Paying Tribute...
So Jeremy, how does it feel to be lost in the world where the strongest survive, and the weak are left to die? You see, this is a dog eat dog world, you can hardly trust anybody these days. Everybody has to survive, go to extra measure to stay alive. Befriend the wrong people, and they stab you in the back. So Cundiff, your friends could easily be wrong, totally wrong. It could all be a fantasy, because Jeremy, that is what your dreams are, nothing but fiction
Be prepared...
I'm coming for you...
The scene opens with the TnT channel running as normal, as we see the latest happenings in TnT, with the abduction of Midget Robby and the World title match, and also a small piece about the Eurasian championship match. Suddenly, every channel, FOX, HBO, and other come to a complete halt. The channels are nothing but a huge warning sign, with the yellow letters of 'PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT'. A CNN news reader then suddenly appears on the screen, with a blond crew cut and a black suit, and his face is filled with sadness, as he clears his throat and shuffles his papers, ready to speak.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have just had news that Gavin James, TnT superstar, who suffered a concussion has died. A few hours later, the career of Jeremy Cundiff died of natural causes. We go now to the funeral that was held today in tribute to both Gavin James and the career of Jeremy Cundiff.
We realize it is mocking the two superstars, as the newsreader grins and starts drinking champagne. We then cut to a funeral, where we see fake mourners, a few of them wearing Hawaii shirts and the others with funeral suits, but two people sit at the front, and it seems to be Mrs. and Mr. Cundiff, but obviously they are actors, and they are crying in each others shoulders. The vicar then appears on the stand, and they all hush, when we find that the identity of the vicar is "The Outlaw" Nicky Mills, as Kevin Cosmos gives away tee shirts which read 'I went to see Jeremy Cundiff's chances funeral, and all I got was a lousy tee shirt.' Mills then looks at all the mourners, and laughs, which makes Mrs. Cundiff react with a loud wail of remorse.
We are gathered here today to celebrate the short pathetic lives that Gavin James and Jeremy Cundiff's career had. Nobody ever cared about them, they were useless to this world and everyone altogether, You people should be cheering, and taking holidays so you can forget their very existence. Gavin James never had a life in wrestling, he cheated through everything, and he paid the price for doing so. Nobody loved him, and nobody cared about him. He was the most useless superstar to ever live on this earth. Jeremy Cundiff's career never really took off, the man himself was useless, and never put commitment into the career. He always wanted other people to do things for him, and because of that lazy competitor ship, his career slowly died. Mr. and Mrs. Cundiff, you should be celebrating, for crying out loud! Will they be missed? No. They will be forgotten, but they do deserve a chance for people to say goodbye. I mean, the career really never stood a chance when my name appeared to face him. Slowly, it withered away and died, like cancer would.
Goodbye...you useless pieces of shit. I guess you'll be forgotten pretty soon!
Mills walks over to the two
coffins that lie, and a can of gasoline stands on the top of each one, as the
mourners then start to stand and chant 'BURN BURN BURN!' as Cosmos slowly grins
and taking his lighter, throws it to Mills. The fake mourners start to celebrate
by drinking champagne and cheering as Mills salutes the coffins and pours
gasoline on both coffins, with a huge grin on his face, and the two coffins are
set alight, as they burst into flames. A giant 'HALLELUIAH' voice booms over the
speakers as the scene quickly fades to black. The scene then reopens as we are at a local gym, where "The Outlaw"
Nicky Mills and Kevin Cosmos are doing a daily work out. Mills is sporting his Eurasian
championship wearing dark shorts and the tee shirt which reads 'I saw Jeremy's
career and Gavin burn in hell!' as he smirks to the camera, and continues to
work out. Cosmos is wearing a plain white vest, and some shorts as Mills soaks
himself off with some water, and see's TnT interview Jason Orlando walking
towards him, as he turns his head slowly, and has a grin on his face, as the
interviewer calls the camera along.
Well, guess your here as well them.
Mr. Mills, I would like to ask you what your thoughts are on your ladder match with Jeremy Cundiff for your Eurasian championship.
Mills turns to the interviewer, and stares right into the camera with a giant grin on his face, as he rubs his Eurasian championship and then clears his throat, as he then starts to speak.
Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy, did you like my little funeral for your career and Gavin? It was pretty sweet, because it's sort of like the truth. You see Cundiff, nobody gives a shit about you, or the fact you have this title shot. Why is that so? Well, let me put it to you, your not worth my time, but I have to finish this once and for all. This must end Jeremy, because I have other things which I must attend to, such as capturing the World title. Cundiff, I know your feeling down, I know your self confidence is at an all time low. It's too bad, because I'll squish you like a bug come Sunday, and your dreams of becoming a big timer will fall. There is no denying that, because I am the greatest wrestler alive. Oh come on, I'm the Hollywood Legend, for crying out loud. TnT is succeeding because of me, and your not a Segrada, your just another kid in the locker room, looking for his chances to become big. But this time, your lucks run out. I'm fed up of you getting all cocky away from me, and then showing up as a little coward who has nothing going. This shit has to end, and it will end in our match. I will permanently end any chance of you winning the Eurasian championship, because I will not let myself be beaten by a loser who never backs up his words. Your not worthy, and I will prove that by beating you wrestling wise, and showing you why they call me the greatest wrestler alive. Jeremy, you wont stand a chance, just give up. Just do me a favor and walk away from this one, because I don't want to have to spare you the humiliation of you losing this one, that your lying on the canvas in a bloodied mess, and me standing over you, saying 'I told you so!' Because right now, your just saying 'Oh well I don't care, I'll beat him.' and guaranteeing a lot of shit which you cannot simply do, because in a ladder match, I am unbeatable. No rules, so I can do anything and not to be disqualified, nobody to help you, so I could break your arm and make you scream for your momma. I will climb and retrieve my belt Jeremy, and then I'll watch your best buddy have three pounds of shit beaten into him, and then finally, you will say 'He was right all along.' and you'll cry a river, but I wont care. There will be no Gavin James to protect you, and I will not have Cosmos interfere. Why? Because quite frankly, I wouldn't need help to beat a scrawny little shit who continues to keep going and make things harder for himself.
Say everything you have to say, think that you can beat me easily. Go on, you think I'm some sort of midcarder, don't you? But lets not talk about you for a minute, lets talk about Rollin Thunder. Yes, the man who says things which are out of this world! Do you know why you get World title shots? You steal opportunities. Rollin. You take other men's shots and you use them for yourself. Tell me, you think you got that shot by yourself? No, you came out when Sean was asking for ME to come out and accept his challenge, and I was in the back training for our match later on, when I saw you come out and talk a lot of bullshit. You never earn you shots, Rollin. Always remember that. I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but as Sean will tell you, you only got the shot cause you accepted his challenge. Oh well, look at yourself when your beat up and you regret you even accepted it. That, I promise, will happen. Rollin, I have beaten you already, don't make me do it for a second time.
Now Jeremy, I saw your little promo. It's a shame to see Gavin so fucked up as he is at the moment, really, it is terribly sad. Hey, I'm not a bad guy, you know. Well, I'm the biggest bastard ever to step foot on this earth! Jeremy, you want to stake your life that you wont see me walk out of TnT Slugfest? Try me, I'm begging you, destroy me! Take revenge! No, your too weak to do so. Your all words and no bite, your just another fool who is about to be lead to his demise. I saw both of your promo's, Jeremy. Your a wreck, your nothing but a complete wreck now. You say you've awakened and that your going to take my title and destroy my pride. Well, I must say, I look forward to it. But be careful what you wish for, because it might just come back and beat you in the head! Try take it from me, but you will fail, just like you've failed at everything. Take your fucking best shot at me, but it will all be for nothing, because I will stand above all as the best Eurasian champion of all time. Can you feel the intensity, Cundiff? Can you feel the mental pain of what is to come when I stand over you, maybe a bloody mess, maybe a wreck, but still the winner, and still the champion. Your climb to the top is over, your about to land smack boom to the ground. Your an embarrassment to the whole wrestling industry, and it will be my pleasure to destroy you, to take your whole career and destroy it, to have the power to crush you with a frogsplash from the ladder, to slam a steel chair into your skull, everything. Remember, I will do anything to keep my title, even if it means ending your life. I am not your average wrestler, I am the best wrestler in the world, and the Hollywood Icon. I am not your average Joe shmoe, I am the best the industry has to offer. You, my friend, are going to find out what mental pain and physical pain is really like.
What else can you say? Nothing. You know the truth about yourself, and your biding time to get it together, to fill yourself with fake thoughts about you becoming the Eurasian champion. Gavin James will wake from his coma, only to see you in a coffin, being buried, and realizing that all the things you said to him, were false. Jeremy, if it means killing you, breaking your neck, I will do it. And why? Because I can, and because nobody can stop me from doing what I do to YOU. My kids will not be watching this, and do you know why? Because when they see you in a bloody mess, screaming for every bit of mercy you have, they will be haunted by the fact that daddy can be a psycho when he needs to, to not stop beating you into oblivion, to beat you so bad the world will cringe with every blow you take, as your skull is beaten from one end to the other, as you hit that mat in a sick way, and to watch me climb the ladder as you lay lifeless. Be prepared Cundiff, because if things become like that, I will go with the mile, and I will be at your funeral, watching your parents blubber like babies, as your laid into the ground, and I will say 'He didn't stand a chance.'
Because let's face it...
You don't stand a chance...
Get ready for the beginning of the end...
Mills smiles at the interviewer, as he lays his Eurasian title right next to a machine, and starts to resume his training, as the scene fades to complete black.