Breaking the rules...

The scene opens in a TNT house show in Orlando, Florida, where we see the daily wrestling between two jobber wrestlers, Sam Lando and Jason Tila. The two are nearly at the end of their match, when Jason hits a Fisherman suplex, and the referee counts..

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Before the three is counted, "Gorillaz" by Clint Eastwood plays over the sound system, and the fans go ballistic and scream cheers as "The Outlaw" walks out from the back, clapping and holding a microphone in his hand. Jason lets go of the fisherman suplex and looks irate as Nicky Mills enters the ring, with a big smile on his face.

Hey man, I'm sorry to interrupt, but I have some business I have to attend to, so to put it this way, I need you two out of this ring.

The jobber looks pissed off, and shoves Mills, shouting slogans as the fans boo loudly. "The Outlaw" laughs and pushes Jason into Sam, who rolls Jason up...

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The fans are screaming cheers at Mills who throws Jason out of the ring, and Sam shakes Mills's hand and walks away, raising his arms as "The Outlaw" continues.

I came here to speak to you all about Kevin Cosmos and Shaun Adams, yes, the two superstars I fight this Sunday on Mayhem. The doctors have all told me to retire, they say that if I don't, I will eventually break my back, and possibly be paralyzed.

The fans respond with loud boo's, which can be heard all over the arena. Mills walks around the ring, with the microphone, as he raises it to his mouth one more time.

Well, that aint happening. I will be wrestling in TNT, and I will be kicking ass and taking names, just like UWA. You see, I was an asshole, I'll admit that. Being a communist bastard, it was my job, but when I realized I was wrong, I admitted it, and gave you people the real me at Injustice For All.

Some of the fans start a "UWA" chant, and some jeer at the mention of the name. Mills looks to the crowd, and some ladies cheer him loudly at front row.

But anyway, Marcel has given "The Outlaw" the opportunity to shine like never before, to make a bigger impact than I did last time I stepped foot in TNT. I will be in my first match since Saturday, and I will be facing...

Shaun Adams...

We hear many many boo's from the crowd, and some "SHAUN SUCKS" chants.

And Kevin fricking Cosmos!!!!

The whole building shakes as fans erupt and chants "COSMOS COSMOS", the fans are purely Cosmos fans. Mills smiles at the sight of this and continues.

Yeah, that's what I expected, but sorry to break the news, but Kevin Cosmos has quit TNT.

The fans are speechless and boo loudly as Mills looks with a frown, obviously angry too.

So I will be facing that jobber fool, Shaun Adams. Who the hell is this guy meant to be? Just because he has a nickname, don't mean he's something. God, why don't people just have normal names and stop copying famous wrasslers. Adams is nothing more than a guy who cant get a name for himself, so he goes around copying other people's. How pathetic. I made a name for myself, and look how popular I am now.

But I have someone who I want to address, well actually, two people. Their names are Johnny Fly and Rollin Thunder. Johnny, I am sick and tired of your bullshit games, and I am tired of your rantings about that match. A man is a man, I lost the match, and my European championship. I'm not proud of it, but whatever. But you go on about how TNT is your yard, well that sounds like "Wah Wah Wah". Your like a little baby, you want all the attention, and if someone takes it, you cry. I mean, just because you got Vincent, Digger and Banger to make sure you don't lose in your matches, that means shit to me. I left the UWA because I could not cope with the time they were giving me, hell, I love that company, but enough is enough.  Then, I say that I respect you, that I like your talent. Fly, you are a fucking asshole as a man. You make up lies and lies about me, telling the world that I demand U.S and European title shots. I EARN my shots, unlike you, who runs to Digger and bawls, and whines, and has a little temper tantrum, isn't that right? You can deny it all you want, but the fans know it, I know it, and even good ol' Marcel knows it...

The fans immediately starts chanting "CRYBABY FLY", and Mills smiles and continues.

Now Johnny, I don't care about you, but at the same time, I respect you. If you want a re-match, fine. If you don't, then go back to cuddling that World title you got, because to be honest, nobody cares.

Then we come to Rollin Thunder, good god, that man has no respect for anybody. He moans about being the guy who did crap to the Dynasty. Now, Rollin, it wasn't you. You don't do anything for anybody, all you do is give people a pain in their sides. Your a thorn, and you bitch about UWA playing games with you. No, that's not it. You call it games, they call it 'trying to give you the pink slip'. You see, you and Triple X were the most annoying people around. Without him, you were a nobody, a loser, nothing more than a common jobber. You joined the Dynasty, and what did you do? Nothing. Do you know why UWA held you all the time? Because you were a no-talented fool. You have no wrestling skills whatsoever, it's like trying to wrestle with Mikey Hell, you do a grapple and the guy farts in the ring. Rollin, you used to be somebody. I used to respect you, but just like Fly, your ego gets in your way. The fans make someone who they are, and you have been a nothing since you signed that dotted line for UWA. Rollin, you spat in everyone's faces, and you chickened out of the UWA. Why? Because you couldn't improve, and now we have to watch your terrible wrestling be revealed.

Rollin, you can bawl and wail, you can moan and cry, just like Fly, but the fact is that when you pissed off Edwards and got the shit beaten into you, you changed as a man. No, you became a coward, a pussy. What happened to the old Rollin Thunder, the guy who kicked ass. Oh wait, there WAS no old Thunder, because you've been that cowardly scared self for a very long time. Everyone knows it, hell, and nowone gives a damn now that you've come here to TNT, because it's not for the best of your career, it will be for the very worst of it, and not even your cheesy ego maniac wife, who hangs onto your penis as if it was a life-guard, without you and your money, she's nothing but a worthless whore, she's like Natasha Deer, Armington's girl, she got so attracted to him, and believed every word that came out of his mouth, it ruined her personality. Poor Erica, her personality is made up of you now, how annoying.

The fans respond with a huge cheer, and chants of "MILLS MILLS MILLS" erupt around the arena, as "The Outlaw" looks on with a smile, and continues.

Adams will the very first guy to realize he's out of line, he's out of touch with wrestling, but he'll learn, and then, whoever TNT put me up against, may the best man win. I'm not a fool to talk shit that I cant back up, but what I do say, I can.

"The Outlaw" turns and drops the mic, as the fans cheers shakes the arena, as Mills turns and walks away, as the scene fades to black.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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