that I'm better than you and I always will be! You want to be a....

Yeah, we got it, guys. You both can talk trash and you think your going to win this Sunday. The High Rollers are going to be double winners. I will retain my Eurasian championship, and Rollin will retain his World championship against that freak. And that is all I have to...

I think we're all sick of your boring rants, Vetalo. Along with you, Mills. Your looking at a true champion right here!

Nicky begins to laugh and looking him up and down, begins to speak.

You remind me of Rage, a guy who used to think a lot of himself, but really sucked ass inside the ring. Your going to learn the same lesson that he did, that none of his crap was ever true. And in the meantime, I'll win the Eurasian championship.

Yeah sure, keep telling yourself that.  Just realise at the same time that you are a pure choke artist. I think we've heard enough from this one. All I can say is that this Sunday, there will be all hell, and there will be only one survivor, and his name is 'Big' Jimmy Vetalo, STILL THE EURASIAN CHAMPION!

All three men begin eying each other down as the footage slowly begins to die, and the scene fades yet again to black.

The scene reopens at the private plane of the Hollywood Icon and the Wrestling Legend. The camera is looking at 'The Outlaw' Nicky Mills, who is wearing a very smart black tuxedo suit and a pair of Oakley's sunglasses. The man is dressed fit for a king, as suddenly another man, with a blonde goatee and short blonde hair, and wearing normal street clothes, walks onto the plane and shakes Mills's hand and the two sit down on opposite sides. He has a briefcase and he slowly puts it down on the table.

Nicky, how you been, buddy?

Not too bad, man. So what's up? You said you wanted to meet me.

Your premiere of Passionate Robbery is coming up soon, and as that is coming up, your getting a lot of movie work. The Wrestling Dreams movie put you on the map.

I stole the damn show! What do you expect?

However, most of these movies deals would require you to take a whole year off to film it.

What's the movie itself?

They are interested in you playing a part in Peter Jackson's King Kong.

That scruffy bastard who did the Lord Of The Rings films?

Right. He wants you to play Carl Denham. This may affect your wrestling career, but think about it, you'll be on top of Hollywood. Many actors are dying to play the part.

Craig, understand me here. Your my agent, and a terrific one at that, but I cant do that. My wrestling career is number fucking one. I am not leaving TnT Wrestling. I'm being paid too damn much to just walk away from Marcel. I may be the Hollywood Icon, but I'm not just going to pack up and leave for a year.

I see what you mean. But this is a huge oppurtunity.

And I'm not accepting it. It's time I finally focused on professional wrestling instead of both.

Fine, man. But your missing something big.

I can do Television work, but I'm not doing loads and loads on Hollywood. I don't have time to juggle both around any more. And anyway, I have a little announcement that is going to mess TnT Wrestling around, and is certainly going to make this Pay Per View a fantastic main event. And do you want to know what that is, Craig?

Yeah. Go ahead and shoot.

Nicky turns to the camera and clears his throat before speaking to the camera.

As you know, X Kalibur is currently in the number one contendership because Jonny Fly promised him a World title shot, even though everybody knows he doesn't deserve it. And now Vetalo is trying to etch himself into the main event, apparently because it's his destiny.

And what's your point?

My point is that I'm not going to let that happen. If Thunder loses this match, Vetalo will want to get himself back into the main event because without his buddy, he will want to bring back the gold, and knowing Marcel, he'll make the World title match happen with the High Rollers in it.

And therefore, that is why I'm declaring the World title shot.

Huh?

Oh please. I've worked my ass off and all Marcel does is bring in UwA bitches and make them wrestle for the World title. Everybody hates me, and even Marcel is prejudiced against me, because of all the stunts I've pulled this year. If I was a good guy, I'd have the title shot in no time. I don't give a damn if Rollin Thunder wins or loses, because I'm getting my title shot whether anyone likes it or not. Jimmy Vetalo can try get himself into it, and if that happens, then I'll stop it from happening.

That's right Vetalo. Dont even THINK about attempting to claim a damn thing, because once I win back my Eurasian championship, I'll win my World championship, which has been kept from me, and that is because of Marcel's bullshit. Basically, it's like this. If Marcel even thinks about excluding me because I'm not a role model for this company, then I'll make fucking sure I get it. But anyway, let me move onto Rollin Thunder, who recently had some harsh words for me. Well, everyone in America seems to, and that is why America will never be respected.

I mean, we're fighting a war that isnt going anywhere. Soldiers die for a lie, and George Bush is just moving onto his presidential campaign. The British Prime Minister Tony Blair is nothing but a damn liar who is Bush's lapdog and does everything Bush does. Bush goes to war, so does Blair. People die in Iraq for a fucking lie, and all those politicians do is sit back and take the profits. Fuck them, and fuck America. This country is nothing but a wasting ground for animals. We have apes like Rollin Thunder who believe themselves, and hate other opinions. We have his monkey Jimmy Vetalo. We have ghetto bitches whose idols are Snoop Dog and 50 Cent. Now I like rap, and I have met these guys, but what Cortez and X Kalibur are doing is absolutely laughable. I bet that if Snoop Dog went up to Cortez and said "You aint no hood. Your a fucking disgrace to this world and you should just die already." There would be a police report the next day of his suicide. And yet, D-Block go around making promises they cant make.

And most of all, what is so disgusting about America is that 9/11 was an excuse for war. You see, America should have admitted their past mistakes. But oh no, that's not his style, is it? America went to war for all the wrong reasons, and they believe to this day they were right. America will always be a country full of brainless morons who have high powers and positions. Guys like me are attempted to be thrown to the dogs, and yet I'm still here, but the most hated man in Wrestling. And for what? For telling the truth? For telling the god darned truth about D Block, and I'm branded a racist? This country ran away from Vietnam because it got too much for them. So why dont America run away from Iraq? Because they cant. They're too obsessed with their own ego's to admit defeat, just like Vetalo, just like Thunder, and just like every damn TnT superstar there is.

X Kalibur gets a World title shot because he was screwed? That is what is wrong with America. Rollin Thunder is our World champion, and he represents the best. What a pack of lies! Thunder will never represent me, because I to this day, will have more brain cells than his tiny little mind will ever have. I'm hated because I hate America. Only guys who are red, white, and blue and love the flag are loved and cherished as World champions. Let me tell you why. Segrada became champion, and he won it off me because of White Thunder's pure jealousy. Sean hated America, but everyone hated him, and he lost the championship after he messed himself up to that complete deliquant Rollin Thunder, a patriot of America. Most of TnT's champions have been America lovers. Nic Totopolous, Jimmy Vetalo, Jeremy Cundiff, Michael Edwards. I could go on all day, but it just eats me up to hear that you have to love America to be loved.

Screw that. I'm not going to sit back and let myself be thrown to the dogs. Marcel is an American pig who has no respect for true athletes like myself. This Eurasian contest is nothing more than an excuse for me to turn around and say, "Oh sure Marcel, I really understand." But no, this is where TnT Wrestling will realise that you cannot deny a legend who has worked every day of his life for a job. I mean, I trained at Stu Hart's dungeon, I trained with Killer Kowalski, just looking for that pure athletic stamina, to know every trick in the book. And yet, I was held back because I never respected America and it's values. It has no values! When my brother was killed by a jealous wrestling champion who had almost got beaten, I beat his fucking head in outside a nightclub. AND I WAS PUNISHED! Me, of all people, a brother looking for revenge, spending five years in a damn jail cell. There is no justice except for Americans. When I entered UwA, I was looking for an opportunity, and the only way I could do that is if I respected America. And I did just that, loving the red, white and blue. If I was taught anything in my life, it was to not let yourself be run over by a bunch of pigs who only cared about themselves.

And then one day, I finally realised that I didnt have to do everything they asked anymore. I could have done what I have wanted, and I would have gotten away with it. Let me take you back to UwA Rampage, February 20th, 2003. The day that I finally realised what America was, the day I finally realised that I WAS the 'The Outlaw'. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the greatest day in wrestling history. Why? Because I finally untapped my true potential.

The scene slowly fades to black, but then goes into an old piece of footage.

UwA Rampage

February 20th, 2003

And with that, the scene slowly fades to black.